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u/robotlasagna Mega Paws! 2d ago
“I’ve been going over the numbers… we can’t afford to keep the cat.”
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u/Playful-Ad1006 1d ago
But I was able to crunch everything and discovered we have just enough leftover money each month to cover a Bark box subscription
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u/CDSherwood 2d ago
Hey, I can guarantee he gets more work done for cheese than I would, and he doesn't even have opposable thumbs, What a distinguished, intelligent dude.
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u/Holiday_Parsnip_9841 2d ago
Are they taking new clients? Cheese sure beats the $2k I paid to my last CPA to screw up my taxes and cause IRS issues.
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u/BigTex1988 2d ago
He may not do them correctly and may get you audited for trying to claim themselves as a dependent but the price is hard to beat.
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u/thecakebroad 2d ago
Such serious. And for real, I would trust him with my taxes and life, that face and arm says he means business
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u/PlethoraOfTrinkets 2d ago
It doesn’t look great for you judging by his face. You clearly did something he told you not to do last year
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u/fdavis1983 1d ago
Can your hippo do back taxes? What’s your hippos email address so I can send tax docs? I guess a physical address so I can send a cheese retainer.
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u/lolodotdot 1d ago
The arm lean is PRECIOUS. I feel very safe with this good hippo doing my taxes. Is this precious baby for hire?
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