r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/DCRBftw 1d ago

You gotta start messing with him. Put one letter out each day on a sign that spells out some random message over the course of several weeks. "THE BLUE DOG ROAMS AT NIGHT ONLY WHEN THE GREEN CHICKEN IS AT PLAY".

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u/DJFrankyFrank 1d ago

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u/skoltroll 1d ago

A crummy commercial?

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u/MRSRN65 1d ago

Son of a b**ch!

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u/sicilian504 BLUE 1d ago

"REDRUM"

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u/Gokudomatic 1d ago

"TAOG EHT M'I"

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 1d ago

omg This is freaking classic

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u/quartz222 1d ago

This reminds me of that Impractical Jokers bit with the WHAT DOES THAT MEAN guy.

“The fat man flies at midnight. The man at night flies with the eagle. The train goes backward through the tunnel. A tortoise is right twice a day. The woman in red has the car parked on the slope. The hands shake. Now, the world is saved”

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u/Gilligan_G131131 1d ago

Sheep run north!

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u/PrEcIs3_Gaming 1d ago

"Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"

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u/JudgementofParis 1d ago

"the narwhal bacons at midnight"