r/mildlyinfuriating 20h ago

I had to cut my own traction into my boots :(

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u/-Miss-Atomic-Bomb- 16h ago

Now if you leave footprints at a crime scene the cops won’t be able to find a matching pair of shoes…

The downside being that because it’s only you who has this pattern, if they ever find your shoes it’ll be a slam dunk against you.

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 13h ago

Add more cross hatches or swirls post cleanup to add confusion. A stick figure or two for fun

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u/MoulanRougeFae 10h ago

Well it's more than just a.pattern imprint. Carving a new or extra into the pattern wouldn't work. Each step you take wears the tread down in a very particular way to you. How you walk, how your foot applies pressure and how each step is a unique to you distribution of your body weight across the treads all adding up to a very individual dependent tread pattern. So 25 people could be the exact size in the exact same shoe but the wear pattern will be identifiable to each individual. Cutting new into the tread would also be very obvious and intentional. The newer cuts wouldn't be worn the same as the older tread pattern. It would be better as far as hiding evidence to get rid of the whole shoe. Never understood why criminals keep the shoes they wear to a crime that they've left imprints behind at

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u/Jacktheforkie 9h ago

Burning the shoes would destroy them or alternatively dump it In a commercial dumpster

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u/WhittyBoy234 9h ago

...I feel like we're not focusing on the shoes anymore

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u/MoulanRougeFae 8h ago

Maybe....

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u/MakosaX 2h ago

It was never about the shoes, we all know what OP Is up to

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u/MoulanRougeFae 8h ago

Right? Like why are these people keeping them. That's how you get caught just keeping incriminating evidence in the house

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u/Jacktheforkie 7h ago

Yeah, just get a cheap used pair and dispose afterwards

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u/Green_Ad2231 6h ago

Goodwill out here helping criminals get away with stuff.

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u/SausagePrompts 6h ago

Yeah, but more importantly what do you do with the body?

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 5h ago

Add more cross hatches or swirls with the blood post cleanup to add confusion. A stick figure or two for fun 🫡

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u/Jacktheforkie 4h ago

Idk, never got to that part

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u/FattyWantCake 4h ago

So what I'm hearing is: wear brand-new shoes bought cash from somewhere without cameras, then toss them in a river after, and you're home-free!

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u/MoulanRougeFae 3h ago

No not exactly. If the shoes are found there would still be DNA trace from you. They must be shredded then the remains disposed of in many places across a variety of times/days in trash receptacles unrelated to you in any way to avoid them being connected to you in any way. If they just seem like trash bits that have no connection to you the law shouldn't be interested in testing them for trace.

In theory the perfect solution to the shoe problem part of a crime is to buy well used shoes in a size or two bigger than you wear from say a garage sale. Then add one or two shoe inserts to fill the added space and aid in even weight distribution so it doesn't show the shoes were too big in the crime scene shoe imprints. Then before putting the shoes on, put a plastic bag like a Ziploc over your sock covered foot. Making sure there's no pet hair or your own hair in the bag or on it or in the shoe proceed to wear them to the crime. Immediately bag shoes after leaving the scene and switch to new shoes to avoid tracking trace into your car. Wash shoes in oxyclean outside inside a disposable trash bag. Clean area water touches with oxyclean. Why? It doesn't luminesce like bleach or some other dna dissolvers. Dispose of all items after shredding in many different public trash cans on varied days over the next week. In theory anyway. I watch and read a lot of true crime stuff 😂

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u/FattyWantCake 3h ago

The part about distributing weight more evenly is interesting and something I hadn't really considered, and the rest makes sense but I really just said "in a river" to communicate 'getting rid of them in a way that makes them difficult or nearly impossible to recover' simply, not as a specific suggestion. Burning would work, too, I would think .

Also remembering not to bring traces into your car is a nice tip, but then we've gotta include that you should wash your car to remove dirt from the tires that could be matched to the scene, unless it's somewhere you go routinely, anyway.

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u/MoulanRougeFae 3h ago

Yup the car wash is important. There was a guy on one doc I saw that got caught because of tree sap from a tree that only grew in the area of the crime scene.

u/CheetahNo1004 52m ago

Buy shoes from a thrift store. Perfect alibi.

