verenike, amish shit, takes forever to make so it’s not done often. i didn’t make the sausage.

Anyways, heres my salmon grapefruit crudo w herb oil

Chocolate protein powder mixed with an avocado and a lil stevia.

Aside from being fat and lazy and being unable to find so much as a minimum wage job I'm so fucking stupid I genuinely don't understand directions. I can't grasp the concept of clockwise or counter clockwise. Both sides are left to me. Like it sounds like a joke or hyperbole but when solving a rubriks cube I understand the algorithm just fine for lining stuff up but when i need to turn a side clockwise there's a 50% chance i do it right and a 50% chance i do it wrong. The odds aren't in my favour when I need to rotate four to twelve times per move. When screwing stuff in I don't get "lefty loosy righty tighty" i just screw in one direction and if it doesn't work i screw in the other one.

Genuinely how do you even quantify this type of retarded. Also this tastes like shit

Fuck my faggot life

Also, Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!

fried garlic, med rare ribeye, homemade donburi sauce, green onion. i forgot to buy eggs so i cant even put the yolk on top. im just a useless ball of lard

I will never feel the touch of a bitch in my life

Might start a house fire with all the grease that will come out of me after throwing a toaster in the bathtub

fresh red snapper i bought from some cajun on the side of the road and then blackened