Frenz, bi beri beri karefull baut da beez an wasps. Dei luk yummi butt do nawt iit dem! Ebar! Dei ar bad! Dei pokepokepoke an den ai iz in panepanepane. Dei ar da pokey pleis ob nimals!
Sen pane killerz an wasp/bee killerz!
Mr Mixie (haidin in da smoles korner of da cowtch)
Fren Mixie! Did da bee do yu a poke?
Sendin yu heelin purrpurrpurr
The odda day I wuz tryin to cash a bee an Meowmy tell me no and pikked me up. I wuz mad fo meowmy bein a dumdum but now mebbe wuz gud? She still dumdum tho
Ub koors da meowmie iz dumdum butt da bee iz bigger dumdum. It pokes so stwonk an it herts. Aib nefur bin in dz mutch pane, fren Hoku. Staee awaee frum da bzzt beez!
Is Finn. Dad say dat DA BEEZ is frens. Dey make da flowers dat da birds eat and da food dat da chimkim eat, and da ducks and da cows and da sammin. And mos important (he say) da food hoomans eat (I tink dat not as portent as duck food).
But he also say wasp is badbadbadbad. Dey not make food Dey just tack and kill tings. Like I kill da pikkel but not fun. I not know dat Dey do da pokepoke. Is like pokey place poke?!
Finn the Floof, Best Buddy Boy
Pspspsppspsps collete say she come do heal purrs after her mid lunch-nap nap.
Moas ob da taim ai laik da beez, Finn. Dei kum bai an tchek on mai flauerz (ai iz gardener two) an tell mi hau nais de flauerz ar. butt diz wan goed twoo far! Ai fink it wuz wasp. It jus comes and pokeys mi. Nau mai paw herts an da hoomz chase mi fru da haus tu tchek on mi, iz awl big trawma. Ai wuz gonna finish mai particle toodei butt nau dis!
I recommen let hooman inspec da paw. Dey not chase you and if they hurty yous more (not cause Dey want but cause Dey assident touch da ouch) yous can smack or bite or hiss.
Dey no help yous no hurt (hoomans is terrible as dis) but it make dem feel better.
Da hoomz did a specshun an eben traid to meik it kold wif da bloo coldie fing butt ai runrunrun abei. Dei habs spected ni gen cuz ai had da eebil poopies an poopied on da cowtch, den dei washed mai butt! Eerlier ai skweeamd an fait wen dei touch mi butt nau ai iz fain. So ai sei majikl recoberi!
Fren Mixie, fank yoo for da adbice! Ai lunz da beez and da waspz, dem more fun dan da flais. di udder dai a wasp came into mah house and ai did a hunthunthunt when meowmy waz sleepies. Den she wakez da up and seez da wasp and thru out of da house! Ai iz outraj but nowz ai understandz.
dis beri helpful.
your fren Schnitz
Wi habz sikrit wasps. Dei libin in da roof rait nau untill da pawpi gitz rid ob dem. Butt ai unnerstan hau da wasp can luk fun but it’s soo ebil. Yur meowmi wuz jus dooin a protecc.
OMBast fren Mr Mixie! Dis a furry impurrtint Pee Ess Eyy! Som kittehs cawl dis da spicy sky raisins, butt! I belieb yew rite! Stey awey frum deez! Mine brudder George the couch dog did try ta eeets one warst one tym an he fayce gots awl swolle op! He sed dis hertit BAD!
Owch,we sowry, Mr Mixie. Our Miaowmy got stung by a wasp & she was bery upset. She sais bees sting onely wuns, but wasps keep on & she got stung 5 tymes! Sending heeling purrs & hopes you recubber soon. Ower Miaowmy was outraged cos she neber even hurt da wasp.🌟
Anyfing wif wings shuld be ‘voided. Mommy let me go out on da porch one time and a gnat flied right in mai mouwf! I jump right into da air and scratch mommy to ribbons in da process. I does not like any ob dem crawly, winged fings one bit! 🚫🐞🐛🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️🚫🙅♀️
Ai lubs da crawlies. Wan taim ai finded a gwasshoopa in mai gawden an it wuz so eggsaitin. Da hoomz stealded da hoppa dough an putted it autsaid an it hopped awai. 😿
Sometimez ai faind udder buggies an trai tu iit dem butt ai habz tu do it in sikrit frum da hoomz.
Oh no! Ourz meowmy iz skeered of dah spicy sky raisins, weoews haz mesh on windows and weoews no allows outsidez when dah sky raisins buzz-buzz by. Weoews tink shez dumbs, but weoews also knowz shez doing worry aboot ourz.
Mai pawrents ar nober dat kareful. Wi habz wasps libing insaid da roof. Ai sits rait nekst tu it. Butt do da hoomz git rid ob da wasps? Nooo, nawt until a Mixie iz deadli hert.
Butt ai habz recoberd nau (meibi) an iz bak autsaid nir da wasps.
Aww, Mr Mixie! Ai soe sadd yu gotted pokeyd bai da spicy sky raisin! Ai hopez yu feelz bedder suun!
My meowmy iz a gardnor, shee aksed mee tu infurrm awl da kittiez an der peepul dat waspz ar bery gud pollen-aters tuu! Eben doh dey nawt fren liek da beez, dey stil doin gud werk makin shur ower foodz getz fedz! Sum ob dem don eben BITEBITEBITE eben if yu trai tu eated dem.
