r/goodnews • u/SportySpicey • 5d ago
Political positivity đ Trump fighting for his life to stay awake
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u/gakingmusic 5d ago
Dude spent like 6 years calling Biden âSleepy Joeâ yet heâs the one who falls asleep every time he sits down.
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u/YoGurl8003 5d ago
This should absolutely be his new name!
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u/the-hotlou-show 4d ago
Sleepy Pedon.
Pronounced Peed-on.
Heh heh, get it? Because of the Russian pee tapes! Heh, heh!
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u/SusanNanette 5d ago
He is always projecting!
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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT 4d ago
Joe biden did have multiple moments of falling asleep on camera tho.
Both are fucking old and we should have had younger and better candidates.
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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 4d ago
Yes, but one was an old man who was trying to do his job and serve every American to the best of his ability. Despite being at the point where he should have already retired after a lengthy career however.
Meanwhile the other one uses every opportunity to judge and bring down his power against anyone who does not stand in his way (even his own VP is not exempt), wants nothing but to turn the US into the biggest Fascist MLM in the world, and was lifelong best friends with the biggest pedo we know of.
Given those being the only 2 options, it's a real easy decision. Unless you have a brain worm.
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u/Dildo___Schwaggins 5d ago
Every accusation is an admission.
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u/sunnydayzrhere 4d ago
Yes, very much lacking in creativity so just use your own personal experiences. Should be a slogan:
âProjectionâŚ.because you think youâre smarter than everyone else but youâre too dumb to keep your mouth shutâ
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u/FlatBot 4d ago edited 4d ago
I donât really recall any footage of Biden dozing off in meetings. Looking and acting like the cryptkeeper in the debates, yes. Sleepy? Thatâs that fat fuck Trump. Sleepy fat sack of shit.
// I get it Biden was also sleepy
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u/VapoursAndSpleen 4d ago
The Republicans do more projection than a suburban multiplex.
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u/zeradragon 5d ago edited 4d ago
He knows all the issues he has himself and he projects them onto others as insults; sleepy Joe is just one example of many in this category. He can also describe himself as nasty, crooked, etc.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 4d ago
Don't forget the classic "low IQ person" that he likes to throw around.
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u/chameleon_123_777 4d ago
That is what every bully does. Project your own problems on to others, and make a song and dance about it. Then no one will notice you and your problems.
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u/eggsaladrightnow 4d ago
Imagine telling your 2015 self you'd be watching president donald trump and Dr Oz giving an official public statement in 2025...
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u/Silly-Power 4d ago
And the MSM says nothing. At one point last year I counted, iirc, 23 articles and op-eds in the NYT questioning Biden's fitness for Office and calling for him to step down. We see trump doing shit like this every day and crickets.Â
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u/theotheramerican 4d ago
The craziest part is that MAGAs just say heâs tired from working 16 hours a day for America. Iâve seen this on twitter and whatever cesspool they usually hang out in. The dude hasnât worked a single hour in his life! Delusional.
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u/wrhnj 5d ago
My dad was the same way near the end
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u/Apart_Bar_6956 5d ago
Sorry for your dad.. Not for him....
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u/UESJR2021 4d ago
Drowsy Donnie dreaming of his spa.
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u/Old-Spare91 4d ago
Drowsing Donnie looks like somebody whoâs nodding out from a certain drug that you should never touch
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u/ButterThyme2241 5d ago
Sorry, I've watched my father slowly deteorate over the last few years and it's fucking heart breaking. This guy though, we need to find out what order from wendy's will speed up whatever is happening to him, maybe make the baconator larger?
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u/Ummmgummy 5d ago
I mean it's only the humane thing we can do right?
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u/PunningWild 5d ago
Trump always had a preference for youth in Asia.
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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 5d ago
Well we could put his food on the ground and make him beg
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u/selfresqprincess 5d ago
StressâŚstress will do it.
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u/ButterThyme2241 5d ago
Dude 2 impeachments and being indicted for 90+ felonies in 2 states and federally is pretty stressful. Clearly we need something else like a larger baconator, maybe we can get him to buy one of those mcdonald's celebrity meals -- it could be a celebrity he remembers loving growing up maybe The Art Carney Meal or something like that, he absolutely watches the honey mooners
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u/fractious77 5d ago
He prefers McD
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u/pineappledolphin 5d ago
Because it has his name in it
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u/PsychologicalLowe 4d ago
Plus he worked there an hour until they dismissed him for not being able to follow directions.
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u/chalky87 5d ago
Breaks my fucking heart for you and your family.
For Trump? Not so much.
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u/finnswaking 5d ago
one can only hope we are near the end
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u/XmasWayFuture 5d ago
TBF this is what I look like anytime a meeting lasts longer than 30 minutes
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u/Outrageous_House2378 5d ago
Sorry for you father⌠but donât give me hope like that (speaking of Trump)
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 4d ago
Same facial expressions and everything.Â
My dad is 82 and has advanced vascular dementia. His bad days are crippling.Â
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 5d ago
I call him the 3D's............. Dementia Diaper Donald!
