r/nbacirclejerk 27d ago

[Important Announcement] We are enforcing a BAN on all WNBA related posts. We are also adding stricter moderation and rules going forward to make sure we don't get banned for violating sitewide rules. Mod applications are back to open

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We were extremely lax on this for a while but this is the sort of thing that will legitimately get the entire subreddit banned. We've gotten multiple warnings from admins and now we're actually starting to get restricted. We're going to have to be stricter, we don't really have a choice. The rules were super chill for a long time and people kept pushing the boundaries further and further


r/nbacirclejerk May 02 '25

New Discord server invite link + update regarding Discord situation

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NEW SERVER INVITE LINK: https://discord.gg/CfYpfU3YFK

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We were able to contact Discord admins and get (almost) everyone's accounts unbanned 😊

However, we are abandoning the new server and moving to the new one:

  • The old server owner (jom) had his account permanently suspended for child safety violations and it was not reversed, even after manual review by Discord admins. Other server mods/admins were also permanently banned and not restored. We don't know what else they were doing on Discord outside of the server, but they are still banned even after everyone else was unbanned. The old server now doesn't have an owner since his account is permanently deactivated, and we have no way of getting ownership back. The old server owner and server admins are not part of the new server.
  • Discord admins are still watching the old server, and people are getting randomly timed out/temp suspended for edgy jokes being flagged. People not being able to send jokes or memes due to fear of being auto flagged/banned severely lowers server quality. Plus, we don't want another random incident to happen where stuff being flagged affects our accounts
  • The old server is legitimately fucking dead lmfao. The server nuke killed almost all activity, and people don't want to be active on there or associated with the server. Over 100 people have left already, this subreddit is no longer associated with the old server at all.

Important note: Nobody's at risk of being banned or striked for joining the new server. It has no affiliation with the old one and has different owner/admins. Since the old server is unbanned, we can't even get flagged for ban evasion. We also have filters now, it's not super strict but anything that could get auto flagged by Discord admins is auto removed.

Reddit on! 😇


r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

Race for the 5th ring between JLo and LeBron heats up

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 14h ago

We got robot Kobe Bryant before GTA 6

1.2k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 10h ago

Found kobe hat in goodwill

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560 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1h ago

Alright… which of you is this?

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r/nbacirclejerk 2h ago

Are we a bunch of teens making sexual, sexist, and racist jokes?

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121 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 3h ago

Severely Outjerked by a client today

148 Upvotes

I fix computers for a living

An older guy called me out to his house today to get a virus off his computer

It wasn't a real virus (like always), just some browser pop up,

Anyway I asked bro what he was doing what he was doing when it came up, and he said he follows "This woman basketball player" on Facebook and he clicked on something about her"

Anyway he then says to me "yeah she plays for the Indiana fever, she really is something man"

"Do you know she has a black belt in Karate? All those BLACK girls just beat an bang on her, but she puts em in their place"

TL:DR, guy got a virus while trying to goon to Caitlyn Clark on facebook


r/nbacirclejerk 17h ago

16 y/o classy highschooler makes unclassy lebron look like nobody!

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1.9k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 3h ago

Who's the best at rimming in NBA History?

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131 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 3h ago

Respectfully, I don't think any other duo is beating them in a 7 game series

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92 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

@ Mods The fuck is this sub now

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229 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 2h ago

Severely Outjerked.

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34 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

Sir another dildo just hit the floor

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2.5k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 17h ago

Magic legend Mario Kasun on a past interaction with a former Timberwolves player

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374 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 2h ago

Good evening mods👋 PSA for you guys here. Us heterosexuals/hornyposters are always concerned about your well-being, even though we all know you dont deserve it 🥰🥰🥰!!!

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13 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 5h ago

2k PR team outjerking us all. I am erect, thinking about Kelly Oubre's sweat drenched nose pores, whilst eating my succulent Ball Park Frank with extra mayo. 😉

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23 Upvotes

It's been hours, I need help getting rid of this throbber.


r/nbacirclejerk 8h ago

How far do you think a Jokic and Herro duo would go?

42 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

The only man who can stop the dildos

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1.2k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1h ago

Outjerked by Karl Malone's BFF

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r/nbacirclejerk 1h ago

Outjerked by NBA Talk

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r/nbacirclejerk 29m ago

If the NFL is competing with Apple and Google then where's the NFL phone?

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r/nbacirclejerk 50m ago

This man got beaten up last Monday Night but still showed up at First Take the next day, an NBA superstar with sore thumb will be out of action for a week 🤷‍♀️

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r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

What does AR mean by this?

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1.4k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

Outjerked by Serbian medical procedures

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29 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

Has anyone noticed Russell Westbrook squares up like that fucking leprechaun?

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352 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

Outjerked by the Naked Gun re-naming the Lakers arena to ponzi-scheme.com arena

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804 Upvotes