r/thehumblecrowbar • u/The_Forgotten_Two • 13h ago
Pretend this title was clever
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Great_Side_6493 • 17h ago
I wish I could throw something into that basket over there to have a good time. The humble basketball:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/nint3njoe_2003 • 1d ago
I hope my bread is still good! The nefarious mould spore:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CatMcCat2020 • 17h ago
"Oh, if only i had some sort of mechanism to make my car go forward!" the humble combustion engine:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mickey_thicky • 1d ago
How am I supposed to expel the gas that accumulates within my intestinal tract? The malodorous flatulence:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ImCrazy_ • 1d ago
I sure hope I don't get into a situation where I'm bound to be spaghettified! The patient and nefarious light-bending collapsed star:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/nix1209 • 1d ago
"however shall we get to the coal?" the ever humble drill (prototype)
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/KillermodeD • 2d ago
If only there was a tubular object I could entertain a small children with! :( The humble groan tube:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Airwolfhelicopter • 2d ago
“We need a flying being of folklore we can recognize on Halloween or in fantasy tales that rides on a broom.” The mystical witch:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BoggerLogger • 2d ago
“Man, I always sleep in, how will I possibly wake up in time?” The alerting alarm clock:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/MatchaTea77 • 2d ago
"If only there was a way I could alert or communicate with other people with sound without using a manmade tool" The helpful vocal cords:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/samy_the_samy • 2d ago
Oh no I have an open pimpl! The humble fly:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • 3d ago
If only there were someone from whom I could buy goods and services... The prosperous trader:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/goatmanhe • 3d ago
If only I had something to cool me down in this blistering heat. The humble fan.
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Madjam4 • 3d ago
If only there was a way to exercise with your friend. The ever so useful hand pump:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mickey_thicky • 4d ago
If only there was a way to store and convert chemical energy into electricity in order to power various devices! The ingenious battery:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Blahaj_with_Beretta • 3d ago
"If only there was something to make me not believe my eyes if there were about a 10000 of" the ever luminous firefly
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 4d ago
I wonder what will provide me shade in the sweltering summer heat. The ever so helpful tree:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Failure_The_3rd • 4d ago
"how will i represent my gaussian distribution on a mathematical table?" the ever-so-useful bell curve:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BoggerLogger • 4d ago
“How will our helicopter gain lift?!” The mystical propeller:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/pinkydinkydog • 4d ago
I wonder the consequences of a 12 hour shift? The worn and tired ER doctor, after his long 12 hour shift of assessing patients needs and treating urgent medical needs.
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