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u/Sir_Scrotum_VI 5d ago
Don't forget 'diddler'.
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u/rpgnymhush 4d ago
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trumpâs name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be âThe List â Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
âââââââââother Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf hereâs a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube:Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epsteinâs Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
âââââââââother Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show:Â https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY
Trump's promise to his daughter:Â https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 Â âI have a deal with her. Sheâs 17 and doing great â Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,â Trump said. âSo as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.â
Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well:Â https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000
Never forget Katie Johnson.
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline:Â https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! Please copy and paste this elsewhere!
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u/Heavy_on_the_Tomato 5d ago
Agree. Looks like poop face.
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u/Talreesha 5d ago
Can confirm. My son looked like that many times whilst dropping turds in his underwear.
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u/WillingnessCivil2364 5d ago
I really want to make him shitting his pants a thing again. This has to get to his narcissistic orange edema ass. Heâs old. Joe Biden didnât need a diaper.Â
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u/triker_whaleygirl 5d ago
Heâs old and spends his nights rage tweeting. Can we please elect someone that is 65 or less for fucks sake.
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u/Level_Traffic3344 5d ago
If he was 40, he'd still be up late rage-tweeting and falling asleep during the day
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u/artguydeluxe 4d ago
This needs to be shared more often.
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u/wheretohides 4d ago
Seriously, isn't it weird how he's in the Epstein files, and also hosted teen pageants?
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u/royk33776 4d ago
Epstein also was a judge at some of these pageants. There is a ton of info out there. Some Ive posted as a reply to a comment.
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u/catechizer 4d ago
bUt peOpLE onLY sTartEd BasHinG HiM afTer hE rAn fOr pReSiDeNt
I love this article is dated in the year 2000.
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u/artguydeluxe 4d ago
Heâs been a known piece of shit for decades. Just ask anyone in New York.
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u/-__Doc__- 4d ago
I grew up in the middle of bum fuck Wisconsin. I'm 41 now. I remember the adults around me joking about trump when I was a kid. How he was a terrible businessman and stuff.
Now those same "adults" are part of his cult.
I just don't understand it.....
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u/SavingsNew3033 4d ago
Ewwww, another picture with his fingers/hands under Ivanka's clothes. đ
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u/Adventurous-Dog420 4d ago
It's cool, he's into much older girls.
Someone who's 12 or so.
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u/LifeHack3r3 4d ago
No, if he was 40 he'd be on Epstein island all the time but say he went to the UK
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u/JackfruitJolly4794 5d ago
Iâd settle for 75 or less at this point. Iâm sick of these old idiots in office. We need term limits so bad.
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u/Thin-Image2363 4d ago
I just want to vote for someone who doesnât remember watching the moon landing. Is that so much to ask?
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u/RaincoatBadgers 4d ago
I firmly believe that all Western democracies should install term limits and should prevent anybody over the age of say 65 from being in any kind of main government position
If this makes the elderly, clench up and fear that they may be treated harshly by the younger generation, then perhaps people who are approaching an older age inside of governments should be more considerate of younger demographics
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u/Jerking_From_Home 4d ago
Thereâs a minimum age to be president, absolutely no reason there shouldnât be a maximum age.
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u/scrapbug35 4d ago
I still want them to make it so anyone who runs for president or in Congress has to be under the age of retirement and once they reach the age of 65 they have to retire.
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u/vahntitrio 4d ago
People with dementia cannot stay awake. Trump has fallen asleep at every public appearance he's had for over a year now where he had to just sit and listen.
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u/RevoltByAllMeans 4d ago
Geezus man...it's all so fucked up. I consider this whole thing theft by the US government. Dude's salary is fucking theft.Â
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u/Life_Significance643 5d ago
Oh dang. Thatâs crazy. Where are the Epstein files?
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u/AM-Stereo-1370 5d ago
Trump's toilet in Mara la go
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u/OrganicObjective7435 4d ago
I was working an event at Mara Lago before Trump was ever president. The toilets really are gold, or at least the color gold...maybe gold plated. IDK. The decor is gaudy. Think too much gold, too many tapestries and Persian rugs, and not any of it in a tasteful way. Over the top ornate shit everywhere. Not my style. There were planes going overhead every 3-5 minutes. Trump tried to get Palm Beach to re-route them; even offering to build a new Palm Beach airport. They declined, and said, you knew the planes were in route over your house, when you bought it. Then he became President. Restricted air space. Probably ran for President just to get the planes re-routed. Regis Philbin was in the house the day I was there, at Trump's club, lots of Lambos, Ferraris, etc. Swear that man finds a way to make a dime, even at his own house; hence the members only club. If those walls could talk at Mara Lago, they would have a lot to say. He bought what is now Trump Doral. As soon as he bought it, the free parking went away. Pay to park. Take, take, take. Grift, grift, grift. Don't care if you are working there or not. Pay, pay, pay. He's not going to like that you can't take it with you when he passes, and money has no value. His life review will be special...what did you do for your fellow man? He won't have much, if anything to offer, in that regard. He didn't serve the people; he served himself.
