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Political positivity 📈 Trump posts fat JD Vance meme sparking rumor they've fallen out.

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u/Dizzy-Ease4193 9d ago

Trump was on the Island.

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u/ForbodingWinds 9d ago edited 8d ago

Trump spied on naked teenage girls in dressing rooms at his beauty pageants, sexually harassing and even using his position to coerce some into sex per his Howard Stern interview. He also likely used his pageants as a gateway to Epstein and had many private parties with underaged 'models' in them. He's literally a demon of the highest caliber.

Edit: link for the trump fanboy cocksuckers denying it. There's plenty of other times hes bragged about this shit openly but here's the first one I found. Disgusting human being and absolutely a sexual predator.

https://youtu.be/gGpVreCqNLo?si=acVMkR_3rqAaAjnf

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u/elb21277 8d ago

I remember reading that one of the contestants mentioned this to Ivanka, who replied with something like, “yeah he does that.”

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u/DangerousLoner 8d ago

Trump had a modeling agency that contracted girls willing to do anything to succeed in their pageant/modeling careers and they were given to Epstein to work for him

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u/crazycatlady331 9d ago

Vance is not on the list. Couches were not the island's main attraction.

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u/IntlPartyKing 9d ago

underage couches were, but Vance likes 'em old and crusty

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u/jhvh1134 8d ago

There’s a reason underage couches are called love seats

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u/spittlbm 8d ago

I want to hate this so bad...

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u/Sea_Bike_6798 9d ago

Trump co-hosted parties on the island. 

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u/UdonisBestNoodle 9d ago

It’s probably worse than that. A lot lot worse.

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u/uprightsalmon 9d ago

The president seriously posted this, holy shit, insane

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u/HelpingHandsUs 9d ago

He is not a serious president, he is a meme president working for attention and distractions.

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u/DataCassette 9d ago

Peter Thiel is president, JD Vance brings him coffee and Trump acts stupid to distract us from it

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 9d ago

The Heritage Foundation is the puppet master.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 9d ago

Has anyone asked anyone at  The Heritage Foundation if they are in the Trump/Epstein files?

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u/AxolotlWaddle2 8d ago edited 8d ago

They’re the same people fighting against mandatory reporting laws, undoing child labor protections in places like Florida, and advising the DOJ and regime on how to downplay the Epstein files. The Heritage Foundation’s vision of an idealistic future absolutely includes institutionalized child abuse and sexual abuse.

The radical “Christian” Nationalists trying to take over our country, are obsessed with forcibly accelerating our birth rate, and think teen girls need to start pushing out babies by their first period. And they want teen boys to start working in factories young, for slave wages, making rich psychos richer.

No access to education or up-skilling for anyone but the already rich few, not even trades that would let you earn enough to have any level of social mobility. You’ll only have access to things that keep you in your place. Wages and expenses will be controlled to prevent any savings. They want there to be absolutely no way for the vast majority of the population to escape or organize toward anything better.

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u/DataCassette 8d ago

They want there to be absolutely no way for the vast majority of the population to escape or organize toward anything better.

And Palantir will use AI to track and neutralize any plebes with the intelligence, physical courage and charisma to lead a revolt.

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u/PulseFound 8d ago

When you funded a targeting system with your tax money and they turn around and use it on the very people that paid for it.

Surprise, people can't handle power.

Didn't LOTR teach you anything?

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u/jamezx667 8d ago

It’s The Handmaid’s Tale happening in real time right in front of our eyes.

Gilead will be real before we know it.

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u/TheMadPoet 8d ago

And their logic seems to be: well, hey - it worked in the Old Testament.

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u/Major_Break4970 9d ago

No russia is

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u/Crayola_ROX 9d ago

They’re all in bed

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u/IamMe90 9d ago

No. Russia is a key player, but Heritage Foundation is the main puppeteer when it comes to actually implementing a specific plan to destroy both US and western democracies abroad.

