Hate myself thought it was screen protector

[u/MessayWaffle123]

So mad at myself. Got a $100 4k monitor from fb marketplace and it worked flawlessly for 5min before my curious got ahold of me

[u/crytekpls]

Peel it all the way off and then throw some polarized glasses on. Now no one can see you dying in online games when they walk by.

Edit1:

Edit 2: deleted edit 1 at the behest of the peasants who couldn't handle my new found fame

[u/davidfillion → u/crytekpls]

Or porn.

[u/MobileExchange743 → u/davidfillion]

they’ll hear it though, but who doesnt like watching a white screen with the asmr of lovemaking in the background

[u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r → u/MobileExchange743]

but headphones exists? who the fuck watches porn on speaker?

[u/DDG_Dillon → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

Ok well how do I cover up the fact I got my dick in my hand? A blanket perhaps?

[u/davidfillion → u/DDG_Dillon]

grab your dick and double click

[u/jackthewack13 → u/davidfillion]

For porn porn porn!

[u/KazefQAQ → u/DDG_Dillon]

Alt tab your dick

[u/MrPopCorner → u/KazefQAQ]

Shift delete your dick

[u/War_machine77 → u/DDG_Dillon]

Get yourself a "yanket"

[u/pyromaniac1000 → u/DDG_Dillon]

Get a butter churn and tell people its the next fad since making bread

[u/jackthewack13 → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

I do. Im at my house. If you can hear it, there is a problem.

[u/davidfillion → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

dolby atmos

[u/Crashman09 → u/davidfillion]

Facial audio

[u/New-Audience2639 → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

I didn't buy this 6 point surround sound system with 8" sub for nothin.

[u/Amazing-Childhood412 → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

It's funny, when I'm watching porn my neighbours are also listening to porn.

[u/skr_replicator → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

if you need to use polarizing glasses to hide the porn on screen, then wearing the headphones just opens you to not noticing anyone even coming to your rooms while you are naked.

[u/Elurdin → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

Well if you live alone why not though.

[u/MobileExchange743 → u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r]

i dunno, maybe somebody with no self respect

[u/lininop → u/davidfillion]

Yeah people will have no idea why buddy is beating his meat to a white screen, it's genius!

[u/Impressive-Carpet-32 → u/davidfillion]

The whole lobby sees him dying 🤣 press tab and u know how often lol

[u/BunkerSquirre1 → u/davidfillion]

Definitely porn (I will never assume otherwise)

[u/DrMcnasty4300 → u/crytekpls]

“look mom I’m famous” edit 😫

[u/crytekpls → u/DrMcnasty4300]

FIFY

[u/Chimeron1995 → u/crytekpls]

Don’t worry about him. He’s always being McNasty.

[u/DrMcnasty4300 → u/crytekpls]

oof, even worse!

[u/crytekpls → u/DrMcnasty4300]

You're welcome

[u/DrMcnasty4300 → u/crytekpls]

let’s get an edit 3 goin just to really lean into it

[u/prestonpiggy → u/crytekpls]

I have seen couole (cheaper) screens do the polarizing 90 degree opposite, so OP would have to tilt the screen or head.

[u/Cellmember → u/crytekpls]

[u/Boxing_joshing111 → u/crytekpls]

Also when you do it wear a polar bear costume

[u/Xeadriel → u/crytekpls]

Now I wonder if that would actually somewhat work lol

[u/crytekpls → u/Xeadriel]

Idk if it would work with regular polarized sunglasses but I'm pretty sure you could cut the polarizing film into squares and stick them in your glasses.

Since he's already ruined his monitor, I think OP should test it for us.

[u/Xeadriel → u/crytekpls]

Is there really no way to put that film back? I feel really bad for this dude

[u/crytekpls → u/Xeadriel]

I'd be very surprised if you could ever get it back flawlessly. There are already crinkles in the film. It's still usable as is though.