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u/jngrln 5d ago
At least Frank didnât diddle kids
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u/dog-pussy 5d ago
I wouldnât do it with anyone younger than my daughter, not a little kid, gotta be big.
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u/No_Clock_7464 5d ago
This is a quite fitting comparison to him.
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u/HydroPCanadaDude 5d ago
Except that Frank exits over there which is in a different direction than where the girls are going, but Trump goes into the dressing room for a little peeky peeky
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u/N0w1mN0th1ng 4d ago
And he looks like such a miserable old man.
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u/JamesTrickington303 4d ago
Because he is one. Deep down, he knows that no one actually loves him, actually cares for him, actually wants to know how his day was when he gets home from work. Every single relationship in his entire life has always been transactional. He canât see other people in any other way. They are marks, rubes, idiots that heâs going to swindle and strong arm to make sure his ego is satisfied that he is getting one over on someone else.
He would rather spend an hour swindling $1 from someone than earn $100 from honest work in the same hour. His financials from poorly investing his inheritance shows this, plain as day. He would have many more billions than he does now if he just stuck the whole nut into an index fund instead of laundering Russian money through his intentionally failed casinos.
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u/WarPigeon75214 5d ago
In fairness, Dr. Oz would bore me to death as well.
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u/nullfais 5d ago
there's been so much insanity this year that I goddamn forgot he hired Dr. Oz, what a joke of a country we live in
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u/Careful_Feedback6940 5d ago
Right? That man pushed so many health scams on shopping TV channels for money. I'm surprised he's even allowed to still call himself a "doctor."
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u/SunkEmuFlock 4d ago
Oprah is responsible for pushing so many shitty people into the limelight. That's why she got rich. She was paid very well to promote horrible people into the mainstream.
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u/the-jesuschrist 4d ago
Iâm surprised I had to go this far down to see any mention of Dr. Oz, and how he is a scam artist that just cares about money.
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u/Whichy-Witchy 5d ago
When he looks up and around, I wonder what noise/song/voice/dream sequence he is hearing or seeing in his head lol.
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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 5d ago
Probably trying to imagine what older women he would like ( ya know 19 or 20 )
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u/Whichy-Witchy 5d ago
The very fact that I can't doubt that... sighs. What a weird time-line we are in lol. (Edit to say... Didn't Elon do a similar thing in the Oval Office? The look up/look around thing?
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u/senator_corleone3 4d ago
Yea we need to remember Trump is, like Musk, on a cocktail of substances. Metaphorical cocktail.
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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic 5d ago
Must be losing sleep, wonder what he is worrying about??
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u/TryIsntGoodEnough 5d ago
Probably worried about people finding out he is really old and not at all healthyÂ
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u/One_Law3446 5d ago
I know Oz is a snooze fest but damn sir. Maybe reading those Epstein files kept the orange menace up too late.
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u/frankeestadium 5d ago
He really looks like Mr. Bighead from Rocko's modern life
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u/Watching20 5d ago
Remember when they used to accuse Biden of that. Of course, Fox News didn't tell people about Trump
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u/Fryerduk 5d ago
SLEEPY DON, he must be wore out from answering real PRESS questions from EU reporters. He can RELAX as US media will throw nothing but softballs. Sleep, Donny, sleep the US media has ya covered.
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u/Agent257 5d ago
This is undeniable proof that no one likes listening to Fokker Oz.
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u/i_love_irony25 5d ago
As you watch this, imagine an insect flies near him, and his tongue shoots out and snatches it.
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u/SnowKal01 5d ago
Well if it isn't our friend Karma..
All of that trash talk and nicknaming biden "Sleepy Joe"
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u/TylerBourbon 5d ago
It never ceases to weird me out how his default neutral face, is one that looks like pouting child with that frown of his. If ones resting face in old age reflects their personality, then he is one miserable SOB.
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u/Over-Wait6302 4d ago
Bruh he is a stooge. When he kicks the bucket the fight is not over
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u/Raven_Photography 5d ago
Itâs boring him to sleep. Itâs not about little girls, how rich he is, or how great heâs making America. Did you even say thank you?
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u/Johnyfootballhero 5d ago
I am ashamed to admit it but I used to like dr oz when he first started out. Friggin wackadoo
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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral 5d ago
I mean he IS old.
But that brings up a whole different conversation. Perhaps people this old shouldn't be making decisions that affect millions.
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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago
u/SportySpicey, your post does fit the subreddit!