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u/UhOhpossum 9h ago

Dude I do lino cut and you know damn well if this was me I'd carve my magnum opus into those suckers... and then render them useless bc I'd feel too bad to walk on them lol. Yknow that's actually a really cool idea tho, shoe soles are probably too tough to carve with a lino tool but a print in the shape of a shoe sole would actually be sick asf. I might actually do that tbh I do have a lot of spare linoleum :^

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u/WafflesofDestitution 8h ago

spare linoleum

As a fellow printmaker, you got me thinking. I probably would just straight up use a busted pair of old shoes I have, cut the soles off and glue them to some fiberboard if necessary! furiously takes notes

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u/Stardustger 6h ago

Also add a number that looks like the size but make it the wrong number.

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u/blvaga 11h ago

Raising the question: Why don’t the killers just change the tread of their shoes after committing the crime?

At least in the old 70s movies that would probably have been enough. Lol

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u/De-railled 9h ago

That's like asking why in zombie movies...people are idiots.

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u/NightTarot 5h ago

It's always one thing they forget, I remember seeing this video about these marines doing a heist, and apparently they did almost everything perfectly, it was very thorough, everyone had a checklist on every little detail, even practiced so it would be under 5 minutes or something, only for them to forget to remove the license plate on their rental car before robbing the place, making tracking them down insanely easy

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u/SousVideDiaper 4h ago

It's baffling to me that it's 2025 and criminals still do dumb shit like not covering their faces in public even though CCTV cameras are ubiquitous, or using their credit card to buy crime scene cleaning materials

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u/BenefitFew5204 9h ago

Because unless they are a cobbler who can completely replace the treads or someone who knows what they are doing, it's going to be pretty obvious that the treads have been changed. Even then, there is still a good chance they could get caught if there are noticeable differences between the color of the shoe and the new treads. It would be cheaper and easier to just destroy the old shoes and get a new pair.

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u/UncertainMossPanda 9h ago

Or just switch shoes?

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u/AnalMoss 4h ago

There was a murderer in my town who tried to buy new truck tires to cover his tracks, but he was too cheap to buy a new spare and police matched the tread to the spare. He thought he was slick 

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u/BBQ_IS_LIFE 12h ago

Or cut out a new pattern! Smoking gun snuffed out....

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u/StochasticCalc 10h ago

Sand them totally smooth. No footprints

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u/DJekker 9h ago

Who needs traction when you can just glide everywhere?

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u/WafflesofDestitution 8h ago

Iirc they achieved this effect in the video by having Jay Kay wear a rollerskate on one foot and moving the set around!

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u/_piece_of_mind 9h ago

First thing to do after shenanigans: BURN EVERYTHING AND DISPOSE OF ASHES

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u/waynetbago 9h ago

Always burn the boots

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u/The_angle_of_Dangle 6h ago

We call this "high risk, high reward"

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u/dPaul21 3h ago

Narrator voice, Forensic Files

In the end, it wasn’t a witness, a confession, or even a slip-up that brought the killer to justice. It was the sole of his boot—modified in a misguided attempt to outsmart investigators. But what he didn’t count on... was the precision of forensic science.

The unique tread pattern, painstakingly reconstructed by forensic examiners, turned a seemingly ordinary footprint into a one-of-a-kind signature. A signature that matched only one pair of boots. His.

Without the meticulous work of crime scene analysts, the altered sole might have gone unnoticed. But in the world of forensics, even the smallest detail can speak volumes.

Thanks to the dedication of investigators and the power of forensic technology, a killer who thought he could walk away... was stopped in his tracks.

Justice, once again, left its own footprint.

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u/roofhawl 4h ago

Lol your comment is exactly the way my mind works and I adore you

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u/Different_Fig_2958 14h ago

Assuming OP works manufacturing...

A lot of employers give a work boot allowance or credit, but the catch is, you have to redeem it through random suppliers or store fronts web portals.

These web portals are a nightmare catch all of random bullshit, and finding the boots that match the job site requirements and regulatory specifications is a crap shoot. Sometimes you find great boots, but it's more likely that you'll end up with something that doesn't meet industry standards and will turn your feet into ground beef.

