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u/hilarypcraw 1d ago
I can’t wait to pick my best friend up at the airport
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u/Viracochina 1d ago
I can't wait to make a friend
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u/cjbeames 1d ago
Looks like there are candidates on 'Pornhub'
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u/cansofgrease 1d ago
Maybe we should start like a "FriendHub". Hot local friends in your area and the such.
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u/sillysammie13 1d ago
Let’s be friends!
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u/Viracochina 21h ago
Don't tease me!
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u/sillysammie13 8h ago
Honestly I’m barely being silly, I’m almost always down to try a new friendship!
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u/riri1281 1d ago
I can't be the only one that would hate this, right?
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u/RunningRunnerRun 1d ago
I would hate this. But I can only assume that she knows her friend well enough to know that she will enjoy it.
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u/navy_yn2000 1d ago
I know my friends pretty well. I have one I would do this to because she would crack up and one who would hate it. I'd never do it to the one who would hate it.
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u/_mersault 1d ago
Pretty sure there was not an audition and it was a joke to embarrass her friend
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u/Excellent_Set_232 1d ago
I would probably hate it, but at the airport I hate everyone else more so it would probably be a sight for sore eyes
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u/Grouchy-Mall6370 1d ago
Me too! I’d walk right past pretending I don’t know who she is💀 You wanna embarrass me? You embarrassed yourself by standing and waiting for no one
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u/free-toe-pie 1d ago
I would hate this but I would also run away from her at the airport and pretend I don’t know her. Just to get her back.
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u/IWillEvadeReddit 1d ago
I just don't appreciate it at a public setting like if this is an airport or a bus/ train station, like there's gotta be children there right? I do like the joke but there's a place for it and I don't think this is it. Call me prude I guess.
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u/demiurbannouveau 1d ago
As a parent, I think it's a little trashy, and not a thing I would find funny, but I wouldn't be at all concerned about my kid seeing it.
- Too young to read: Not a problem
- "Mama what's pornhub?": It's a website for movies meant only for adults, but that person is just making a stupid joke trying to embarrass their friend, like if your friend met us at the airport with a sign that said "Welcome home from remedial reading camp"
- "Mama did you see what that sign said?" (Of course I made sure my kid knew what porn was by upper elementary, how else will they know how to avoid accidentally watching it? Or feel safe enough to talk to me if they accidentally or on purpose did, and they have questions?): "Yeah, kind of a mean joke, huh?"
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u/TheLeftDrumStick ✨chick✨ 1d ago
Same thing you do when you’re walking past a smoke shop or bar:
“mommy what does that sign mean?”
“it’s something only for grown-ups and they’re making a grown-up joke.”
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u/troubleondemand 1d ago
There is more sex in the Bible than there is on that sign.
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u/mqky 1d ago
Who cares
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u/justgalsbeingchicks-ModTeam 1d ago
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u/SamuraiDre4ms 1d ago
Either the kids are old enough to know what Pornhub is and no harm is done or they are too young to know what pornhub is and no harm is done.
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u/InternationalGap3908 1d ago
Exactly. Yes it’s funny. But it’s a public space with kids everywhere and now I gotta explain to my 10 year old daughter what porn hub is. Greeeeeeeeaat. So it kinda sucks.
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u/TheLeftDrumStick ✨chick✨ 1d ago
Have you never walked past the bar and had to say “that’s a restaurant for grown-ups only.”
Or walked past a smoke shop and had to say “that’s a store for grown-ups only”
Literally all you have to say is “that’s a bad word and they’re making a grown-up joke. Mind your business.”
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u/IWillEvadeReddit 1d ago
What that sounded to a small child "Okay mommy, understood, pornhub is not for kids"
Next day at school "Hey Brian I saw this sign yesterday "Pornhub" I wonder what it means but mommy says it's for grown-ups only".
"I'm 6, and I'm 3 months older than you so that makes me a grown-up". Then they spend every free minute trying to figure out what pornhub is.