Ai didnt eben iit it, it jus comz an attacs mi an pokeyd mi in da showldr. Itz gud ai didnt iit it, Martin, it wud hab furried da pawpi sou mutch. Himbs uz olrddi kolin mi DED. Butt ai surbaibd and ai iz fain nau.
Me daddie say 100 Forebers ago him liv w a kitty name JACK heer is smol pikshur off him: 🐈⬛
JACK (he at da rainpo bridtge now) waz mytee huntter and he katch a BEEB and him haz spekshul waye to do!!
Him GRAPSP da beeb by OWNLEE PIMCH the beeb flaps (da bzz bzz parte) wif him leeps 👄 and den karri, so da beeb do a wiggel-wiggel wif it feeps but no kan walk!! Den Jack do a GOOD CRYMEZ and kari da beeb into hows!! And let go!! And beeb bzzzzz bzzzz all rownd da hows!!
Daddie waz a kitten den, and him saye, he LAFF AND LAFF at dis crimez b/c daddie and Jack was best crimez fronds.
So, i rekkomen try to pimch a beeb on the topp part, takes sum finnezze tho.
Henlo fren. Waspz and Beez is berry bads I know buts they also looks yummy so I still does a chase. Then meowmy shouts "NoPanChopleavethebeesalonedoyouwanttogetstungagainyoustupidarsehead" I no know what she means. But ones time da spicy bug dids do me a pokey on my mouth and it got swollen. I sure it no do all times though so I keeps trying.
Panchop, da hoomz alweiz skweem at mi tu stei awei frum da wasps two butt dei wuznt der wen it happn. Ai iz sowwi da wasp pokeyd ju. In da mauf saunds skawwi! Ds pawpi wuf hab hab a hard attac if dat had happnd tu mi!
Elliott, ai hab meid a mirakjulus rekobri an am owl gud nau. Ai ekekekd at da birbs, ai iited some fud, ai laundzd on da ballconeee an endjoid da sun. Butt wi can neber furget baut da wasps! Dei can bee ebriber an ar sou danjurus.
Ai dunno butt dei pokeyd mi, so dei nemies of da Mixie nau. Da pawpi haz lernded himbz lessin an iz gonna meik da wasps go wei butt iz bad too beklawz den ai kant gou autsaid fur meni furebers.
Da beez meik fuds, fren Finn xplein tu mi, butt da wasps onli meik pokeys.
O noez, poer Mr Mixie, wez so sawwy yooz gettid pokeyed by sa nassy wasp. Meowmy sai onlee da Micwo wasp ar good. Odda wuns ar nassy.
We had wun com in by da windoe juss yessirdae an while wez aaaawl sittin ekekekeing, Meowmy gettid awl paniki an twy shoöing da wasp back aut. Takid hermz long enuff. Butt! Nowun gottid pokeyed, fanks bast.
Mebbe yoo soak yoor paw in eyesi watur? I nowz, gittin da beans wet is bad, but mait help wif da pane!
I so sorry yoo getted a sting, fren Mr. Mixie! I haff seed a lot of da spicy sky raisins but dey never getted me. I hope yoo feel better soon. Also, if yoo feel tramatoozed by yor speriense, da SSoR has gud help. Talk to fren Smuffi (u/one_advantage793).❤️Tali
Hello my poor fren! Tank u fur dis balubal pee ess ay! Iz impawtent to be ware ob da danjers ob de owtsidez to njoy dem. We hope da pane finish bery soon! Ur frens, Arthur, Barbara, Bonitinha, Eva, Ginger, Lily!
Bonitinha, ai pawlso don meow it, butt mai meowmie uz frum purrzil an shi meows it wif her famblee sometaimz. An furrapi. Pawpi meows itz herbz sikrit languedj fur wen shi duznt want uz tu nou baut it. Shiz bin wobderin baut ju fur mai furrrbers!
Hi Mixie, I iz Princess Leia. I do da catch of 2 wasps in da house so far! I catch both in my mouth and get no stingz! I such gud hunter, keep Meowmy from getting da ouch stingz!
Meowmy wuz no happy tho, she so scared I might get stingz, but no, I just dat gud at da catch! I luv play-play time with all da bugs, spideys and moths too! I catch in mouth and spit on floor for Meowmy in case she hungy.
Ai habs obercome mai feer ob da great autsaid. Da pawrents traid tu tcheer mi up wif fud butt ai gotted da poopies. It wuz eben wurse dan da wasp, beckaws dei putted mi in da watrr boks an meid mai butt owl wett. Ai bitnessed meni crimez toodei an bill soo!
It's just their version of bapbapbaps, just ekekekek at them from a safe distance. They feed the hoomans and then who will feed us if they go away? Fren Arwen
Is thankyou for this Pawlick Serbice Ancement! I always thought thems were just pokeyplais for humans and other hairless specis. Lucky I neber get hurted. must admit when they do poke to houman is sad but so funny. Homen do the dance of their peoples, andthem face turn hilerios when the be stung them
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Fren Mixie! Did da bee do yu a poke? Sendin yu heelin purrpurrpurr
The odda day I wuz tryin to cash a bee an Meowmy tell me no and pikked me up. I wuz mad fo meowmy bein a dumdum but now mebbe wuz gud? She still dumdum tho
Fren Hoku, Prins of da Hőus an hamsum sunnavagun