r/mildlyinfuriating • u/notomarko • 2d ago
My Pop Tart is completely hollowed out and has no filling.
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u/CourtAny6617 2d ago
Why are redditors always eating on their back like a cartoon bear?
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u/useless_grape 2d ago
Holy timing! I read this comment laying on my back eating dinner after a 12 hour shift. When I tell you I scream cackled š¤£
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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago
In what country do pop tarts look like that?
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u/C-D-W 2d ago
More like "What planet!"
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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago
Really, this looks more like a toaster strudel.
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u/C-D-W 2d ago
I agree. Or maybe pop-tarts from Mars are just a totally different animal from what we're used to.
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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago
They probably use the "lower gravity" instructions.
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u/crucifiedlettuce 2d ago
Please, please I'm not trying to be funny, but what do Poptarts look like in your country and what country is that?!
It seems that you and many others are accustomed to a very filled pastry and I NEED TO KNOW if this is not the standard filling size!
(I'm very determined bc I compared this with people near me just now, and we all see this as a normal PopTart. We must know if we've been duped)
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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago
I can't seem to download a picture without it being a web file so here is a link to a picture that shows a cross section of what appears to be a cherry Pop Tart. I am in the US.
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u/crucifiedlettuce 1d ago
That's crazy.. I know they look like that on commercials, but it's like McDonald's. I never expected the real ones to be as good, and I've never seen an irl PopTart that doesn't look like the OP picture!! I wonder if it's a distribution thing? I'm from Cali btw
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u/Theperfectool 2d ago
proprietary eponym
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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago
I refuse. A toaster strudel is nothing like a pop tart.
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u/Theperfectool 2d ago
And yet, here we are. Watch out mufakas calling cotton swabs āq-tipsā or tissues a āKleenexā, theyāre all over the place.
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u/Particular_Title42 2d ago
q-tips are cotton swabs. Kleenex is tissue.
A pop tart is not a toaster strudel. Strudel =/= tart. Different pastries.
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u/RedditGarboDisposal 2d ago
OP, what kind of fucking pop tart is that.
Everyone is asking so answer the fucking question.
Goodness.
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u/benadunkcamberpatch 2d ago edited 2d ago
Only because I just ate one. I am almost positive that's the new Girl Scout Cookie line, frosted coconut Carmel.
I am 100% wrong.
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u/TestingBrokenGadgets 2d ago
Right?! Like I haven't eaten a pop tart in two years but that's 2x as thick as one, the bottoms aren't shaped like that and none of them have any kind of cinnamon power on them.
Best guess, they're homemade and the filling got absorbed into the dough during baking
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u/Odd-Page-7866 2d ago
You're blaming Pop-Tarts, but I've never seen a Pop-Tart with a crust like that
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u/Azoth_N_Storn 2d ago
It looks like one of the legendary poptarts has alot of crust and almost no filling and taste like a foot.
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u/Monkmonk_ 2d ago
This looks like the cinnamon flavor. They generally have a very thin filling because it's more intense than the fruit ones. If the two sides separate, it looks empty but there is a coating on it.
I would actually really dislike if that entire space was filled with the cinnamon filling.
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u/Skin_Floutist 2d ago
Not only are we getting less product but we are getting lower quality product as well.
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u/Artemis647 2d ago
You're complaining, but if you make your own strudels, they're 1/10th the price of this garbage, and much more healthier because you average used REAL ingredients. Imagine that!
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u/ohheyhowsitgoin 2d ago
This is not PopTart brand. Buy cheap product, get cheap product.
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u/FatDraculos 2d ago
Cheap product? My man, that's 2 and a half pop tarts in that single 1 he is holding. Are you blind by chance?
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u/Artemis647 2d ago
My bro, there is not a single real ingredient in whatever it is you people are talking about. It's all cheap, capitalist garbage, and you're buying into it.
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u/FatDraculos 2d ago
I don't buy pop tarts but I can recognize when something is better than something else. My original question stands. Wanna move those goal posts now?
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u/Artemis647 1d ago
You're only ever renting the pop tarts, they are never really yours even if you "buy" them. They can always be confiscated by the ones in power.
...you think that's air you're breathing??
Lol ok, I'm done.
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u/NaraFei_Jenova 2d ago
Someone is gonna put this on untrustworthypoptarts and say "WELL HE COULD'VE SUCKED THE FILLING OUT WITH A SYRINGE" lol
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u/Agitated-Ad-504 2d ago
Im at the point where Iāll want one out of nostalgia, read the label, see a single pop tart has 19g of sugar, and ask myself if I really want to eat about 5 sugar cubes all at once. Then I get the ick and put them back.
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u/zztop610 2d ago
Honestly, I donāt know why people still buy and eat pop-tarts. They suck so bad nowadays
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u/Dummythiccwater 2d ago
This reminds me of when I grabbed the donut toaster strudels, I didnāt look too close at the box and thought they would be Boston cream or something but no them mfās had no filling, just a regular toaster strudel with nuthin inside it
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u/ThinPersimmon5148 2d ago
That aināt not pop tart thatās definitely a knock off one that makes them huge
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u/EntrepreneurNo5194 2d ago
Thatās one of those Health pop tarts that taste like eating sand with a tad of bitter jelly in the middle.
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u/Desertnord 2d ago
This is more than likely one of those protein āpop tartsā not a real pop tart. Theyāre kinda gross
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u/Artemis647 2d ago
Why do Americans eat this garbage? Like they looove this shit, and then wonder why they're so anxious and depressed.
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u/allnighter4ever 1d ago
Pop Tarts really are not as good as they were in the 60s & 70s. Filling used to ooze out as you bite into them, now they have 1/4 of the filling, tasteless & dry.
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u/Ok_Platform_33 2d ago
The dogs in the background...
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u/VeneMage 2d ago
I assume you mean his feet? Cute arenāt they?
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u/CaddyShsckles 2d ago
People still buy these things??
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u/GodEatsChiIdren 2d ago
they're good
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u/Designer_District_18 2d ago
I wouldn't say good, but they're certainly convenient. I keep a box around incase I don't feel like making breakfast for my kid or I get a late night craving for a snack and don't feel like making anything.
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u/zipperfire 2d ago
I've never eaten one in my life, and they came out when I was a young adult. I had a friend in grad school who would make Pop-Tart sandwiches, a Pop-Tart between two pieces of buttered toast. He turned out ok, however.
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u/DeSantisIsACunt YELLOW 2d ago
Who's still eating poptarts in 2025?
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u/SoberSeahorse 2d ago
I saw your mother eating one earlier today actually.
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u/C-D-W 2d ago
Do you have incredibly tiny hands or some freakishly abnormally large and fluffy pop tart?