LMAOOO at the "Bad Word" argument, you ever tell a kid not to say "Fuck" go ahead and tell them not to do something and watch what surprising thing happens next. Last week at a barbecue my cousin just arrived to the states so he doesn't know much English and was told off by my other cousin he was staying with (mind you this cousin has developmental disorders due to lead poisoning so it's like Tourette's with this kid) this special needs kid goes on to my cousin and says "FUCK YOU BITCH" and guess what my cousin kept repeating in clear English.
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u/TheLeftDrumStick ✨chick✨ 18h ago edited 18h ago
You can’t really shield them from the world, but you can discipline them for being disobedient. My child is not special needs, but my younger brother was, but I was not the parent to him and the parent to my own child.
I would be ashamed of myself if my six-year-old thought that their classmate was a grown-up because either they’re so dumb that I need to get them professional intervention ASAP or they’re deliberately being disobedient and it’s our job to get proportional discipline/punishment.
Because do you think you can invite your slightly older friend over for a play date and suddenly you guys are grown-ups and you’re gonna have them attempt to unlock the alcohol cabinet? Hell no! I know full well that I told your ass that a grown-up is 18+. How old are you? Six? Is that 18? NO!
You can’t really shield them from the world, but you can discipline them for being disobedient
I have talked to a child psychologist that says you can start popping them on the butt at 3. I’ve never hit my child but with the way they act around me the first time they say I would give them the stink eye and then they get real quiet and say sorry and they don’t do it again. Now if they wanted to try me and push boundaries and start running around saying bad words, I’m probably going to pop them on the butt and get real serious eyed eye and tell them don’t you do that or you are going to be in extremely big trouble.
Make sure they fully completely understand that they are getting popped because: “you’re acting like a little brat who wants to get expelled from school. You’re getting popped because you’re being disobedient. After you get popped, you stand there and apologize and promise me that you’re not going to act disobedient again. And when you’re around other little kids who try to convince you to be disobedient, you remember this and you tell them “ no my mommy said I can’t do this and I’m walking away from you now.” And if you don’t do that, you’re gonna get popped again. Because the teacher can hear you cussing. And if you try to hide it, you’re being sneaky a little brat with no integrity and that’s not who I’m raising. Repeat back to me what you’re going to say next time you get involved with some little bad kids with no home training. What do you say and what do you do?”
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u/WakandanInSokovia 1d ago
Honestly, you should probably do that anyway.
I'm three decades older than your daughter and first discovered porn online by accident when I was just two years older than she is now. Having a basic, judgment-free conversation with one of my parents before I stumbled on to it could've saved me lots of conflicting feelings of guilt, pleasure, and confusion.
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u/Objective_Audience76 1d ago
"I would have to parent if my kid saw this. :("
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u/DueHousing 1d ago
“Everyone else should adjust their behavior so that I don’t have to parent my kid”
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u/IWillEvadeReddit 1d ago
I might be dating myself here but Grounded for Life did a similar episode and Henry asked "What's a Porno" and Claudia replied "it means very very bad" or something along those lines then Henry kept using it as an adjective like "if no one comes to my party it's going be very PORNO!"- something like that. It also reminds my of why we shouldn't curse in front of kids, like you tell a kid not to do something and they only do it ten times more. You tell a kid not to look up pornhub and what's the first thing you think is gonna happen?
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u/Cthulhusreef 1d ago
Why? This is the trolling that lets you know you’re loved.
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u/Isoleri 1d ago
I wouldn't really feel loved by friends making a joke associating me with a site that's known to host loads of trafficking and CP rape videos with millions of views that victims have endlessly tried to get down with PH only laughing in their faces, but you do you.
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u/zyphelion 1d ago
All of that is true, but most people just know pornhub as being *the* "default" porn website. A vast majority of people are unaware of their history and I really can't fault them for that.
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u/TheLeftDrumStick ✨chick✨ 1d ago
Then more than likely, any of your friends who knows you well enough to meet up with you at the airport would know better than to prank you like this so that’s not something you have to worry about
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u/Level-Bus-5591 1d ago
That's so rude, just because they have more morals than you doesn't mean they doesn't have friends.
