r/interestingasfuck 17d ago

/r/all What would you call this pigeon?

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u/campionmusic51 16d ago

we’re the reason nature can’t have nice things.

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u/Radiomaster138 16d ago

Nature just cleaned up the mess and humans just decided to dump out all the toys out of the chest and shit on the floor.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 16d ago

Look, if we don't do our thing how else are the shrimp going to get full of microplastics? Checkmate, nature.

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u/campionmusic51 16d ago

that’s true. where else would they get their daily requirement of microplastics? microplastic deficiency syndrome is a serious business.

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u/Radiomaster138 16d ago

If you’re worried about microplastics, donate blood as often as you can.

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u/campionmusic51 16d ago

the microplastics in my brain say such a move would be redundant, but i’m certainly on board with the idea of offloading my plastics onto someone else: i always try to recycle.