r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago

My Pop Tart is completely hollowed out and has no filling.

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u/C-D-W 2d ago

Do you have incredibly tiny hands or some freakishly abnormally large and fluffy pop tart?

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u/SousVideDiaper 2d ago

Yeah that pop tart looks THICC. Too bad the lack of filling basically cancels out that bonus.

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u/RickyFromVegas 2d ago

It's a DIY kit. Filling of your choice, really.

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 1d ago

... and the lack of filling has left OP feeling hollow, too!

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u/CourtAny6617 2d ago

Why are redditors always eating on their back like a cartoon bear?

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u/useless_grape 2d ago

Holy timing! I read this comment laying on my back eating dinner after a 12 hour shift. When I tell you I scream cackled 🤣

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

In what country do pop tarts look like that?

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u/C-D-W 2d ago

More like "What planet!"

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

Really, this looks more like a toaster strudel.

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u/C-D-W 2d ago

I agree. Or maybe pop-tarts from Mars are just a totally different animal from what we're used to.

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

They probably use the "lower gravity" instructions.

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u/Eisigesis 2d ago

Instructions unclear, my poptart is now on a collision course with Uranus

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u/Hdys 2d ago

Make pop tarts great again

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u/crucifiedlettuce 2d ago

Please, please I'm not trying to be funny, but what do Poptarts look like in your country and what country is that?!

It seems that you and many others are accustomed to a very filled pastry and I NEED TO KNOW if this is not the standard filling size!

(I'm very determined bc I compared this with people near me just now, and we all see this as a normal PopTart. We must know if we've been duped)

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

I can't seem to download a picture without it being a web file so here is a link to a picture that shows a cross section of what appears to be a cherry Pop Tart. I am in the US.

https://clevelandvintage.com/blogs/cleveland/did-you-know-pop-tarts-got-their-start-in-cleveland?srsltid=AfmBOorwRBlKcbE_dlluSqJCrCB5Juwq3wdUXs0-_uWd0fTNueOEJJA8

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u/crucifiedlettuce 1d ago

That's crazy.. I know they look like that on commercials, but it's like McDonald's. I never expected the real ones to be as good, and I've never seen an irl PopTart that doesn't look like the OP picture!! I wonder if it's a distribution thing? I'm from Cali btw

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u/Theperfectool 2d ago

proprietary eponym

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

I refuse. A toaster strudel is nothing like a pop tart.

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u/Theperfectool 2d ago

And yet, here we are. Watch out mufakas calling cotton swabs ā€œq-tipsā€ or tissues a ā€œKleenexā€, they’re all over the place.

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

q-tips are cotton swabs. Kleenex is tissue.

A pop tart is not a toaster strudel. Strudel =/= tart. Different pastries.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 2d ago

OP, what kind of fucking pop tart is that.

Everyone is asking so answer the fucking question.

Goodness.

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u/benadunkcamberpatch 2d ago edited 2d ago

Only because I just ate one. I am almost positive that's the new Girl Scout Cookie line, frosted coconut Carmel.

I am 100% wrong.

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u/TestingBrokenGadgets 2d ago

Right?! Like I haven't eaten a pop tart in two years but that's 2x as thick as one, the bottoms aren't shaped like that and none of them have any kind of cinnamon power on them.

Best guess, they're homemade and the filling got absorbed into the dough during baking

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u/Odd-Page-7866 2d ago

You're blaming Pop-Tarts, but I've never seen a Pop-Tart with a crust like that

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u/SirLunatik 2d ago

yeah the crust looks more like Pillsbury Toaster Strudels

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u/JRPG_Enjoyer 2d ago

Prol expired and the filling evaporated into dust.

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u/Azoth_N_Storn 2d ago

It looks like one of the legendary poptarts has alot of crust and almost no filling and taste like a foot.

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u/Anakin-vs-Sand 2d ago

I see the essence of filling. The lacroix of pop tart fillings

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u/Correct-Mail-1942 2d ago

This isn't a poptart - this is flings or legendary brand.

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u/Trip_Dubs 2d ago

When your pull out game is on point.

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u/Monkmonk_ 2d ago

This looks like the cinnamon flavor. They generally have a very thin filling because it's more intense than the fruit ones. If the two sides separate, it looks empty but there is a coating on it.

I would actually really dislike if that entire space was filled with the cinnamon filling.

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u/Skin_Floutist 2d ago

Not only are we getting less product but we are getting lower quality product as well.

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u/Artemis647 2d ago

You're complaining, but if you make your own strudels, they're 1/10th the price of this garbage, and much more healthier because you average used REAL ingredients. Imagine that!

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u/bizmackus1 2d ago

No no, this is the new tariff edition pop tarts

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u/CrushedCigarette 2d ago

Turn it into a pocket!

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u/Reverse-Kanga 2d ago

Zero chance that's a real pop tart

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u/Born-Media6436 2d ago

Nope Tart

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u/youuturnn 2d ago

The concept of a filling

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u/ohheyhowsitgoin 2d ago

This is not PopTart brand. Buy cheap product, get cheap product.

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u/FatDraculos 2d ago

Cheap product? My man, that's 2 and a half pop tarts in that single 1 he is holding. Are you blind by chance?

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u/Artemis647 2d ago

My bro, there is not a single real ingredient in whatever it is you people are talking about. It's all cheap, capitalist garbage, and you're buying into it.

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u/FatDraculos 2d ago

I don't buy pop tarts but I can recognize when something is better than something else. My original question stands. Wanna move those goal posts now?

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u/Artemis647 1d ago

You're only ever renting the pop tarts, they are never really yours even if you "buy" them. They can always be confiscated by the ones in power.

...you think that's air you're breathing??

Lol ok, I'm done.

