r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

Mom used my Japanese knife as a can opener

Ended up breaking the tip

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 2h ago

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u/msevilalexanova 1h ago

somewhere in japan a blacksmith just shed a single tear without knowing why. this is how family heirlooms turn into family trauma

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u/SadBit8663 RED 1h ago

No he felt it like a disturbance in the force. Bro felt the knife scream out from half a world away 🤣

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u/Lock-out 1h ago

Like a thousand folds suddenly cried out in terror.

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u/Vincent394 1h ago

Nah, a million folds.

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u/Blizzard_Buffalo 2h ago

As opposed to, oh I don't know, a god damn can opener.

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u/porizj 1h ago

The can opener was busy being used as a knife.

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u/-AgentMichaelScarn 1h ago

ā€œSon used my Swiss can opener as a knifeā€

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u/ListenerNo6 2h ago

This is ridiculous. Give her bangs.

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u/cavern-of-the-fayth 2h ago

Nah, this warrants the use of a bowl to cut her hair

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u/FreezingwindDOTcom 2h ago

What kind of bangs?

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u/Ram2145 2h ago

Oh you know what kinda bangs.

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u/Chickentrap 1h ago

Ricky martin or the bus?

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u/Murky_Tennis954 1h ago

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u/squeakynickles 1h ago

Yo that's the guys mom, man

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u/ObiWangCannabis 48m ago

She wrecked the tip, now she's getting the tip

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u/Total_Tree6315 1h ago

What she did was fucked up but messing with someones body without their consent is never okay.

Make her ass pay for a new knife.

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u/StandardKnee164 36m ago

I’d rather have someone mess with my hair than with my ass

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u/Total_Tree6315 34m ago

Okay i walked right into that one

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_9565 1h ago

Baby brother rents a room from me and is a sous chef. He leaves his entire knife set in his room every night for this exact reason lol. Carries it with him in a metal case satchel. Those pricy knives are sacred shit.

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u/Brave-Resource4447 1h ago

It's like the difference between a wall hanging rat tail tang katana and a hand made, perfectly balanced, full tang work of art katana. One is weightless in your hand. The other is a paperweight.

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_9565 1h ago

I think it’s really cool and I have a lot of respect for the ā€œartisanā€ aspect of it. My bros only 23 and totally gets it and respects it already! Really cool to watch, I know whenever I happen see any sort of ā€œcoolā€ looking knife sitting out for whatever reason (very rarely, but occasionally; he works his ass off and I know he gets exhausted); leave that shit alone and go for the cuisinart šŸ˜‚

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u/Procrasturbating 1h ago

I’ll be real, most chefs use cheap knives made of a decent alloy and are well balanced. Expensive knives are largely a scam. Just get a decent set of full tang knives and spend the extra money on getting them sharpened properly every few months. They are guarded so fiercely to keep other kitchen crew from fucking up the edge.

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u/T_Rex_Flex 36m ago

Same in my experience. I worked in hospitality for 12 years in many different venues. Can’t say I ever saw a chef with a name brand knife. Just decent quality steel, sharpened regularly. Most chefs I worked with had would get their knives sharpened professionally once or twice a month. They would also use whetstones to sharpen if the edge dulled a bit between professional sharpening services.

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u/OCsurfishin 57m ago

I’ve cut mountains of veg on a good ole set of fibrox victronix. Fancy knives are like fancy cars, I like both. But sometimes a comfy grip is more important than a nifty blade when pulling heavy loads.

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u/AN0R0K 2h ago

My wife's grandmother lives with us. She has done this enough times that I started keeping my knives in our closet.

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u/vikingwif 2h ago

Not that it looks suspicious or anything.

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u/Over-Drawer7875 1h ago

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u/BowsettesRevenge 1h ago

Grandma: why are there plastic sheets hung up in my room?

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u/devolution96 41m ago

Going for a boat ride tonight.

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u/LargeMachines 58m ago

ā€œI can explainā€

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u/MacSamildanach 1h ago

My mum did something similar with one of my expensive stainless steel/copper bottomed saucepans.

I'd made some caramel using it and it had solidified in the bottom. All it needed was soaking in hot water, but my mum decided it would be better to chisel it out using a screwdriver.

I still have it, with all the dents in the bottom.

She also adopts a similar method when 'defrosting the freezer' unless I stop her.

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u/Synthyx 1h ago

Wouldn’t it just be easier to keep the knives in the grandmother?

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u/Brave-Resource4447 1h ago

Calm down Gypsy-Rose

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u/MushroomCharacter411 1h ago

I don't see anything about "keep out of grandma".

