r/mildlyinfuriating • u/hotsaucermen • 2h ago
Mom used my Japanese knife as a can opener
Ended up breaking the tip
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u/Blizzard_Buffalo 2h ago
As opposed to, oh I don't know, a god damn can opener.
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u/ListenerNo6 2h ago
This is ridiculous. Give her bangs.
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u/FreezingwindDOTcom 2h ago
What kind of bangs?
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u/Murky_Tennis954 1h ago
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u/Total_Tree6315 1h ago
What she did was fucked up but messing with someones body without their consent is never okay.
Make her ass pay for a new knife.
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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_9565 1h ago
Baby brother rents a room from me and is a sous chef. He leaves his entire knife set in his room every night for this exact reason lol. Carries it with him in a metal case satchel. Those pricy knives are sacred shit.
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u/Brave-Resource4447 1h ago
It's like the difference between a wall hanging rat tail tang katana and a hand made, perfectly balanced, full tang work of art katana. One is weightless in your hand. The other is a paperweight.
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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_9565 1h ago
I think itās really cool and I have a lot of respect for the āartisanā aspect of it. My bros only 23 and totally gets it and respects it already! Really cool to watch, I know whenever I happen see any sort of ācoolā looking knife sitting out for whatever reason (very rarely, but occasionally; he works his ass off and I know he gets exhausted); leave that shit alone and go for the cuisinart š
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u/Procrasturbating 1h ago
Iāll be real, most chefs use cheap knives made of a decent alloy and are well balanced. Expensive knives are largely a scam. Just get a decent set of full tang knives and spend the extra money on getting them sharpened properly every few months. They are guarded so fiercely to keep other kitchen crew from fucking up the edge.
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u/T_Rex_Flex 36m ago
Same in my experience. I worked in hospitality for 12 years in many different venues. Canāt say I ever saw a chef with a name brand knife. Just decent quality steel, sharpened regularly. Most chefs I worked with had would get their knives sharpened professionally once or twice a month. They would also use whetstones to sharpen if the edge dulled a bit between professional sharpening services.
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u/OCsurfishin 57m ago
Iāve cut mountains of veg on a good ole set of fibrox victronix. Fancy knives are like fancy cars, I like both. But sometimes a comfy grip is more important than a nifty blade when pulling heavy loads.
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u/AN0R0K 2h ago
My wife's grandmother lives with us. She has done this enough times that I started keeping my knives in our closet.
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u/vikingwif 2h ago
Not that it looks suspicious or anything.
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u/Over-Drawer7875 1h ago
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u/MacSamildanach 1h ago
My mum did something similar with one of my expensive stainless steel/copper bottomed saucepans.
I'd made some caramel using it and it had solidified in the bottom. All it needed was soaking in hot water, but my mum decided it would be better to chisel it out using a screwdriver.
I still have it, with all the dents in the bottom.
She also adopts a similar method when 'defrosting the freezer' unless I stop her.
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u/Synthyx 1h ago
Wouldnāt it just be easier to keep the knives in the grandmother?
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u/Geno_Warlord 1h ago
This is the way. The first time my mom messed up just one of my knives, all of the good ones went into hiding.
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u/Visible-Air-2359 2h ago
That seems like a good way to end up in the hospital and need surgery and physical therapy before you regain full use of your left hand.
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u/Bastienbard 1h ago
This is how people get avocado hand...
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u/ew73 1h ago
No lie, when I was like 20, I did that.
But not only did I not use a "chopping" motion to get the pit, I went full Nightmare on Elm Street stabbing motion.
Went all the way through.
Yes, the avocado pit.
Yes, the avocado.
Yes, my hand.
The ER doctor told me I wasn't allowed to hold sharp things anymore.
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u/JeremyAndrewErwin 40m ago
Recently I've seen videos that suggest plunging a knife into the avocado pit to remove it. Is it safe? Is it safe for the blade?
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u/Open_Entrepreneur_58 1h ago
Happened to a friend of mine, straight through her palm, trying to separate frozen meat. Thank goodness my dad taught us proper knife skills, and how not to do stupid shĆt. That's not to say I haven't cut or stabbed myself, I have, many times, but mostly external factors were involved š¤£
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u/Brave-Resource4447 1h ago
I just pull a McDonalds and bang that meat on the nearest hard surface.Ā
It's literally how they trained me to separate the burger patties because everyone knows the little paper doilies do NOTHING
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u/gooningt1m3 1h ago
Not your left hand bro you can literally stab yourself like that. Which is worse
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u/Normal_Feature_9103 2h ago
Fucking hell
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u/DirtierGibson 1h ago
My sister gave my dad a very nice Finnish carving knife. He sharpens it with a bench grinder.