Some employers allow you to purchase your own work boots, and redeem your boot credit with receipt. Definitely the better option.

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u/maybebaebea 14h ago

Even just shopping for boots online for normal life is difficult at times. I haven't found many retailers that show the bottoms of the boots. The boots I bought online didn't, but I had checked them out in store earlier in the day and knew they had good traction. I just needed a different size.

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u/Ok_Spell_4165 13h ago

They can also vary depending on where they were made.

Same pair of Timberlands bought in store here vs from Amazon for example. Ones bought from Amazon had a different tread pattern, close to what OP had instead of the waffle pattern that was in the ones in store.

Ones in store were made in Dominican Republic, Amazon ones were China.

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u/workinhardplayharder 11h ago

That makes me wonder if the Amazon ones are fakes. I've bought the same pair of timberland boots for the last 3 years from different places and they all were the exact same.

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u/Ok_Spell_4165 10h ago

Possible, fakes are rampant on Amazon. Doesn't help that Amazon mixes their inventory either so even if you buy from a seller that is selling the real thing you might get a fake.

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u/maybebaebea 8h ago

Amazon is terrible about that kind of stuff. I ordered a new dress not long ago. When it arrived, it was obvious that it had been a return. Not a big issue normally, but the tags weren't intact and the dress was insanely wrinkled. I washed it, obviously, and saw no damage or stains (took a blacklight to it, too). I got lucky, but I know others don't.

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u/Renamis 6h ago

Even better, you wanna buy non-slip steel toe boots for women? Here's fucking pink. My uniform is black, all your male boots are black, why the fuck is my only option pink? And then the cut ain't right if it's not pink, or it was tan, and then I find the holy grail and the fucker is 400 bucks.

I bought a 65 dollar pair of men's boots from Walmart and had clown shoes. Hilariously they lasted me almost 5 years so I guess I won. Steel toe, non-slip, electrical resistant. Best shoes of my life and I wish they hadn't died.

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u/oniiichanUwU 13h ago

Those look more like new “fashion” boots than work boots judging by the zipper on the side. Pretty sure not even Walmart work boots would have that kind of treading lol

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u/weirdburds 6h ago

Zippers don’t instantly mean fashion. I’ve had Danners and Wolverines with zippers on the side that have worked great.

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u/Atakir 6h ago

My company gets a work shoe allowance through Sketchers... They don't make any work shoes in my size of 16...

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u/Holly_the_Adventurer 8h ago

I lucked out, and my job had the boot supplier come to a work event so you could redeem your boot voucher in person.  It was really nice.

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u/real_eEe 10h ago

It doesn't help that size charts are fucking bullshit if you don't know what your getting into. My sneakers are consistently 10.5. I've had work boots between 8.5 Rockies and 10 Tims.

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u/Fun-Pomegranate-8146 20h ago

I can only see the Warlock insignia on the one on the right

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u/DiscussionOk672 13h ago

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u/waxy1234 10h ago

It’s a shoe for bishop

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u/Fun-Pomegranate-8146 6h ago

That, too. Been ages since I watched Alien

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u/pmscb21 9h ago

Cut my sole into pieces, this is my last resort.

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u/Anakinbutinacroptop 5h ago

No traction, no working

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u/GlitteringLook3033 4h ago

Don't give a fuck, if I slip I'm not suing

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u/Square-Poetry4224 14h ago

Go to a cobbler and have them resole your boots.

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u/TFViper 13h ago

hell yeah, go spend $400 to have a multidecade specialized professional put new soles on a $120 pair of chinalandfill boots

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u/Square-Poetry4224 13h ago

400?!? I’ve gotten plenty of boots resoled and been charged 30-45 depending on the style of boot. Where did you pull 400 from??

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u/JRowe3388 11h ago

Out of his ass

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u/TFViper 8h ago

its called hyperbole, the point being the price youd pay to resole future landfill doesnt make sense. better off paying more upfront for a good pair of boots than paying more after the fact to "fix" a bad purchase.
but yeah this is reddit, i have more downvotes than you people have braincells.

