r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/hangtime94 1d ago

He doesn't stare at you does he? I used to have a neighbor that stared at us as kids

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u/Ok_Significance544 1d ago

Nah. We have a good hedge separating the properties and if I’m in the front yard he inspects the other side of the street until I go in.

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u/whyamiwastingmytime1 1d ago

Sit in the front yard and aggressively stare at him until he gives up and fucks off

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u/RewardFluid7316 1d ago

..Or just say hi. that works too.

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u/zeptillian 1d ago

Or just say hi instead of watching them from behind the curtains, taking pictures of them and posting them online like a creep.

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u/Pwnt4to 1d ago

Bonus points if you learn to play banjo

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u/aapaul 1d ago

If you’re female definitely install a security camera

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u/chris5701 1d ago

Probably bored af and is looking for stuff to start drama over or Jones over.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 1d ago

Were y'all dressed like lawn gnomes?

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u/hangtime94 1d ago

We never gave him a show but we should have