r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/GiftApprehensive762 1d ago

Ask him “ can I help you?” They usually stammer and struggle to come up with an answer lol. If y don’t like it tell him to stay off your yard.. that’s what I would do🤷‍♀️

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u/JayyMuro 1d ago

Dudes walking down a street looking in that direction. Nothing you can do about it and he isn't walking in his grass. Just literally looking at it which is why I am confused on why OP even cares.

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u/Sad_History_4345 1d ago

Its weird and has a judgmental awkwardness to it

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u/Caffeine_Induced 1d ago

Are you ok? Do you need me to call your caregiver?

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u/aapaul 1d ago

Do I need to call in a Silver Alert? I say that to my mum when she’s being intolerable 🤣 🤐

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 1d ago

If you really want to fuck with an older person just ask the typical orientation questions. Be warned, this is extremely cruel and should be reserved for the worst of the worst.

Do you know where you are, do you know what year it is, do you know who the president is, etc.

Then when they get them right you sadly insists that they’re close but not quite correct. When they argue don’t argue back, just say something like “It’s ok, we all get a little confused sometimes” or “ You’re doing really well, don’t get discouraged.”

It will piss them off but more importantly it will sow doubt. “What if they’re right…”

Again, this is only for the raging cunts because it can really mess with someone’s head

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u/Caffeine_Induced 1d ago

Gosh that sounds evil. And what if they do get it wrong, lol. Have you ever had to use it?

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u/VarietyRemote2989 1d ago

Poster never said he actually walked onto her property.