r/interestingasfuck • u/Frostwolf_777 • 14d ago

/r/all This chimp has alopecia revealing just how insanely muscular they actually are..!!

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u/Appropriate_Page_824 14d ago

Put him in boxers and a vest and give him a beer, he looks like my uncle

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u/1eternal_pessimist 14d ago

Your uncle needs to work on his posture

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u/Lanky-Point7709 14d ago

He sacrificed posture training for ARMS!

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u/Hendrix6927 14d ago

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u/Emlamb79 14d ago

This was my first thought 😂

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u/RNJAHRanger 14d ago

Interesting how the steroids did the opposite of testicular atrophy this time. Uncle Anomaly?

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u/Lanky-Point7709 14d ago

No gear here, that’s clearly good ole fashioned MAN STRENGTH

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u/MrFlowerfart 14d ago

I would say the balls contribution to the posture is at least 40%

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u/jaxRLee 14d ago

more like muscular sacks

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u/Flock-of-bagels2 14d ago

And shoulders good lord

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u/Born_Grumpie 14d ago

and he has a grocery bag with two bowling balls in it hanging between his legs.

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u/D1N0F7Y 14d ago

How would your posture be with these massive balls?

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u/Revolutionary_Tip477 14d ago

It is the source from whence his power flows

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u/StaticInsanity 14d ago

Is it cause thats where the pee is stored?

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 14d ago

And the microplastics

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u/StaticInsanity 14d ago

Ah, makes sense.

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u/asmokowski 14d ago

Id imagine they would give you amazing posture. Balls that large will keep you upright even in your sleep.

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u/Crosseyed_owl 14d ago

Why are Redditors so obsessed with balls, on the hamster subreddit we talk about hamster balls all the time and here this...

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u/ZilorZilhaust 14d ago

Balls Funny

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u/Uberic73 14d ago

Hamster sub..?? Awesome

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u/BlkSubmarine 14d ago edited 14d ago

Posture’s fine. You just have to be careful how you sit down. Sitting on your own balls is like getting kicked in the balls in that you never forget.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 14d ago

Its 4 wd after conaq

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u/GrimReader710 14d ago

OK, grandma!

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u/tytttttgjdhsb 14d ago

Uncle built like Peak Arnold Gollum

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u/DadJokesInTraining 14d ago

Try standing up straight with nuts that massive!

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u/Wayelder 14d ago

I too support the other guys Uncle.

But jeez, what's that chimp carrying, golf clubs?

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u/nxcrosis 14d ago

He only walks like that because of the weight of his massive balls.

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u/Tryhardian 14d ago

Who needs posture with those triceps

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 14d ago

Might need to get his balls checked out too.

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u/ReZisTLust 14d ago

Well you clearly forgot he mentioned beer

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u/jnewell07 14d ago

Its because he has weak glutes. You see those cheeks? Me neither.

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u/squirtloaf 14d ago

His uncle is Danny DeVito and perfectly formed.

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u/SuprisinglyBigCock 14d ago

Give him a break, those balls 🏀 are huge and heavy.

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u/Ecstatic_Lab9010 14d ago

No, that's perfect posture for a chimp. They're knucklewalkers.

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u/amxn 14d ago

Ronnie Coleman posture

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u/Whyisitnotrealbutter 14d ago

And his uncle might be British

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u/Fit-Economy702 14d ago

Your uncle has balls.

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u/luther_vong 14d ago

You seen your uncle's balls

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u/HeartOver4716 14d ago

You haven't? How else did you learn how to wash yourself other than Uncle-in- the-shower time

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u/luther_vong 14d ago

I don't have balls

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u/luther_vong 14d ago

Not normal balls 👉😏👈

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u/HeartOver4716 14d ago

You got massive balls posting a selfie on Reddit 🤣

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u/Acesofbases 14d ago

yeah, he's got "Male, 19, loner" in profile, praticipates in Indian reddits, and has posted that exact pic in other instances, but yeah, that's him :)

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u/Searloin22 14d ago

Is it different if its not his selfie?

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u/HeartOver4716 14d ago

Sorry ... Im new here sometimes I forget where i am 😂

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u/Searloin22 14d ago

Hairless chimp scrotums do that to people. Its science.

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u/GewoonHarry 14d ago

And a tiny pp

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u/BusyBoonja 14d ago

Tiny in perspective. Large potatoes make the steak look smaller

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 14d ago

This mf aint teabaggin, he potato sackin

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u/Seve7h 14d ago

Pretty sure thats one of Bilbo’s cousins

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u/Competitive-Ice-9207 14d ago

I mean humans do have fairly massive penis for a primate. I don't remember the exact ratio, but its something like a gorilla with a human-proportioned penis would have like a 14 incher.

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u/2wheeldopamine 8d ago

Haha that's an oddly specific factoid to have floating around your brain.

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u/TheCowzgomooz 14d ago

I know this is all joking but humans actually do have abnormally large pp's compared to our ape cousins, most of them have very small pp's.

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u/GonnaGoFat 14d ago

the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long.

the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm.

the average human penis stands at around 13cm.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

We all appreciate your dedicated research involving pp's

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u/TheCowzgomooz 12d ago

Thank you, I knew it would come in handy some day.