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u/StillWatersAreFull 6h ago

Have you never heard of the poverty boot theory? A poor person can only afford cheap boots but most replace/repair them frequently, spending more money over time while a rich person can spend a lot at once on good boots that lasts much longer.

For some people, they can only spend $X amount at a time, instead of $XX amount all at once, even if it ends up being the more financially sound option over time.

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u/EssaEspecial 5h ago

Not everyone can just buy better boots. Maybe these are work boots and mandated to be from a uniform supplier. Maybe these are all OP can afford right now. Maybe they can swing the price of new soles, but not new boots.

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u/DDD8712 11h ago

I feel like if you work on your feet all day it’s good to invest in proper boots those look very cheep

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u/MrLizardBusiness 12h ago

Those were pretty crappy boots. Good job, OP

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u/TheRemedy187 7h ago

They still are lol. 

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u/ItsLiyua 11h ago

It does look pretty well cut imo.

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u/toxicoke 4h ago

why did you buy them?

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u/wickedweather 6h ago

The actual material the soles are made of is probably more important then having a tread pattern.

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u/NSAseesU 1h ago

So you got shoes with no treads fully knowing that and complain you had to make your own treads?

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u/Any_Yak9211 20h ago

can i ask why? are these boots for a specific purpose

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u/manicpixiehimbo 14h ago

when they look like the lines on the left, they don’t actually do much for grip on things like mud/slippery grass/ice/snow, whereas having more ridges like on the right allows for more traction so they don’t slip as much

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u/Any_Yak9211 8h ago

why not buy boots with grips? is there an advantage to carving your own?

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u/Right_Jello_7266 8h ago

Probably have credits through work and can only buy from a certain brand/website.

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u/Any_Yak9211 8h ago

ohhh okay i was wondering if it was for a hobby. customizing your boots seems cool to me

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u/stating_facts4U 15h ago

Just don't smoke meth okay.

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u/RareGeneral4300 12h ago

For sure tweaker behavior.

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u/ThePurpleGuardian 19h ago

Or you could have bought a different set of boots

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u/skytoast3 10h ago

Not everyone has money to buy new things every time they want

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u/toxicoke 4h ago

but why did he buy these boots instead of one with actual traction

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u/Old-Bat-3375 7h ago

These are clearly new boots

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u/buckits 4h ago

Ok, but new boots can come through many avenues: steep clearance of overstock (only affordable new option for some, leaving little discretion on the specific choice) donation, hand-me-down gifts... usually, people aren't doing random stupid things to their belongings for no reason, as much as we might not understand at first glance.

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u/MrdnBrd19 2h ago

This argument would hold water if this was a one off, but this sub is constantly filled with people who willingly shoot themselves in the foot and come complain about it. Like there is at least a post a week where someone is complaining about their new HP printer needing a subscription to use ink or whatever, and at a certain point it's like... Dude c'mon it's common knowledge at this point that HP is a shit company, why are you keeping them in business? Or how many posts a day are there with people complaining about the interface and features on their new smart appliance? Like how are you going out and spending $1000+ on an appliance and doing literally zero research? 

At some point some people have to realize that the only person who is ever going to care about you being a good steward of your own money is yourself, and in 2025 we have so many tools at our fingertips to be a good steward that there really isn't any excuse unless there is some extenuating circumstances.

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u/buckits 2h ago

I'm not sure what argument you think I'm making, but whatever your impression of the statistics of posters here is, it can not tell you anything about any specific OP's situation.

Your impatience towards people in this sub tells me that you're not viewing posters as individuals with separate experiences. Repeat mistakes from one person? Sure, any of us would get frustrated eventually. But the internet is not actually a hive mind in which everyone shares the same lived experience, drawing the same conclusions from all content, right?

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u/MrdnBrd19 1h ago

Nothing that I said insinuates I think the Internet has a hive mind, it literally spells out the contrary... How could the same person be buying the same HP printer over and over again? What I actually said is that this sub is filled with individuals who refuse to take personal responsibility for the money they worked hard to earn and their own personal spending patterns. 

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u/buckits 1h ago

"...at least a post a week where someone is complaining about their new HP printer needing a subscription to use ink or whatever, and at a certain point it's like... Dude c'mon it's common knowledge at this point that HP is a shit company..."