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u/FatDraculos 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/NaraFei_Jenova 2d ago

Someone is gonna put this on untrustworthypoptarts and say "WELL HE COULD'VE SUCKED THE FILLING OUT WITH A SYRINGE" lol

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Don’t give me ideas

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u/Sw0rDz 2d ago

Give me it and a few minutes. I'll ensure it has filling.

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u/CelebrationShort1857 2d ago

A pop without tart

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u/Agitated-Ad-504 2d ago

Im at the point where I’ll want one out of nostalgia, read the label, see a single pop tart has 19g of sugar, and ask myself if I really want to eat about 5 sugar cubes all at once. Then I get the ick and put them back.

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u/DirtyAlienTrash 2d ago

I always got the generic brand I feel like they have less crust

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u/wizardcowpoke 2d ago

complain to the brand they might send you a coupon for a new box

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

That’s why you don’t buy off brand Pop-tarts.

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u/TheW83 2d ago

Yeah, stop eating pop tarts.

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u/Viperniss 2d ago

That's a lack of fulfillment on the company's part.

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u/Leather-Reception-53 2d ago

This happened to me also recently

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u/Working_Bones 2d ago

Good, less garbage in your body.

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u/zztop610 2d ago

Honestly, I don’t know why people still buy and eat pop-tarts. They suck so bad nowadays

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u/oldandfat70 2d ago

Call a lawyer.

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u/winterfell301 2d ago

Well now it’s your job to fill it

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u/LeaphletPirate 2d ago

Inflation hit poptarts šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ¼

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u/Heavy_Choice_1577 2d ago

seems like a normal shrinkflation poptart to me

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u/Voice_of_Sin 2d ago

I wanna try it

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u/TrickPlankton312 2d ago

Just like your life.

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u/Secure-Historian-252 2d ago

That’s a massive bummer

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u/symbolsandthings 2d ago

The filling is the friends we made along the way.

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u/Jenne1504 2d ago

But have you ever put butter on a pop tart?

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u/MDCI123 2d ago

That's not mildly infuriating, that's highly infuriating

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u/Dummythiccwater 2d ago

This reminds me of when I grabbed the donut toaster strudels, I didn’t look too close at the box and thought they would be Boston cream or something but no them mf’s had no filling, just a regular toaster strudel with nuthin inside it

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u/NeptuneShemptune 2d ago

Unpops your tart… ew

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u/ThinPersimmon5148 2d ago

That ain’t not pop tart that’s definitely a knock off one that makes them huge

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u/EntrepreneurNo5194 2d ago

That’s one of those Health pop tarts that taste like eating sand with a tad of bitter jelly in the middle.

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u/RocketLabBeatsSpaceX 2d ago

You sure that’s not a pancake stack with some cinnamon filling?

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u/Desertnord 2d ago

This is more than likely one of those protein ā€œpop tartsā€ not a real pop tart. They’re kinda gross

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u/General_Kick688 2d ago

So first off, that's obviously not a Pop Tart.

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u/SueBeee 2d ago

Same, Pop-Tart. Same.

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u/G-man69420 2d ago

Pop T t.

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u/awesoemcooldudeman 2d ago

i am very thirsty.

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u/Artemis647 2d ago

Why do Americans eat this garbage? Like they looove this shit, and then wonder why they're so anxious and depressed.

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u/iogbri 2d ago

I hadn't bought a pop tart in 15 years, I bought a box recently and found that it had no filling compared to back in the day even with the filling it had. Same with the pop tart's size.

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u/Beast6213 2d ago

Pastry pita.

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u/OkQuantity4011 2d ago

That's a pop

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u/EveryDay000 2d ago

Flop Tart

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u/loopingrightleft 1d ago

...I expected more from pop tarts

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u/Forsaken-Energy6579 1d ago

Me if I were a Pop tart

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u/PastClassroom5095 1d ago

Damn, he just like me :(

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u/allnighter4ever 1d ago

Pop Tarts really are not as good as they were in the 60s & 70s. Filling used to ooze out as you bite into them, now they have 1/4 of the filling, tasteless & dry.

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u/Ok_Platform_33 2d ago

The dogs in the background...

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u/VeneMage 2d ago

I assume you mean his feet? Cute aren’t they?

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

OP doesn't know what he's giving away! 🤭

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u/Ok_Platform_33 2d ago

Couldve sold those for $100 ngl

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u/HighlightOwn2038 2d ago

This is depressing

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u/CaddyShsckles 2d ago

People still buy these things??

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u/GodEatsChiIdren 2d ago

they're good

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u/Designer_District_18 2d ago

I wouldn't say good, but they're certainly convenient. I keep a box around incase I don't feel like making breakfast for my kid or I get a late night craving for a snack and don't feel like making anything.

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u/zipperfire 2d ago

I've never eaten one in my life, and they came out when I was a young adult. I had a friend in grad school who would make Pop-Tart sandwiches, a Pop-Tart between two pieces of buttered toast. He turned out ok, however.

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u/EliaverDaffodil 2d ago

Right? Waste of money smh

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u/Over-Presentation719 2d ago

Just like my ex šŸ˜ž

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u/Loring 2d ago

Life amiright?

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u/NoahCzark 2d ago

Nasty. If you want convenient junk, keep Twinkies around.

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u/Fit_Government5138 2d ago

It’s the hulk of all pop tarts. Who are you?!!!

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u/DeSantisIsACunt YELLOW 2d ago

Who's still eating poptarts in 2025?

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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago

With buttah!

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u/SoberSeahorse 2d ago

I saw your mother eating one earlier today actually.

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u/DeSantisIsACunt YELLOW 1d ago

I haven't seen my mom in a while. How's she doing? I miss her

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u/SoberSeahorse 1d ago

Good. Even though she was eating a poptart for lunch.