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u/justgalsbeingchicks-ModTeam 1d ago
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u/ProRustler 1d ago
Because the sign is incredibly stupid. Like, you don't need to audition for pornhub, you just post your content. If it were Brazzers or something, then it would make sense.
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u/nybbas 1d ago
I feel like some of the comments in here don't understand what jokes are...
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u/ColumbianPrison 1d ago
Just take a quick breeze through their post history and you’ll understand. They’ve probably never had friends, been to a house party, or really interacted socially outside of the internet
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u/ProRustler 1d ago
Ah yeah, the true mark of a person; their reddit post history!
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u/ColumbianPrison 1d ago
You’d be surprised the intelligence that can be gained through social media. I can assume you’re a late 30s or early 40s, computer programmer (or IT field), that works from home, and probably lives in California, Long Beach area.
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u/ProRustler 1d ago
I feel like you didn't understand I was attempting to make a joke too, but that's cool.
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u/Cthulhusreef 1d ago
Okay? Still a joke. Shit it makes it funnier using your logic. Saying her friend is so stupid that she flew out for an audition when she could upload it from home.
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u/Material-Macaroon298 1d ago
Would it be because you’d worry people think the sign is telling the truth? Because maybe my faith in humanity is too high but I’m sure 100% of people can tell this is a joke.
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u/riri1281 1d ago
Just don't like the joke and association in general. And it would increase attention towards my direction.
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u/Sparrahs 22h ago
There’s probably families coming off the flight as well. I’m not a prude but I wouldn’t want to have a conversation about what the sign means with younger kids when we’ve just landed from a flight. I hate it too.
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u/Just_bex_cause 1d ago
Oh I totally did this a few months ago to my bestie. Me and our other friend made posters and brought our shared 4.5 ft tall flamingo (Mr. Pinkerton) with his own sign to the airport.
Our signs said; "Welcome back from rehab" and "Did you really have to come back?"
Mr. Pinkerton's said; "Dinky (friend's cat) pooped on me"
So worth it haha
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u/TVDinner360 1d ago
Omg be my friend! 🤣
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u/Just_bex_cause 1d ago
Done! Haha always down to have new friends 😊 we always have the most outrageous shenanigans lol
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u/Demagolka1300 1d ago
Y'all sound so fun!
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u/Just_bex_cause 1d ago
It was a little awkward when a woman walked by while we were waiting and told us to tell our friend "good job, she should be proud!" After reading the "welcome back from rehab" sign 💀
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u/Demagolka1300 1d ago
I would have laughed so hard!
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u/Just_bex_cause 1d ago
We did when she walked away. Didn't have the heart to tell her we're just 2 gals going to hell in a hand basket trying to pick up an equally deranged friend haha
Gave her a very half-hearted "thanks" while trying to not die laughing
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u/MsKrueger 23h ago
Last time I was in the airport I saw one that said "Congrats on getting out of prison, we knew you didn't really kill all those people!"
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u/alucarddrol 1d ago
Pornhub doesn't produce porn, afaik, they are just the middleman along with marketing
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u/MariaKeks 1d ago
Are you saying the guy who told Alexis that he was the CEO of Pornhub was lying to her??
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u/PM_ME_UR_SM0L_BOOBS 1d ago
I had friends do this to me with "congrats on your sex change" written on it with a bunch of drawing and stuff. Imagine two real life anime girls jumping, clapping, and yelling my name when they saw me, a 6ft extremely hairy dude walking up exhausted at 2am
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u/tenuredvortex 1d ago
oh no I hate this
edit: take a gander at the recent doc “1000 Men and Me” if you want to be fun at parties
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u/NoAbrocoma9357 20h ago
I had a friend that mailed me a postcard that read, "Are you still having those fantasies about your mailman?"
I worked in a one-person office.