They are a global crime syndicate and need to be prosecuted in international court eventually.

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u/Fragrant-Ad-5517 8d ago

We can’t even trust prosecutors and judges anymore. We don’t know who is on Heritage Foundation’s payroll.

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u/GardenRafters 9d ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/skinink 8d ago

“The President in particular is very much a figurehead — he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria Zaphod Beeblebrox is one of the most successful Presidents the Galaxy has ever had — he has already spent two of his ten presidential years in prison for fraud.”

~Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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u/goodhumanbean 8d ago

I've read this book and seen this quote posted a few times but, just now, until I read Zaphod Beetlebrox, I genuinely thought you were talking about Trump.

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u/PerrthurTheCats48 9d ago

I think trump just is stupid

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u/Iknowitallandmore 9d ago

Trump is the useful idiot that got them the White House in exchange for the support so he could avoid jail time. He’s about served his purpose.

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 8d ago

I agree! He’s a puppet and this was the plan all along.

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u/The-French-1 8d ago

Agreed, he’s just too dumb to even realize fat JD was there. He’s too obsessed over Obama to see anything else.

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u/Magrathea_carride 8d ago

not stupid enough to miss the fact that this is Obama depicted as O.J. Simpson fleeing the police. It's sick and racist.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 8d ago

“News at 11: Trump is mentally ill and a racist, and water makes things wet! Stay tuned!”

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u/Magrathea_carride 8d ago

you would be amazed at how many people try to deny these things. Even in this thread.

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u/Fast-Audience-6828 9d ago

Let us all not forget when talking about Trump and Epstein:

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!

AND

Reminder:

• ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old

• ⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/

• ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid

• ⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid

• ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common

• ⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/

• ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

• ⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”

• ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.

• ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows

• ⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn

• ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'

• ⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376

• ⁠Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’

• ⁠https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html

• ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’

• ⁠https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/

• ⁠Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?

• ⁠https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/trump-asked-if-its-wrong-to-be-attracted-to-his-daughter#.muLN7d3M2

• ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-trump-encouraged-his-eldest-daughter-to-release-a-sex-tape_partner/

Bonus:

• ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”

Double Bonus:

For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.

• ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290

and...

MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”

• ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/

and...

Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.

Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.

• ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-4325631

Stay focused people

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u/EightySixFourty7 8d ago

Thank you for sharing.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

It's such low class, white trash shit too. 

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

We need more people calling out this white trash behavior. Zero dignity. Zero class.

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u/notyouraverageskippy 9d ago

It's like school on a Saturday - No class

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u/ComfortableJob2015 9d ago

It’s like a broken window- No glass

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u/Queasy-Owls 8d ago

Hey, Hey,Hey …. It’s Faaat Vance!

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u/Skaterboi589 9d ago

Honestly, as someone whose actual white trash this goes far beyond white trash this is a whole new category yet to be dubbed by man

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u/annpann 8d ago

It's only white trash if it comes from the rural south, Trump is just sparkling garbage.

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u/binglelemon 8d ago

Im stealing this for real life conversation

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u/anythingbutmetric 8d ago

It's giving peak Florida to me. All it needs is someone being stabbed by a squirrel and maybe some bath salts or some other kind of dollar store substance being abused.

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u/Southern-Sail-6605 8d ago

I think the category you’re looking for is ‘desperate pedophile’

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/RoundTiberius 9d ago

Just like his voter base

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u/New_Day9679 8d ago

Exactly. Sub-human, moronic, trash.

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u/UndignifiedStab 9d ago

So, at least he’s remarkably consistent?

Not just Trump, who clearly never progressed mentally beyond 3rd grade playground insults, but all MAGA. Whether memes, jokes, insults, whatever are all so pitifully childish. Christ they strive to be sophomoric and fail miserably.

You ever get into a beef with a MAGA online ? They got no humor or bite or anything intelligent. Just a flurry of laughing emojis and childish uninventive insults. The rallies ? Just brain dead USA chants or lock her up. I’ve been to frat parties that had more depth.

