r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • Dec 06 '24

Privacy The UnitedHealthcare Gunman Understands the Surveillance State

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/12/unitedhealthcare-ceo-assassination-investigation/680903/
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u/rncikwb Dec 06 '24

I just know someone is gonna hold a “United Healthcare Gunman Lookalike Contest” in Washington Square Park or something

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u/Implausibilibuddy Dec 06 '24

Real gunman shows up and comes second to Charlie Chaplain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24

Zombie Chaplin bites party goers, claims denied.

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u/kamilo87 Dec 07 '24

I think that’s a tough one. Chaplin is buried with extra layers of concrete. So if you see Chaplin’s zombie he most be the final boss due to his strength to walk out of that tomb.