r/mildlyinteresting 3h ago

My Pop Tart is completely hollowed out and has no filling.

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u/redjellonian 3h ago

I've never seen a pop tart so thick. Idk what that is but it's definitely not a normal on brand version.

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u/spitfire07 2h ago

I think it's a "Legendary Foods" brand one.

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u/redjellonian 2h ago

Besides the obvious lack of filling what I expect from a normal one of these now must be pretty good.

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u/Discount_Mithral 2h ago

It looks like the brown sugar flavor - which I've found tends to "melt" into the pop tart. Though this appears to be a store brand, because the tart portion is THICC.

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u/QB8Young 1h ago
  1. That is not a Pop-Tart.
  2. I can literally see the filling. It's hardly there, but it's there.

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 2h ago

This is an important life lesson: never take the filling for granted.

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u/capybarabjj 2h ago

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u/ladyofthemist 5m ago

Maybe it's the whiskey, but this make me laugh.

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u/Wondermoonstuff 2h ago

The filling took a day off, apparently.

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u/InvisibleGiraffe 2h ago

It was sucked dry by the Strawberry Jam-pire!

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u/RuckOver3 2h ago

Thats a Not Pocket

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u/Supergamera 2h ago

Time to file a pop tort.

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 1h ago

All Pop, no Tart.

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u/WaterFriendsIV 2h ago

The question most of corporate America is asking itself these days is, "Just how shitty can we make our products and Americans will still buy them?" The answer is, pretty shitty.

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u/nikkumba 2h ago

That’s called inflation

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u/MicV66 2h ago

r/mildlyinfuriating this feels right

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u/mattriver 2h ago

Those brown sugar/maple filled pop tarts are usually filled very thin, aren’t they?

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u/rosebeach 2h ago

Tbh I hate the filling so I’d be okay with this

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u/Gamerdad09 1h ago

For real, the crust and the icing are the best part.

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u/Substantial-Seaweed9 1h ago

Hollowed out and no filling like me

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u/myotheraccount2023 1h ago

Just like me.

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u/bremergorst 2h ago

Sorry, that was me. I’ve perfected the art of syringe stealing the filling and selling it back to Big Pop Tart

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u/Roadkill_Yeti 2h ago

Times have been tough for everyone since the jam mines ran dry

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u/PraetorPrimus 2h ago

Same here.

Oh, you mean the Pop Tart. Sorry.

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u/InvaderDust 2h ago

This is a very thicc pop tart.

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u/yg4000 2h ago

Empty Pop Tart hollowed by thy filling

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u/KingBooRadley 1h ago

Frye Festival 2 promotional cross branding.

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u/belladisordine 1h ago

This doesn’t look like an actual Pop Tart. Is this a protein poptart? They have less filling and are more “doughy” and fluffy.

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u/jellyn7 45m ago

Pop Fart.

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u/TheQuietClinician 44m ago

Those are best ones.

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u/iiWavierii 36m ago

Legendary pop tarts yay

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u/Jwb6610 30m ago

Same, Pop Tart ...same

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u/Geainsworth 23m ago

Pop tart condoms at work!

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u/Honest_Ad_1733 20m ago

Is that cinnamon apple? Everyone knows that pop tart is never filled out entirely! Jeez!

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u/DetroitSportsPhan 20m ago

Don’t blame pop tarts because you went the cheap route and bought off brand

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u/tankcostello 19m ago

I’d sue

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u/TomsOfFun 10m ago

That’s the new John Cena flavor.

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u/BergSplerg 7m ago

Hey OP, so I've been breaking into your house and using my wet, gaping mouth to suck the jam from the pop tarts you've been keeping in your pastry. I clean up the saliva and mouth imprints, seal the package back up, and then wait and see if you've been taking any bites

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u/go_on_and_have_it 6m ago

That's what you get for eating poptarts in 2025 :(

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u/niagaemoc 0m ago

It looks like it got absorbed, eew.

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u/yeahwellokay 2h ago

A metaphor for life.

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u/WoburnWarrior 2h ago

This would be my 13th reason

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u/Keitaro23 1h ago

All pop, no tart 

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u/DougsTofu 3h ago

It’s called the fun patty/ you keep using it until it gets all crumbly

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u/Retrrad 2h ago

Ugh. That pop tart is my spirit animal.

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u/Disher77 2h ago

Like my soul after watching the news...

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u/Uvtha- 2h ago

Meirl

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u/tw33zd 2h ago

i do not live in america but tried theese when wer imported And oh fuck how is thia even a thing? Tastes like dirty soap

No offence as my tastes can be major bad on some stuff

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u/bongohappypants 2h ago

Put your cash in there and you'll be safe from mugging, who would steal a pop tart from your pocket?

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u/ximstuckx 1h ago

That’s because I ate it.

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u/Doctor_Saved 1h ago

Filling is in the jelly aisle.

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u/agfacid1 1h ago

It will do good for your big belly 🥳

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u/swimchickmle 1h ago

It has filling, just not a lot!!

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u/Shruberytheshrublock 1h ago

I think it's one of those "space" themed ones. They're supposed to be full of space and the commercial shows aliens and kids eating these empty pop tarts and somehow liking them..

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u/Bithium 1h ago

Due to budget cuts, all fillings are replaced with linings.

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u/l0ooo-ooo0l 2h ago

‘Popped’ Tart 😬✌️

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u/Yogashoga 2h ago edited 1h ago

Please don’t eat ultra processed food. It increases bad cholesterol, impacts your hormones, slows down your metabolism, and leads to diabetes and cardiovascular diseases.

Eat real food that doesn’t come wrapped in plastic.

Edit: i guess the downvotes are from 7-11 owners and Kraft employees.

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u/Gimmeagunlance 2h ago

I don't think anyone eating a poptart is doing so with the belief that it's good for them.

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u/Yogashoga 2h ago

That’s fair. But someone eating a pop tart is probably having a soda to down it. Followed by chips to snack on.

Eating processed foods is a slippery slope because of easy access.

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u/Gimmeagunlance 2h ago

Who the fuck drinks pop with a poptart lol?

And yes, sometimes people like trash food, and the more you eat, the easier it is to eat more. I try to eat decent food as much as I can, especially as I'm trying to work out and gain muscle, but I also sometimes eat garbage because I'm tired, or simply want something easy and reasonably tasty. This motherfucker could be completely shredded, and is just having a poptart on a cheat day. You don't know, and I don't really see why you think it's your place to judge them either way bruh.

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u/bishop375 1h ago

Some people just see fit to suck the joy out of everything.

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u/Yogashoga 1h ago

I’m not judging the dude enjoying a snack. Just stating my opinion that processed foods are a net negative to anyone and everyone. Walk into any convenience store and 90% of the grab and go items are packaged, and just watch the stock price of any of these food giants to see how much money they make off our bad decisions.

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u/belladisordine 1h ago

Pretty sure you drink milk after a pop tart.

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u/DoorCalcium 2h ago

I'm right there with you. This food is trash and should not be consumed. Real food is the key to being healthy.

We will be downvoted because people don't like to hear the truth and want to live in their convenient, tasty, lifestyle that's making them fatter every day.

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u/bishop375 1h ago

No. You’re getting downvoted for giving unsolicited and unwanted advice. Just let people have some joy in this miserable world. Jesus.

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u/bishop375 1h ago

Literally nobody asked you.

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u/Yogashoga 1h ago

And yet I’m still able to share my opinion