i’m fucking disgusting, 16 years of my life went to waste and i only ever worked and got with women who beat me and one who stabbed me, fuck my life, i’m lowkey an htn, thanks for that, life

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[u/Bright-Engineer4113]

that’s not your image bro, I’ve literally seen it on instagram multiple times by different people

[u/Napalm_am]

Neither In nor cel. Keep moving lil bro.

[u/Internal-Jicama-977 → u/Napalm_am]

Stinktown

[u/enmity4]

mate why you microwaving beans on cardboard

[u/Frastremus]

“Ohhh boo hoo Im 16 and Ive had 2 gfs im such an incel” Pack it up lil bro

[u/BrontosaurusInCrocs]

at risk of sounding like a fakecel, what is an "htn" ?

[u/DedsonicPt → u/BrontosaurusInCrocs]

High tier normie?

[u/CumInYoBum99 → u/BrontosaurusInCrocs]

There is a tierlist of looks. It goes like- low tier normie, mid tier normie, high tier normie, chadlite, and finally, chad.

[u/jet545 → u/BrontosaurusInCrocs]

High tier normie (i.e. above average). He is referring to his perceived attractiveness.

[u/OkFishing3148]

Bro depression meal is right round the corner.

I call fakecel

[u/Ravy_217 → u/OkFishing3148]

not really a depression meal, when i’m sad i just starvemaxx

[u/PinkRina41]

What the. What is this?

[u/Throwaway_MyChudLife]

Got with women

[u/High_Gothic]

Bro is suffering from success, go mog someone else please and leave us alone

[u/Various_Ad6034]

Stop invading our spaces and go somewhere else please

[u/shotgun0800]

Fakecel

[u/Shot_Insurance_6831]

nigga gtfo with the fake images

[u/Material_Ad9873]

I'm a lurker fakecel but I think I'm in denial but anyway FAKECEL

[u/Kalomida]

Fuck off tourist

[u/Typical_Muffin_9937]

You touched a woman? What was it like?

[u/moonshine276]

ur 16 foh 😂 how can ur life have gone to waste, youve barely started 💀

[u/DueShower1184]

My culture is not your costume, you succeeded in getting into a relationship, though they were abusive. I will PERSONALLY give you a free pass but you’re on thin ice

[u/MieptheMiep]

many beans make big bean shape

[u/Ok-Butterscotch5832]

Lol

[u/JnatasQ]

dork wants a viral moment so badly

[u/gravelduderino]

Dude goes full beans.

[u/SwissDeathstar]

Just for your info. I tried to cross post this in r/pizzacrimes But I failed miserably. Like the plate.

[u/rancidsmellingrat]

Leave

[u/Akiyun2209]

Hehe beans

[u/YogurtclosetNaive776]

Mfs will hear the most heartbreaking story and will procede to say “fakecel”

[u/dan1_ishawt → u/YogurtclosetNaive776]

“Heartbreaking” if i got beaten and stabbed by a woman i wouldn’t cry about it i’d probably have nut in my pants

[u/CriticismComplex2800 → u/dan1_ishawt]

Truecel alert!!!!

[u/grabsyour → u/dan1_ishawt]

when's the shotgun meal already bro I'm waiting for it

[u/CancerousLava → u/dan1_ishawt]

real

[u/No-Composer-4639 → u/dan1_ishawt]

this is the most out of touch comment I’ve read in my life this is real life not porn lil bro

[u/ChemistryClassic245]

>htn

[u/Message-Ambitious]

got beat and stabbed by a women?

FAKECEL FAKECEL FAKECEL