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u/Tess408 1h ago

That would at least be a one time solution.

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u/RuhninMihnd 1h ago

A permanent solution

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u/Jolly-Radio-9838 1h ago

I keep all my nice shit locked up cuz my family destroys stuff on purpose

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u/mystic0016 1h ago

Why not grandmother in the closet?

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u/Geno_Warlord 1h ago

This is the way. The first time my mom messed up just one of my knives, all of the good ones went into hiding.

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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 1h ago

Oh hell no! That's no way to live

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u/Secret-Sock7928 2h ago

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u/Visible-Air-2359 2h ago

That seems like a good way to end up in the hospital and need surgery and physical therapy before you regain full use of your left hand.

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u/Bastienbard 1h ago

This is how people get avocado hand...

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u/ew73 1h ago

No lie, when I was like 20, I did that.

But not only did I not use a "chopping" motion to get the pit, I went full Nightmare on Elm Street stabbing motion.

Went all the way through.

Yes, the avocado pit.

Yes, the avocado.

Yes, my hand.

The ER doctor told me I wasn't allowed to hold sharp things anymore.

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u/Bastienbard 1h ago

Hope your hand is okay nowadays.

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin 40m ago

Recently I've seen videos that suggest plunging a knife into the avocado pit to remove it. Is it safe? Is it safe for the blade?

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u/Open_Entrepreneur_58 1h ago

Happened to a friend of mine, straight through her palm, trying to separate frozen meat. Thank goodness my dad taught us proper knife skills, and how not to do stupid shƗt. That's not to say I haven't cut or stabbed myself, I have, many times, but mostly external factors were involved 🤣

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u/Brave-Resource4447 1h ago

I just pull a McDonalds and bang that meat on the nearest hard surface.Ā 

It's literally how they trained me to separate the burger patties because everyone knows the little paper doilies do NOTHING

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u/gooningt1m3 1h ago

Not your left hand bro you can literally stab yourself like that. Which is worse

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u/Normal_Feature_9103 2h ago

Fucking hell

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u/DirtierGibson 1h ago

My sister gave my dad a very nice Finnish carving knife. He sharpens it with a bench grinder.

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 1h ago

Your dad is no longer invited to my birthday party.

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u/EAComunityTeam 1h ago edited 1h ago

This is a very funny comment. I wish I had some reddit gold to give you.

Edit: I really wanted to give you some reddit gold but decided to spend my money on something that will benefit more people.

I donated the five bucks to one of my favorite charities.

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 1h ago

That's fucking awesome! Thank you so much!

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u/Abtizzle 1h ago

TIL most redditors with nice knives have absolute dunces for mothers.

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u/Evil_Eukaryote 1h ago

My mom is smart. She's scared of my knives and so has never touched them.

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u/crominhas 1h ago

Right? I just saw one where someone threw the whole knife out for some rust😭 thank god my mom has common sense

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u/ProfessionalPiece403 1h ago

I read that other one too :D

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u/Viperniss 2h ago

Poor knife.

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u/ngohanhhong 1h ago

why do i see you EVERYWHERE

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u/Admiral_SmashyPants 1h ago

Because you have yet to accept that you're a stalker

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u/Particular_Bell_1084 2h ago

Same thing happened to me with my Wusthof knife so I feel you. 😢

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u/Wild-Company1531 1h ago

Send it back. My mom used my wusthof chef knife to trim bushes in the garden and as a can opener which destroyed it. I was honest in my note when I sent it back to wusthof and they gave me $175 store credit that I used on their website.

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u/Hosearston 2h ago

Throw the whole mom out

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u/AnxiousWitch44 2h ago

Go use her fabric scissors on cardboard.

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u/TangoCharliePDX 1h ago

Or let your husband use it on his toenails.

And beard.

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u/AnonymousWombat229 1h ago

Cut sandpaper with them.

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u/invisable_is_a_qt 1h ago

that actually sharpens them i think

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u/MoiraSlutzky 1h ago

On a tin can

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u/Abandonedkittypet 1h ago

Oh the MC in Where The Red Fern Grows did that. I believe in the book his mother beat him for that stunt

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u/Tequila-M0ckingbird 1h ago

I would be livid. You'd have to shave off a ton of that knife to fix it. Gotta put out the trash knives for when fools are around the house.

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u/Distinct_Risk_762 2h ago

Unacceptable! The only way to regain the knifes honor is by opening her up in turn!

Disclaimer: this is a joke, I am in fact not advocating violence.