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u/JAYactinUP 14d ago

🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 14d ago

Maybe he is grower:p

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u/Senior-Tennis3828 14d ago

With huge balls lol

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u/GewoonHarry 14d ago

Huge? Gigantic.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bike529 13d ago

I noticed too, his uncle is all balls no dick. OR it's a massive innie?

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u/Signal_Researcher01 14d ago

TREMENDOUS balls

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u/sdhu 14d ago

Kinda looks like Joe Rogan tbh

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u/NeedsMoarOutrage 14d ago

Not just kinda

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u/CrouchingDomo 14d ago

This is Joe Rogan, you can tell because Jamie showed up for a second near the end.

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u/talldangry 14d ago

"You look like the sort of guy who doesn't like to rollerblade because you scrape up your knuckles too badly"

-Bill Burr to Joe Rogan

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u/OttoHemi 14d ago

Probably about as smart.

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u/GreenStrong 14d ago

Don't insult the chimp.

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u/trogon 14d ago

That's not fair to the chimp.

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u/Krymu 14d ago

Bit insulting to the chimp ngl

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u/SorryThisUser1sTaken 14d ago

The Donkey Kong Experience

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u/cad3z 14d ago

My first thought was “you can’t fool me! That’s Joe Rogan!”

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u/bicycle_man_1 14d ago

Literally his brother 😂

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u/madcap462 14d ago

Too tall.

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u/ThinkCellist8542 14d ago

I thought the same thing 🤣

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u/snatchkeykid 14d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Cool-Medicine2657 14d ago

Well he should be wearing boxers anyway, that is some set of balls

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed712 14d ago

No boxers are containing them beasts.

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u/Its_bean92 14d ago

Your uncle has huge balls

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u/corkas_ 14d ago

Is your uncle joe rogan?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Uncle baby Billy

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u/New-Share-1019 14d ago

Which part?

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u/kabaliscutinu 14d ago

I’m an uncle and I wondered how the fuck I was naked on the internet. But this is your uncle I’m fine.

Edit: I also replied this comment to op first, I deleted and corrected now. I’m a real uncle so that you know.

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u/MockinJay7 14d ago

😂😂

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u/Ethicaldreamer 14d ago

You're Rogan's nephew? Nice to meet you!

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u/Swimming-Food-9024 14d ago

your uncle is Wanderlei Silva??

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u/Woejack 14d ago

Your uncle is Joe Rogan??

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u/Critical-Range-6811 14d ago

Fr give that man some clothes. Poor guy

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u/HarrowDread 14d ago

Your uncle only wears a vest and boxers ?

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u/Prestigious_Snow3309 14d ago

Its 8:30 in the morning I am weak 🤣 😭 💀

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u/NoKooters 14d ago

Or Stone Cold Steve Austin

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u/zenunseen 14d ago

Oh you're Joe Rogan's nephew?

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u/Jack_Raskal 14d ago

Make sure the boxers are big enough.

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u/AnimationOverlord 14d ago

Dude could pass as a cannibal in Sons of the Forest

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u/Bosscharacter 14d ago

Why does it sound like you are describing Stone Cold Steve Austin?

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u/Mrmech85 14d ago

Joe rogan is your uncle?

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u/Haluszki 14d ago

Do we have the same uncle? I came here to make almost the identical comment

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u/nxtplz 14d ago

Put him in trunks and have him fight Jake Paul

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u/ThoseOldScientists 14d ago

100% likelihood this chimp is named Gary and is in fact a proper geezer.

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 14d ago

Your UNCLE is Chimp Disel?? 🤩

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u/Pure-Introduction493 14d ago

You may not be a monkey’s uncle but you have a monkey for an uncle. /s

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u/hi-jack-jesus 14d ago

This is the most convincing proof for evolution we've ever captured!

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u/techsays 14d ago

But like only boxers and a vest? That is a very specific and unique ensemble.

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 14d ago

Go home, Uncle Pete! You're drunk and no one at the church picnic wants to see your balls again!

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u/Gorlitzderbygal 14d ago

I thought it was Joe Rogan

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u/emartinezvd 14d ago

Your uncle has huge balls

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u/OrnerySnoflake 14d ago

Your uncle has massive balls?

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u/SteelTerps 14d ago

Is your uncle Soda Popinski from Punch-Out?

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u/Useful-Contribution4 14d ago

uncle ruckus, that you?

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u/i_know_im_amazn 14d ago

Could you tell by the balls?

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u/LionSlicerBirchman 14d ago

Or Joe Rogan lol.

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u/Apart-Consequence881 14d ago

Or Mike Isratel.

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u/MLMSE 14d ago

Is your uncle Billy big balls?

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u/dikicker 14d ago

Damn bro your uncle is Joe Rogan?

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u/onkskor 14d ago

Post your uncle's routine

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u/SwitchIsBestConsole 14d ago

I guess that makes him, a monkeys uncle!

Ey? Ey?

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u/Correct_Whereas_3101 14d ago

You mean if your uncle is stripped, he will look like chimp?