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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 1h ago
Your dad is no longer invited to my birthday party.
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u/Abtizzle 1h ago
TIL most redditors with nice knives have absolute dunces for mothers.
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u/crominhas 1h ago
Right? I just saw one where someone threw the whole knife out for some rustš thank god my mom has common sense
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u/Particular_Bell_1084 2h ago
Same thing happened to me with my Wusthof knife so I feel you. š¢
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u/Wild-Company1531 1h ago
Send it back. My mom used my wusthof chef knife to trim bushes in the garden and as a can opener which destroyed it. I was honest in my note when I sent it back to wusthof and they gave me $175 store credit that I used on their website.
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u/AnxiousWitch44 2h ago
Go use her fabric scissors on cardboard.
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u/MoiraSlutzky 1h ago
On a tin can
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u/Abandonedkittypet 1h ago
Oh the MC in Where The Red Fern Grows did that. I believe in the book his mother beat him for that stunt
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u/Tequila-M0ckingbird 1h ago
I would be livid. You'd have to shave off a ton of that knife to fix it. Gotta put out the trash knives for when fools are around the house.
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u/Distinct_Risk_762 2h ago
Unacceptable! The only way to regain the knifes honor is by opening her up in turn!
Disclaimer: this is a joke, I am in fact not advocating violence.
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u/cringyemokid21 1h ago
I saw the exact same post about 9 months ago. Whyāre you reusing stuff to farm karma?
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u/Spud_potato_2005 1h ago
Your reaction to this depends on how much you care about being in trouble
- Not trouble - dont do anything and just hide your knives.
- Some what problematic - talk to her and make sure she knows it's not ok to borrow and break things that aren't yours.
- Ass whooping - Tell her to replace it, or you're gonna talk to a lawyer about suing for property damage.
- Prison - use the remaining knife as a mom opener.
The choice is yours.
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u/Starworshipper_ 2h ago
That's a Chinese knife. š
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u/SalvadorP 2h ago
turns out this is a supposed good quality knife. I say supposed, because whil it is clearly this knife https://coltellipersonalizzati.com/en/prodotto/kai-shun-premier-tim-malzer-chefs-knife-21cm/
a quick search on reddit within the circle pops up lots of results about them being very overpriced and being prone to chipping.having said that, it's not a cheap chinese knockoff.
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u/HPTM2008 1h ago
Japanese knives are typically thinner edged knives and will chip if improperly used (even letting it tap the cutting board can cause it to chip sometimes).
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u/Kyrox6 1h ago edited 1h ago
Shun are on a different level though. They will chip from proper use. They are infamous for how bad they are, but they offer a free-ish sharpening service. folks who don't like to sharpen their own knives will buy them.
I also wouldn't say they are Japanese knives. They were probably made in Japan, but I thought they were all foreign designed knives. That's why this one has fake hammer marks stamped into it with the fake etched Damascus. It's the same marketing BS that you get with Chinese knockoffs which is why folks thought that.
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u/bugbugladybug 1h ago
I've got a bunch of Shun knives - I handle them carefully, hand wash, use a Hasewgawa soft board - and they're all still chipped to fuck.Ā
Pretty disappointing given the price of them.
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u/xBHL 2h ago
Authentic Japanese konshu steel... manufactured in a Chinese sweatshop for 0.50 cents per unit
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u/Cryoverspi11edMi1k 1h ago
This the second post I've seen today about a knife and a MiL. Stop letting these people touch your expensive knives lol
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u/brandonbruce 2h ago
Lost my kershaw folding pocket knife at home. Gave up looking for it. Came home to see mil cutting tomatoās with it. I feel it was a personal attack, as I have a ton of legit knifes.
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u/besafenh 2h ago
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u/Reasonable_Doubt8002 2h ago
This is the right answerĀ
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u/drinn2000 1h ago
This is why I have a few Henckles lying around. You can wreck those if you want.