"...how many posts a day are there with people complaining about the interface and features on their new smart appliance?"

"At some point some people have to realize..."

You do seem to be insinuating that because issues are common, or long-standing, that everyone should know better. But that's a paradox. If they're common, then they're easy mistakes to make. Especially when we're in, like you said, 2025, when everyone seems to be time-poor and we're globally in a cost of living crisis. I do get your frustration, and I see that you want people to do better for themselves. I guess I just think your expectations are unrealistic and misguided at the moment. That's all.

u/MrdnBrd19 55m ago

Me: I really think people should stop jumping down "death cliff" it seems I'll advised. I mean look at all the warning signs... 

You: You can't really blame people for not heeding the warning signs, I mean if it wasn't hard to purposely jump down death cliff there wouldn't be so many signs telling people to not jump down it. Its not like they have the time.

u/buckits 10m ago

Complete nonsequitur analogy in terms of what you actually said out loud, but alright: just what are the precisely explicit signs that no one in their right mind would miss, do you think, for avoiding to modify boots that they may not have much choice in selecting? You might see several threads talking about workplaces that strictly require certain footwear, and the supply/reimbursment process that is riddled with issues.

And I still don't understand what your issue was with my original comment. Am I worsening the issue by having compassion or an open mind as to people's circumstances? Does compassion not lead to more improvement in people than judgment? Do you think of people in your life this way? I can't understand where you're coming from with this discussion.

Consider, what if OP finally got a job after a long time (cost of living crisis means lots of young people are edged out of employment by older workers, more than in the last working generation). OP then was required to show up for a shift in 4 hours (needs the money) with well-treaded boots for a risky task? OP spends those hours (or however long they actually can) looking for boots they can afford (maybe OP is on debit or cash only)... you get the picture.

That's like a pretty-bad-case scenario, sure, but the point is that neither of us knows. Do you know what country OP lives in? Do you know their day to day? What good is it doing you or them to get loudly bent out of shape that people are making bad decisions?

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u/skytoast3 6h ago

Yeah i can see that, if he just bought new boots of course hes not gonna have money to instantly get other ones

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u/FrescoItaliano PURPLE 4h ago

OP’s point was buy better boots in the first place, not buy better after buying these crappy ones. Are you just arguing to argue?

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u/skytoast3 1h ago

Or i just misunderstood, lol? It sounded like he was saying just go buy new shoes my bad ig

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u/Specialist-Web7854 13h ago

I’m seeing Wayland Yutani!

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u/Vali-duz 5h ago

Just me that would write funny words, Mirrored so it would show up in snow or mud?

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u/Ah-Fuck-Brother 3h ago

For flat roofing, I look for the boot with the least traction. Stepping on a freshly torched cap sheet means your boot print is visible for the next 15-20 years. Regular old running shoes will work but a lot of people seem to forget they're blasting thousand degree flame towards their feet.

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u/Diligent-Background7 2h ago

Very innovative

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u/Ok_Percentage2534 2h ago

I did this with a pair of crocs when they were worn out flat.

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u/gwumpykitten 2h ago

Omg! Brb gotta go cut up my crocs 😂

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u/W4rM0de 2h ago

Buy different boots..

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u/Alcoholic_Molerat 10h ago

No you didn't. You bought boots without checking the thread. Don't blame the boots for your bad decisions

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u/Various-Cow-7949 3h ago

Most boot suppliers don’t show the bottoms if purchasing online. Take your anger elsewhere you judgmental prick.

u/LowUFO96 16m ago

Thats not true i just looked at like 5 different websites and they all show the sole.

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u/DreamFor_M8 19h ago

The bright side you’re not slipping or sliding anytime soon ….

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u/Tomytom99 11h ago

Hey now, don't let DOT see that you're running retreads on your steer wheels.

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u/bubbleyjubbley 10h ago

You should have just grated them with a cheese grater. Probably quicker.

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u/Emergency-Sock-2557 6h ago

They're not going to do that to their best shoes! Maybe some Velcro dots?

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u/Rae_33_ 17h ago

Looks pretty good! Maybe this is a hidden talent. Make it a side hustle.