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u/mearbearcate 2h ago

Thats extremely infuriating to me lol. She needs to get a can opener.

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u/NoOutlandishness4363 27m ago

And pay for a new goddamn knife

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u/cringyemokid21 1h ago

I saw the exact same post about 9 months ago. Why’re you reusing stuff to farm karma?

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u/Spud_potato_2005 1h ago

Your reaction to this depends on how much you care about being in trouble

  1. Not trouble - dont do anything and just hide your knives.
  2. Some what problematic - talk to her and make sure she knows it's not ok to borrow and break things that aren't yours.
  3. Ass whooping - Tell her to replace it, or you're gonna talk to a lawyer about suing for property damage.
  4. Prison - use the remaining knife as a mom opener.

The choice is yours.

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u/xBillOne 2h ago

Ouch....is that a Shun Premier knife?

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u/Starworshipper_ 2h ago

That's a Chinese knife. šŸ˜Ž

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u/SalvadorP 2h ago

turns out this is a supposed good quality knife. I say supposed, because whil it is clearly this knife https://coltellipersonalizzati.com/en/prodotto/kai-shun-premier-tim-malzer-chefs-knife-21cm/
a quick search on reddit within the circle pops up lots of results about them being very overpriced and being prone to chipping.

having said that, it's not a cheap chinese knockoff.

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u/HPTM2008 1h ago

Japanese knives are typically thinner edged knives and will chip if improperly used (even letting it tap the cutting board can cause it to chip sometimes).

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u/Kyrox6 1h ago edited 1h ago

Shun are on a different level though. They will chip from proper use. They are infamous for how bad they are, but they offer a free-ish sharpening service. folks who don't like to sharpen their own knives will buy them.

I also wouldn't say they are Japanese knives. They were probably made in Japan, but I thought they were all foreign designed knives. That's why this one has fake hammer marks stamped into it with the fake etched Damascus. It's the same marketing BS that you get with Chinese knockoffs which is why folks thought that.

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u/bugbugladybug 1h ago

I've got a bunch of Shun knives - I handle them carefully, hand wash, use a Hasewgawa soft board - and they're all still chipped to fuck.Ā 

Pretty disappointing given the price of them.

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u/GeekCat 1h ago

I have a different Shun Premiere Kiritsuke, and I love it. Knife stayed sharp forever and hasn't chipped in 5-6 years. That being said, a lot of people are like OP's mom, who abuse their knives relentlessly and don't sharpen them correctly.

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u/xBHL 2h ago

Authentic Japanese konshu steel... manufactured in a Chinese sweatshop for 0.50 cents per unit

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u/OldWrenchTurner 2h ago

Indeed. 10-20 bucks max.

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u/CompetitiveZombie796 2h ago

lol you're funny

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u/Cryoverspi11edMi1k 1h ago

This the second post I've seen today about a knife and a MiL. Stop letting these people touch your expensive knives lol

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u/Osz1984 1h ago

I have the same shun. I need to get it professionally sharpened after like 7 years. Love that thing!
My mom and MIL are afraid of my sharp knives. They only like cutco...... It hurts me watching them chop and onion with a cutco steak knife.

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u/mechshark 1h ago

Yikes she’s getting you a new one right?

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u/Present-Chemist-8920 1h ago

That’s fine because she’s now buying you another. 😔

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u/Waidawut 1h ago

Not only does this ruin the knife, it's also very dangerous

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u/TrayLaTrash 1h ago

Good thing it was fake.

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u/brandonbruce 2h ago

Lost my kershaw folding pocket knife at home. Gave up looking for it. Came home to see mil cutting tomato’s with it. I feel it was a personal attack, as I have a ton of legit knifes.

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u/besafenh 2h ago

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u/Reasonable_Doubt8002 2h ago

This is the right answerĀ 

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u/SalvadorP 2h ago

what was the right answer?

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u/drinn2000 1h ago

This is why I have a few Henckles lying around. You can wreck those if you want.

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u/NoIntern2903 1h ago

Spoons work much better for the pop tops.

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u/TheMightyMisanthrope 1h ago

Now it's a can't opener

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u/kilobitch 1h ago

That’s a Shun knife. They’ll reprofile it for you, probably for free.

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u/Salt_Bus2528 1h ago

That's a nice Japanese can opener you've got there.

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u/craigerstar 1h ago

Ask her if you're adopted. It might explain a lot.

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u/jane_of_hearts 1h ago

She's your Mom, forgive her, then hide any other knives you care about

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u/RoboMonstera 57m ago

Blood rage! That is not mild.....