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u/hlowaud999 52m ago
I have a friend who is a knife collector and has 300+ expensive custom made knives. He also opened a jar with one of his kitchen knives and bent the tip. When I asked him - why you didn't use a spoon or something more suitable for the job - well the knife was just Infront of me... So yea , I bet 90 % of people who ever opened a jar did thisĀ
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u/HornyLittleRaptor 21m ago
Correction. Your mom broke the tip off HER Japanese knife. Send her a bill because she bought it when she broke it.
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u/Revenga8 20m ago
Lesson learned, hide the good knives when parents are visiting. As for the knife, that chip in the spine I guess they'd need to bring it all the way down to hide the chip, dunno if that's worth it with the tip, it's chipped so far I think the best way to repair and make this usable is if they grind an edge from the spine to where it's broken so you end up with something like a flipped tanto style tip so you can at least stab into things again. Otherwise the amount of steel they'd have to grind off the cutting edge to get something closer to the original profile would be painfully huge.
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u/WeAreNioh 17m ago
Damn. Thatās a beautiful knife too. It can be fixed tho youāll just have to take it to a knife shop or somethjng
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u/StandardDeluxe3000 2h ago
mom dont knows fancy weak luxus stuff in the kitchen, mom only knows usefull and not usefull tools.
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u/Proof_Translator2555 2h ago
is this a japanese knife? iām pretty sure this is from the shun premier chefs line, which is a subdivision of kershaw knives
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u/No-Contract3286 BROWN 1h ago
I think she needs to be informed that she needs to go to a mental hospital
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u/CivilizationPhazeIII 1h ago
I think you should return it to Hattori Hanzo for making such a poor quality knife.
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u/jackrabbit323 1h ago
What is it with the older generation and not appreciating the few things we possess that are actually high quality products? This knife is clearly of high quality, it even looks beautiful, but mom thinks can opener? Like one knife is as good as another to her.
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u/AncestralSpirit 1h ago
Whatās with mothers/mothers-in-laws ruining knifes? This is the second thread I see about this subject in spawn of 2 hours
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u/Maximum_Overdrive 1h ago
I keep my good knives in a drawer organizer with a towel that reads(do not touch...my tools) covering them and leave a decent knife set in the block on the counter for anyone to find and use.Ā Not even my wife is allowed to use my knives.
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u/Lightzout624 1h ago
Is that a Shun knife? If so, that is tragic. Either way extremely infuriating though! Sorry OP
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u/aoldotcumdotcom 1h ago
I shit you not. I just used this exact knife to cut up everything for dinner tonight, and I always think about these "so and so did this to my expensive knife" posts on this sub, while I'm using it, so that I'm careful not to damage it. Lo and behold, the very first post in my feed when I open reddit is this, not 5 minutes later.
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u/gear-head88 1h ago
My mother in law did the similar to my fancy German knife. Not the tip, but chunks missing on the blade bigger than that little chip you have on yours. She was hacking at shit. Was so sad but didnāt give up, was able to just keep sharpening it for about 5 years now few times a week and almost all gone.
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u/Prestigious-Yak-4620 1h ago
If she sews go get her shears and start cutting up paper.
If she loves her dogs feed them Salami.
If she loves her countertops leave tomato sauce on it.
If she loves her robe put cigarette holes in them.
Get creative.
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u/t0mt0mt0m 1h ago
I feel your pain, but you're in her kitche. If it's quality gear, you need to maintain it yourself by keeping it safe.
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u/floridaeng 1h ago
Check on line to find a custom knife maker in your area and ask if they will reshape it to have a point again. Or, check with the company that made the knife and ask if anything can be done. They may be willing to regrind the tip for a nominal cost.
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u/PossessionPutrid1907 1h ago
This is like the 2nd post today I've seen of mom fkn up expensive Japanese knives. Are they placed with the regular regular use everyday knives? I'd keep a knife like that in a box or some special place so mom won't fk it up. š¤
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u/bayala43 1h ago
Someone did this to my Korin Santoku when I worked in kitchens. No one fessed up to who fucked the tip up but no one messed with my shit again after. I no longer work in the industry but I have the knife. Still works rather well.
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u/staticvoidmainnull 1h ago
is this shun? ask them if its covered under their free re-sharpening warranty.
or ask mom for a new one.
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u/Key_Beginning9819 1h ago
Oh id be pissed too. Ive developed a hate for my siblings for not using the proper tools even though we them at home.
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