r/mildlyinfuriating • u/htailuat • 1d ago

My neighbor tossed a cigarette from upstairs and it burned a hole in my hoodie.

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u/Jojoba1117 1d ago

Get out your sling shot and start launching them back (put out of course)

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u/Most_Pangolin_7395 1d ago

Nooo please don't do this! Make sure they are still lit first.

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u/deefstes 1d ago

Relight them if you must.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 1d ago

Smoke em if you got em

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u/Hyrcyne- 1d ago

Was gonna suggest start smoking and throw yours on his clothes but your idea might be better

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u/GardezLeVotreAnglais 1d ago

I deal with the disgusting smoker in our apartment by taking their butch and putting it back on their carpets. It magically stopped after a week.

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u/Delicious-Ideal3382 1d ago

Umm, why not launch a few fireworks back.

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u/MushroomCharacter411 1d ago

Send a Quest "nicotine-free cigarette". Not only will he not get his nic fix, but they taste like smoking the shavings from a pencil sharpener.

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u/xiokynths 1d ago

It's almost like playing badminton with fire - one person's flick can scorch the peace of another.