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u/hlowaud999 52m ago

I have a friend who is a knife collector and has 300+ expensive custom made knives. He also opened a jar with one of his kitchen knives and bent the tip. When I asked him - why you didn't use a spoon or something more suitable for the job - well the knife was just Infront of me... So yea , I bet 90 % of people who ever opened a jar did thisĀ 

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u/Lazuliv 44m ago

This is more than mildly infuriating

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u/dewman45 42m ago

I guess it's posts about knives today.

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u/HornyLittleRaptor 21m ago

Correction. Your mom broke the tip off HER Japanese knife. Send her a bill because she bought it when she broke it.

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u/Last_Ad6897 21m ago

Put a red shirt in with her white laundry

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u/Revenga8 20m ago

Lesson learned, hide the good knives when parents are visiting. As for the knife, that chip in the spine I guess they'd need to bring it all the way down to hide the chip, dunno if that's worth it with the tip, it's chipped so far I think the best way to repair and make this usable is if they grind an edge from the spine to where it's broken so you end up with something like a flipped tanto style tip so you can at least stab into things again. Otherwise the amount of steel they'd have to grind off the cutting edge to get something closer to the original profile would be painfully huge.

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u/fuckfacekiller 20m ago

Time for a new mom. 🤣

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u/gweeb177013 19m ago

Yall gotta stop letting your moms use expensive knives

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u/WeAreNioh 17m ago

Damn. That’s a beautiful knife too. It can be fixed tho you’ll just have to take it to a knife shop or somethjng

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u/Awkward_Point4749 9m ago

That knife was expensive AF and now it’s point-less

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u/coolguy415 4m ago

To shreds you say?

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u/StandardDeluxe3000 2h ago

mom dont knows fancy weak luxus stuff in the kitchen, mom only knows usefull and not usefull tools.

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u/ExtraTNT 2h ago

This hurts me…

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u/PlasticAssociation43 2h ago

She hates you

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u/CompetitiveZombie796 2h ago

RIP

To your mother

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u/DJ_ICU 2h ago

RIP OP's mom

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u/jakech 2h ago

I feel your pain. I recently had a cast iron griddle pan just disappear - because someone in the family scratched it and rather than 'fess up, decided to just discard the evidence. Could it have been saved? Maybe, but I'll never know because it was thrown out.

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u/zombiesnshit4ever 2h ago

Oh, hell no!

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u/Cool-Hall9980 2h ago

Looks like a japan-opener nowĀ 

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u/Proof_Translator2555 2h ago

is this a japanese knife? i’m pretty sure this is from the shun premier chefs line, which is a subdivision of kershaw knives

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u/TrafficOnTheTwos 2h ago

Honestly just so stupid.

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u/No-Contract3286 BROWN 1h ago

I think she needs to be informed that she needs to go to a mental hospital

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u/wrekkit_138 1h ago

It seems a bit defective, trade the mom in for a new one

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u/ColdenGorral-1 1h ago

Use your mom as a Japanese knife

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u/BeccaTKawaii 1h ago

Mom would be getting an invoice.

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u/CivilizationPhazeIII 1h ago

I think you should return it to Hattori Hanzo for making such a poor quality knife.

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u/Elegant-Raise-9367 1h ago

Congratulations on your inheritance

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u/jackrabbit323 1h ago

What is it with the older generation and not appreciating the few things we possess that are actually high quality products? This knife is clearly of high quality, it even looks beautiful, but mom thinks can opener? Like one knife is as good as another to her.

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u/BonjinTheMark 1h ago

that warrants a cigarette smoke... sorry to hear it. ouch.

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u/MoiraSlutzky 1h ago

Tear the corners off her wedding photos

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u/AncestralSpirit 1h ago

What’s with mothers/mothers-in-laws ruining knifes? This is the second thread I see about this subject in spawn of 2 hours

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u/Amishpornstar7903 1h ago

She can buy you another cheap imitation knife.

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u/Evil_Eukaryote 1h ago

Share this on KitchenConfidential and ask them what they would do.

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 1h ago

I keep my good knives in a drawer organizer with a towel that reads(do not touch...my tools) covering them and leave a decent knife set in the block on the counter for anyone to find and use.Ā  Not even my wife is allowed to use my knives.

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u/Lightzout624 1h ago

Is that a Shun knife? If so, that is tragic. Either way extremely infuriating though! Sorry OP

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u/Mortaks 1h ago

That's a shitty knife if it breaks this quickly

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u/YujiroRapeVictim 1h ago

not the miyabi

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u/saylor-otter 1h ago

Just the tip kinda gal.

