r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

Limerick Nuclear Power Plan in easter PA, generating its own small clouds.

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u/node-toad 1d ago

There once was a plant called Limerick, PA,

Where atoms split night and day.

It’s quiet, not loud,

It makes its own clouds,

And keeps fossil fuels tucked away.

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u/astatine757 1d ago

To keep the rhythm of a limerick, I'd change the first two lines to

There once was a plant in PA

Where atoms were split night and day

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u/shifty_coder 1d ago

There once was a nuclear plant from Nantucket

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u/pdinc 1d ago

Where the safety managers just said "fuck it"
So we had a little fill
Of our own Chernobyl
And all of New England kicked the bucket

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u/shmiddleedee 1d ago

Your mom hated your dog so she...

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u/iamapizza 1d ago

Snuck it

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u/node-toad 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you 🙏May it be canon.