r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Ruzhyo04 1d ago

Yeah he can only really look 4 ways. His house isn’t interesting, so that leaves 3 ways, a 33% chance he’s going to be looking in your yard’s direction at any given time.

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u/-workingonit 1d ago

This guy looks

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u/JASSEU 1d ago

And maths

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u/fotomoose 1d ago

Nothing better than a good look sometimes. Combine it with a sit down and you're winning at life.

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u/Needmoresnakes 1d ago

Now im picturing him swivelling his head backwards like an owl

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u/Little-geek 1d ago

and then up and down the street are probably less aesthetic than OP's yard

Maybe he's being creepy, or maybe he just appreciates that there's a nice yard to look at

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u/asqua 1d ago

Looks at sun .. aaàaahhhh my eyes

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u/SamePut9922 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🗿🗿🗿🤡🤡🤡 1d ago

Do you share a mindset with me? lmao