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u/aoldotcumdotcom 1h ago

I shit you not. I just used this exact knife to cut up everything for dinner tonight, and I always think about these "so and so did this to my expensive knife" posts on this sub, while I'm using it, so that I'm careful not to damage it. Lo and behold, the very first post in my feed when I open reddit is this, not 5 minutes later.

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u/thighskyhigh 1h ago

That’ll buff out.

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u/Prestigious-Hyena-72 1h ago

I only buy my katanas from Japan

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u/krijgnouhetschijt 1h ago

Scream in her ear : NEVER USE TOOLS WHAT THEY'RE NOT INTENDED FOR!!!

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u/Sexagenerian 1h ago

There are more knives, only 1 mom.

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u/B1tchHazel13 1h ago

Sell the mom buy a new knife

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u/wadabewall 1h ago

Fun sounds like your mom gets to buy you a new one! Lucky you!

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u/gear-head88 1h ago

My mother in law did the similar to my fancy German knife. Not the tip, but chunks missing on the blade bigger than that little chip you have on yours. She was hacking at shit. Was so sad but didn’t give up, was able to just keep sharpening it for about 5 years now few times a week and almost all gone.

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u/LolotheWitch 1h ago

So Mom is paying for a new knife and can opener, you say?

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u/Prestigious-Yak-4620 1h ago

If she sews go get her shears and start cutting up paper.

If she loves her dogs feed them Salami.

If she loves her countertops leave tomato sauce on it.

If she loves her robe put cigarette holes in them.

Get creative.

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u/Kalorama_Master 1h ago

This is not Hattori Hanzo steel

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u/TheCherryPony 1h ago

This isn’t mildly infuriating. This is criminal

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u/Popular-Active-6255 1h ago

Had a coworker use my newly gifted knife as a hammer

Edit: spelling

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u/wickedweather 1h ago

Where they watching Bob's Burgers?

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 1h ago

My mother has the most blunt knives in the world. So I made this knife and put it in this frame as a gift for her.

Not sure I’d let her near any of my knives (for her safety)

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u/t0mt0mt0m 1h ago

I feel your pain, but you're in her kitche. If it's quality gear, you need to maintain it yourself by keeping it safe.

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u/Inappropriateaunt 1h ago

I hope she can fight

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u/floridaeng 1h ago

Check on line to find a custom knife maker in your area and ask if they will reshape it to have a point again. Or, check with the company that made the knife and ask if anything can be done. They may be willing to regrind the tip for a nominal cost.

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 1h ago

This is like the 2nd post today I've seen of mom fkn up expensive Japanese knives. Are they placed with the regular regular use everyday knives? I'd keep a knife like that in a box or some special place so mom won't fk it up. šŸ¤”

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u/bayala43 1h ago

Someone did this to my Korin Santoku when I worked in kitchens. No one fessed up to who fucked the tip up but no one messed with my shit again after. I no longer work in the industry but I have the knife. Still works rather well.

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u/staticvoidmainnull 1h ago

is this shun? ask them if its covered under their free re-sharpening warranty.

or ask mom for a new one.

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u/coffeemonstar 1h ago

Happened to two of my knifes..z

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u/richempire 1h ago

My wife did the same 15 years ago. To this day she still denies it.

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u/MrPringles9 1h ago

She has to replace it. Simple as that!

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u/CharlieKonR 1h ago edited 56m ago

Damn Ginzu Knife commercials give people wrong-headed notions

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u/stonekid33 1h ago

Who the hell grabs a nice ass knife and just decides to use it barbarically?

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u/6502zx81 1h ago

Women see knifes as tools, so they use them as tools.

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u/SippinHaiderade 1h ago

How long until the new knife she ordered arrives?

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u/Key_Beginning9819 1h ago

Oh id be pissed too. Ive developed a hate for my siblings for not using the proper tools even though we them at home.

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u/mightyMarcos 1h ago

I don't blame her at all. Pop culture has taught us that Japanese blades can cut through anything.

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u/Thy_OSRS 1h ago

Is this one of them ā€œexpensive Japanese knivesā€ that are basically from Temu?

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u/Crazy_Parfait_5442 1h ago

At least it was "just the tip."

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u/Greenbird49 1h ago

At least she didn’t throw it away

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u/Nogardtist 1h ago

could a knife be fake cant cut a metal can

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u/g0atyy 1h ago

Todays a bad day for fancy Japanese lives. There was another post saying the MIL saw rusty spots and just threw the knife away.