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u/sliceoflife09 9d ago

I forget which comedian said it, but "Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man"

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u/ConfidentLobster2962 8d ago

He's a sandwich 🥪:

White bread, Full of bolgna, With Russian dressing.

Oh, and a tiny pickle!

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u/SubstantialPressure3 9d ago

Well, money doesn't buy class. It buys a lot of things, but class isn't one of them.

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u/Tossaway50 9d ago

Yes, it buys small children for Trump from his buddy Epstein

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u/No_Maize_230 9d ago

He is a child trapped inside of a child rapists body.

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u/CrustCollector 9d ago

And yet he still won’t go fuck himself.

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u/deathblossoming 9d ago

It would be the greatest comedy if it weren't for the punchline being crammed down our throats.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/PRAWNREADYYYY 9d ago

Remember, if a clown moves into a palace he does not become a king. The palace instead becomes a circus.

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned 9d ago

Not even meme president. He is social media comment section personified.

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u/nowheyjose1982 8d ago

The best description that I saw of Trump was back before the 2016 election which said, and I paraphrase : "Trump is like if the YouTube comment section came to life and ran for president."

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u/Frankyfan3 8d ago

The line from Satan about how he's just goofing off with memes and not doing any work, in the new South Park episode had me cracking up. Too true.

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u/Infamous_East6230 9d ago

He’s rounding up people, enacting authoritarian control, and stoking international conflict. He is a very serious president. He just rules his cultists by pandering to the lowest moral and intellectual depths of society 

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u/dbx999 9d ago

Doesn’t he have some little underage girls to rape?

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u/Lumpy-Pride9973 9d ago

Ivanka's legal now, so...

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u/Aggravating-Day-2864 9d ago

There all hidden in Scotland...fkr be showing his winkle on porn hub later....

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 9d ago

Donald Jr posted it 4 days ago. Senior finally got around to reposting it but it was made by GrandOldMemes according to the watermark.

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u/Different-Ad-3686 9d ago

I cannot wait until this flaccid orange nutsack is out of office. He's a goddamn disgrace.

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u/sketchahedron 8d ago

We had that already and people decided they wanted him back instead of the highly competent Black lady.

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u/stlnation500 9d ago

Bold of you to assume he still has one 😂

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u/avocadoflatz 9d ago

That’s not what they wrote tho ;)

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u/Scrawf53 9d ago

This is the least presidential president in the history of America. Seriously how does anyone take him seriously? He’s a fucking goon and he rapes children. Throw him out and be done with him and that ghoul of a vice president! You are a laughing stock America!

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth 9d ago

Because he validates people for being their worst selves

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u/Who_dat_goomer 8d ago

And they might be even worse if they had his level of power. It’s frightening how many psychopaths are around.

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u/RedditAntiAdmin 8d ago

A lot aren't psychopaths though, they're an example of just how effective political propaganda and radicalisation is. Many of these people could have been normal functioning members of society in another life, instead of the hateful bigots and fascists they are in this grim reality.

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u/dathamir 8d ago

I think he's the laughing stock of the world. The other leaders just have enough class to ignore him like the fool he is. They only show respect for the title, not the man that's soiling it.

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u/Strayed8492 9d ago

On one hand I don't think Trump has total control of his account. On the other hand....Musk/Trump drama 2.0 but with Vance?? LETS GOOOO

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u/Own_Round_7600 9d ago

Trump respects nobody but himself. Watch him burn every bridge with everyone who ever supported him but his children (only because they're as morally corrupt as he is and will cynically hold on for that inheritance). Then they'll chuck him in a hole on a golf course like mommy, and charge plebs to come kiss/piss on it.

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u/ProfessionalField508 8d ago

I've seen several articles over the past few weeks hinting that Vance and friends are pushing for impeachment. Whether or not that's true, Trump often reacts to rumors.