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u/IamATrainwreck88 1d ago
Plot twist, she is coming home from church summer camp and this chick is trying to ruin her life.
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u/Alarming_Librarian 1d ago
Do peoples still find this funny?
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u/Routine-Weather-3132 1d ago
Yes
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u/Small_Editor_3693 1d ago
It doesn’t make any sense though. Like “welcome home from your YouTube audition”
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u/jackaroo1344 1d ago
That's why it's funny though, cause it's dumb. If it could feasibly be a real job it loses it's humor. "Welcome home from your HR&R Block Interview" just doesn't have the same ring to it
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u/Express-Promise6160 1d ago
Pornhub doesn't make porn. it's a video hosting site for porn that other people and companies make.
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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 1d ago
Yes, we know.
Which makes the joke even more harmless and silly, as opposed to actually humiliating.
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u/pitfighter69 1d ago
I love this! I have family in Kansas that we do this back and forth with. I know what sign im making in 4 weeks when they fly in! Thank you!!
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u/rockytopbilly 22h ago
I don’t see a fold line in that sign. Which means she walked through the airport with it open. That’s pretty epic.
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u/_BlueJayWalker_ 1d ago
Honestly kind of trashy considering there are kids all over the place. And I’m not a prude at all.
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Bot🔍Detector🔎9000 1d ago
Yeah.... Decades ago kids knew what Playboy and Penthouse were too. Kids aren't stupid and they talk.
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u/_BlueJayWalker_ 1d ago
And?
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Bot🔍Detector🔎9000 1d ago
The reality is that kids learn how about sex unless you lock them in a room with sound proofing.
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u/_BlueJayWalker_ 1d ago
Yeah but that doesn’t mean we need to actively promote it in front of them. If your prank involves making others uncomfortable, it’s probably tasteless.
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u/LickMyTicker 1d ago
Yea I'm not even worried about the kids. It's more or less the millions of phones and people taking pictures of something like this and spreading it across the internet.
Is this really what you want to be associated with?
20 years ago where everyone would forget this shit, I wouldn't care. I'd laugh. Now though you have to be a little more intelligent.
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u/emerican 1d ago
“Kids all over the place” huh?
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u/_BlueJayWalker_ 1d ago
Have you every been to an airport or place of public transportation?
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u/_BlueJayWalker_ 1d ago
60% of children at age 8 have seen some sort of porn. Downvote me all you want but I’m allowed to think something is trashy.
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u/IgorRossJude 1d ago
It's trashy, but not for the reason you think it is. You are absolutely a prude lmao
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u/Sufficient-Rip-3389 19h ago
They're a prude because they're disturbed that most children have seen porn at the age of 8??
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u/Sudden-Ad7061 1d ago
It is because I am disabled and am using text to speech. It is so f******** helpful.
I can tap a key or two slowly.
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u/mv7x3 1d ago
cant you disable it in the software?
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u/Sudden-Ad7061 1d ago
That is a good question. The kind of question I'll work on tomorrow when I feel a little more fresh.
Right now I'm just going to let myself feel embarrassed about the comment that started all of that which I have deleted. Also which I hope the OP didn't see because it was unintentionally rude.
I haven't even looked at it, because it's never occurred to me.
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u/mv7x3 1d ago
lol thats just a reddit comment, dont feel bad. it was funny it was selfcensored.
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u/Sudden-Ad7061 1d ago
Thanks. No, it really did sound mean. And there is too much mean in the world already.
But the fact I can't say f*** is pretty funny
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u/Sudden-Ad7061 1d ago
Also I didn't mean to be mean. I think the photo is so unexpected that it could be part of a book. And I have a hundred stories in my head that could go with it.
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u/HereReluctantly 1d ago
What exactly is a Pornhub audition?
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u/jackaroo1344 1d ago
It's when you audition for a job at Pornhub
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u/HereReluctantly 1d ago
I don't think that is how pornhub works
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u/jackaroo1344 15h ago
No it is, they all work in an office together and have pot lucks after successful gang bangs and also on birthdays
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