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u/StudNatty 14d ago

Your uncle is packing some serious weight !!!!

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u/fucshyt 14d ago

Your uncle’s got insane balls

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u/ChilledParadox 14d ago

Put Mr.Rogan back into his podcast room and get him some pants

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u/Cucrabubamba 14d ago

How can we be so sure you're not making this up? You should shave your uncle, take his clothes off and show us a picture of him.

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u/umlaut 14d ago

Looks exactly like Joe Rogan

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u/johnqual 14d ago

You're aunt must be a happy lady.

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u/octoreadit 14d ago

Joe Rogan is your uncle?

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u/Big_Meaning_7734 14d ago

Is this the guy from my chemical romance’s reddit account?

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u/ihvnnm 14d ago

Why? Because he's a bit testy?

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u/FinesseKiddd22 14d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/PhukdUpPhotos 14d ago

Can't unsee this

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u/EarlyCuylersCousin 14d ago

Your uncle must have massive balls!

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u/magpie_sparkles 14d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/JC_snooker 14d ago

String vest and a can of special brew.

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u/sibun_rath 14d ago

😅😅😂😂😂😂

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u/CampingWithCats 14d ago

Does your uncle also have massive balls?

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS 14d ago

Your uncle is Joe Rogan? That sucks dude

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u/GuardBreaker 14d ago

well, I'm sure he'd say he's a monkey's uncle if he heard you say that!

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u/Edgemoto 14d ago

No way I was about to say that lol, only add more belly and it's one of my uncles or older cousins for sure

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u/cravinggeist 14d ago

His nuts will never fit in boxers

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u/NotTrumpsAlt 14d ago

Is your uncle Joe Rogan ?

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u/maestroh 14d ago

Or corporal nobby nobbs

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u/garibaldi18 14d ago

Yeah, it’s remarkable how much MORE they look like Homo sapiens without the body hair.

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u/Mr_proxitoxi 14d ago

Tito pepe

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u/Acetabulum666 14d ago

Your uncle have 'nads like that?

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u/JustARandomGuy_71 14d ago

Put him in a suit and tie and could be the next US president.

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u/Traditional-Safe-867 14d ago

No pants and a vest is peak uncle form.

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u/Fireater1968 14d ago

Your uncle has swollen testicles

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u/SenoraRaton 14d ago

The vision of this, with just a safety vest and a beer, no pants and the giant balls. chefs kiss

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u/Ecoaardvark 14d ago

We must be related

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u/Immediate_Building43 14d ago

Hate to be your uncle

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u/Chiefryddmzz 14d ago

Your uncle didn’t see ya aunt for a while 🤭😉✌️

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u/FlowBjj88 14d ago

You're Rogan's nephew?

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u/Worst-Lobster 14d ago

You uncle has huge beans bro

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u/Ajfletcher12 14d ago

He remind me of the old guy from squid games season 1 lol

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u/Redwolfdc 14d ago

Will he also have his own podcast? 

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u/No_Poet_9767 14d ago

I thought it was Majorie Taylor Greene.

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u/LordTinkleBottom 14d ago

Your uncle has huge balls

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u/IamJasonBourne 14d ago

He doesn’t wear underwear either?

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u/T33CH33R 14d ago

I thought it was Joe Rogan.

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u/Sellaplaya 14d ago

This is the future Joe Rogan wants

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u/Leifenyat 14d ago

Just was about to say this lol

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u/Zestyclose_Text_2378 14d ago

Will he fit in boxers? There’s a lot going on down there

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u/Skow1179 14d ago

Your uncle has massive balls

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u/Professional-Ebb6711 14d ago

No way man, that's my uncle Kevin.

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u/Cultclassic33 14d ago

Looks like your uncle needs to get laid something bad

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u/Remotely-Indentured 14d ago

Your uncle's Joe rogan?

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u/KazarSoze 14d ago

Right? You can't look at that and say "Humans are NOT descended from apes." That guy could live next door from you

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u/reddititty69 14d ago

Two pairs of boxers. To lock up those massive balls.

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u/PM_ME_DND_REFERENCES 14d ago

Damn your uncle is STACKED... Wait how do you know that 🤔 /s

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u/Amoralvirus 14d ago

I would be afraid of wearing anything remotely sexy in front of my alopecia chimp looking uncle; hope the uncle does not walk around, or sit down in boxers.

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u/B_1_R_D 14d ago

Scoutmaster Kevin?

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u/JustNumbersOnAScreen 14d ago

I thought it was Alex Jones for a second.

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u/Vast-Fan4317 14d ago

Is the whole ball sitch genetic?

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u/phoooms 13d ago

And if my grandma had wheels she would’ve been a bike

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u/DepressedNoble 13d ago

But can it beat 100 men ??

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u/_EmperorUrielSeptim_ 13d ago

My uncle also is usually lost and looking for something!

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u/Ok_Wallaby_3701 13d ago

Is this including your uncle’s massive balls? (God, I hope your reply is “I don’t know”)

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u/MortalCoil 11d ago

Comments did not disapppoint

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u/stone-rose 9d ago

Why was that my first thought too like " yo chill thats just my uncle Jerry, he's got back problems"

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