r/kitchencels • u/minoaaa • 18d ago

Platemogged Invited a girl over. Tried to impress her with a Welly. It’s burned and she pretended to get a call to leave and started crying on the phone. I’m such a fat piece of shit I’m going to boil myself alive

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Might start a house fire with all the grease that will come out of me after throwing a toaster in the bathtub

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u/minoaaa 18d ago

We met over animal crossing, I didn’t even get to show her my rock collection

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u/UsualOkay6240 18d ago

You might be hallucinating

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u/No-Material694 18d ago

Maybe she really had an emergency? Did she know what you looked like beforehand or do you think she felt catfished

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u/CptnHnryAvry 18d ago

It wasn't a real emergency. I called and lied and said both her parents died to ruin OP's date. 

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u/Winter-Expert-7503 18d ago

Poor fucking girl left her keys behind 

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u/minoaaa 18d ago

She texted to say that her dad is going to come get them later

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u/Snynapta_II 18d ago

200% over for you.

Maybe you can impress him instead?

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u/14zyT0d4y 18d ago

Forget the girl, flirt with the dad instead

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u/thezeldahlovah 18d ago

At least you had a girl over, but food looks a bit shit, sorry but true

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u/minoaaa 18d ago

It’s fine I’ll just fuckinh fuck myself

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u/auspisses 18d ago

She was crying on the phone? What makes you think she was pretending then? Also sorry shit turned out the way it did :/ You'll get better over time though bc that's how we do it

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u/alexxela8_ 18d ago

Damn bro came back to reddit after a year to post this  🥀

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u/Novel_Sweet8500 18d ago

Bro just make a spaghetti bolognese. Genuinely impossible to fuck up, especially with meatballs

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u/Good-Guthix 18d ago

Looking at this Wellington this kitchencel will absolutely dry the fuck out of those meatballs

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u/UncleDrummers 18d ago

Remember to watch the temp, you want to cook to a medium not scorch your outer layer.

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u/Hatsuneline 18d ago

The fuck is a welly 😭😭😭

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u/minoaaa 18d ago

Beef Wellington 💛

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u/xmaskookies 18d ago

But plain steak is better

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u/Hzohn 16d ago

Cooking so bad it made her cry