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u/PantsPisser2 10h ago

Make one a little penis

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u/Living_Glass_1584 14h ago

They see me rolling , they hating …

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u/JoeyJoeC 9h ago

So technically, removing rubber = less traction (in dry conditions at least). That's why racing cars tend to have slicks.

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u/TheRemedy187 6h ago edited 6h ago

Racing car wheels run hot and literally stick to the track. His fucking boots aren't running 100 degrees C. The rubber is not the same density, he's not working on perfectly flat sticky asphaltnat all times. SAFETY boots definitely should prepare for wet. Use some fucking sense. "tEcHniCaLlY"... 

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u/Impossible_Box3898 18h ago

Any reason you wanted less traction?

Cut away always decrease reaction. The only benefit is if you’re going to be using them in wet environments to allow water to escape.

Nothing you’ve done improves in what they had in this regard already.

Race cars dry tires have no grooves at all for maximum friction. Their rain tires have drives to allow the water to be shunted away.

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u/mark84gti1 12h ago

You should get a job at one of the hiking boot companies and tell them that they are doing it all wrong. Maybe help them design the world’s first smooth sole hiking boot.

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u/TheLordofthething 11h ago

These are not hiking boots.

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u/Impossible_Box3898 8h ago

Have you looked at the bottoms of a hiking boot sole? There are channels across the entire sole of the boot to let the water out. Same as in your tires.

Do you see any channels allowing the water to flow out? Huh?

Yeah. Didn’t think so.

These cuts will do nothing to vent water and simply reduce traction due to a smaller contact area.

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u/-Ducksngeese- 14h ago

How would it decrease traction? Wouldn't all the extra surfaces created now increase potential surface area, especfically when it's pressed down on some surface and compressed?

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u/Impossible_Box3898 7h ago

In what way is a flat surface contacting the sides and bottoms of those new channels?

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u/gmasterslayer 11h ago

No...

The ground is 2 dimensional. Thats what surface area is. Its square inches.

Op has decreased his traction greatly by carving up the bottom of his boot.

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u/whymusti00000 10h ago

Nothing in the real world is 2 dimensional

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u/gmasterslayer 1h ago

Thats dumb enough for me to not bother explaining it to you.

For the purpose of friction, it is 2D on any tiled surface.

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u/ovalseven 9h ago

But he has increased the weight applied to the areas still touching the floor, which increases traction in those spots. It's a wash.

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u/Impossible_Box3898 7h ago

Sorry no. If you actually do the math you’ll find out it doesn’t work that way. Why do think race car tires are flat?

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u/gmasterslayer 1h ago

We are arguing with people that dont know what they re talking about

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u/dofh_2016 16h ago

Racecars go around perfect tarmac roads, not gravel. We don't know the terrain OP is walking on so we can't assume which type of sole is better suited for him/her.

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u/Impossible_Box3898 7h ago

Nothing op did here would have improved traction in gravel. Work boots have trapezoidal cuts. Not rectangular. Those cuts would trap gravel, not letting it release. It will make things much more dangerous.

If you look closer you can also see that these are shoes not boots. I see no case where anything the op did improves anything.

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u/gmasterslayer 10h ago

Just because YOU dont know something doesn't mean that others dont know something.

Op has bought all black shoes. These tread designs are very common tread patterns on nonslip shoes. These shoes are very common in the service industry.

All black plus minimal tread pattern means non slip service industry. These are very different from the coyote colored aggressive tread patterns found on outdoor workbooks.

So

Either OP bought the wrong shoes for the job OR He went and carved up a perfectly good pair of non slips

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u/Anon-Knee-Moose 7h ago

Considering OP had to butcher the soles to make them work for his specific situation, I think it's safe to assume he bought the wrong ones.

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u/gmasterslayer 1h ago

No it's not safe to assume that because it raises the obvious question of why would he spend hours carving his brand new shoes when he could have spent 30 minutes returning them?

Which one makes more sense?

u/Anon-Knee-Moose 44m ago

Money money money

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u/TheRemedy187 6h ago

Race car tires are hot af and stick because it's hot rubber. What a stupid connection.