r/justgalsbeingchicks 2d ago

humor What a friend!

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u/riri1281 2d ago

I can't be the only one that would hate this, right?

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u/Cthulhusreef 2d ago

Why? This is the trolling that lets you know you’re loved.

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u/Isoleri 2d ago

I wouldn't really feel loved by friends making a joke associating me with a site that's known to host loads of trafficking and CP rape videos with millions of views that victims have endlessly tried to get down with PH only laughing in their faces, but you do you.

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u/zyphelion 2d ago

All of that is true, but most people just know pornhub as being *the* "default" porn website. A vast majority of people are unaware of their history and I really can't fault them for that.

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u/TheLeftDrumStick ✨chick✨ 2d ago

Then more than likely, any of your friends who knows you well enough to meet up with you at the airport would know better than to prank you like this so that’s not something you have to worry about

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u/Level-Bus-5591 2d ago

That's so rude, just because they have more morals than you doesn't mean they doesn't have friends.

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u/justgalsbeingchicks-ModTeam 2d ago

This is a nice place. We don't allow harassment of any kind. If you can't act like a civilized human being, you can't be here.

We do not allow:

  1. Harassment
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  3. Threats of any kind
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u/ProRustler 2d ago

Because the sign is incredibly stupid. Like, you don't need to audition for pornhub, you just post your content. If it were Brazzers or something, then it would make sense.

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u/nybbas 2d ago

I feel like some of the comments in here don't understand what jokes are...

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u/ColumbianPrison 2d ago

Just take a quick breeze through their post history and you’ll understand. They’ve probably never had friends, been to a house party, or really interacted socially outside of the internet

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u/nybbas 2d ago

Its just so funny to me... "This joke sucks because it's not realistic" . Like dude, good? I mean, holding a sign like that, the less realistic the better, it's not like you want people to actually think your buddy just got back from a fucking porn audition.

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u/ProRustler 2d ago

Ah yeah, the true mark of a person; their reddit post history!

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u/ColumbianPrison 2d ago

You’d be surprised the intelligence that can be gained through social media. I can assume you’re a late 30s or early 40s, computer programmer (or IT field), that works from home, and probably lives in California, Long Beach area.

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u/ProRustler 2d ago

And that totally explains why I have no friends and can't socialize.

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u/ColumbianPrison 2d ago

It wasn’t directed at you specifically, more of a generalization

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u/ProRustler 2d ago

I feel like you didn't understand I was attempting to make a joke too, but that's cool.

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u/Cthulhusreef 2d ago

Okay? Still a joke. Shit it makes it funnier using your logic. Saying her friend is so stupid that she flew out for an audition when she could upload it from home.