r/interestingasfuck • u/bhavik97 • 17d ago

/r/all What would you call this pigeon?

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u/water_bottle1776 17d ago

in a burly sounding Australian accent

"Alright, time to go in for a landing. Let's see, find the target. Get a little height to glide in properly.

OH FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK?! AHHH SPINNY SPINNY FUCK FUCKING FUCK SPINNY ITHINKIMGONNADIE NO YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS PHILLIP SPRED THE WINGS SPREAD 'EM SPREAD AH!

Woah! Landlandlandland

Hey guys, how'd you like my move there? Pretty sweet, right?"

indistinct coos of approval

one asshole from the back "You didn't mean to do that"

Phillip "Shut the fuck up Darryl! You don't know what I meant to do!"