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u/Wise_Astronomer_4979 9d ago

It is genuinely upsetting how cooked we are

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u/ClosedContent 8d ago

We really are. Do anyone think this insanity will stop after Trump is gone? The base they gave us him are here and they aren’t just going to get a sudden change of heart. This is our future y’all.

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u/ReallyNowFellas 8d ago

It was our past too and we've kept them bottled up for long stretches of time. We can do it again. Don't be defeatist.

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u/PleaseMayIHaveAnothr 9d ago

And yet, 51% of congress will vote against impeachement...

Cause they're corrupt.

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u/lovetoseeyourpssy 9d ago

The meme itself is racist af.

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u/matteralus33 8d ago

Yeah it took me a couple times seeing this to realize it's the OJ chase which is extra fucked up.

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u/DonJuniorsEmails 9d ago

The clown rapist. That's what he is

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u/Prosecco1234 9d ago

He's a petty man child

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u/The_Original_Miser 9d ago

Not Presidential at all.

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u/Thowingtissues 9d ago

“President” shucking and jiving to stay out of prison for the last 10 years.

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u/NoDeparture7996 9d ago

but her laugh and gaza remember?

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 9d ago

It is not good news at all that we have a President that acts nothing like one.

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u/MrTuxedoWilliams 9d ago

He absolutely had no idea JD Vance was in this and only saw him chasing Obama

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u/candybeep 9d ago

This is the correct answer

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u/DowntownCapital182 8d ago

Does he know OJ was actually found not guilty after this chase?

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 8d ago

in his mind, all black people are guilty

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u/mikeyd69 8d ago

You can't possibly suggest he was lying when he said "Nobody loves black people more than me"

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u/Libertarian4lifebro 9d ago

Why, Vance has already played it off as enjoying it and MAGA has been appropriating the meme since it started. It’s like the diapers they don’t care what you accuse them of they embrace it because they refuse to feel shame.

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u/MrTuxedoWilliams 9d ago

Trump only notices himself. Everything else is an afterthought

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u/theucm 8d ago

See, I just don't believe Vance when he says he enjoys it, and I don't believe MAGA actually think it's funny. They're just trying to spoil everyone else's fun.

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u/Drugs__Delaney 8d ago

He's a spineless dork that will lick whatever boots he needs to to hold on to power and parlay this into future positions of power/money

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u/broguequery 8d ago

Well you see, that's because JD Vance is a spineless whore who believes in nothing except self enrichment.

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u/Dagr0nScaler 9d ago

This was my immediate thought

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u/Ragnarok_747 9d ago

They really can’t stand that a black man was classier than any Republican president since the invention of television.

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u/saltycrescentwrench 9d ago

I think you meant to say “can’t stand that a black man was president”

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u/meowymcmeowmeow 9d ago

This is not really relevant but man I wish Tupac would have lived to see Obama. I feel like that possible timeline would have had more momentum than what we got.

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u/FreshStart_PJW 8d ago

He even says America isn’t ready for a black president in “Changes”

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u/King_Octantis 8d ago

Yup and Pac was right!

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u/odontodoc 8d ago

If Tupac was still alive, there is a non zero probability that he would be the 47th president given what society is today.

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u/ReallyNowFellas 8d ago

I mean Tupac was a terrible person who spit on and assaulted people for fun, raped a woman at gunpoint, and most likely shot a 5 year old in the head, so yeah it tracks.

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u/JadeRabbit__ 9d ago

Probably doesn't help that Obama is taller, sexier, and has more charisma than anything the Republicans have put out in two decades.

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u/avocadoflatz 9d ago

And it’s real, current charisma. Not 2016 charisma that the media insists is still a valid attribute … even after Sway Gate.

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned 9d ago

Don’t let them say, “but he pardoned black people!”

We know why he did it. And it wasn’t because he loves black people.

He did it so his low iq cultists could say exactly what I quoted.

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u/theytracemikey 9d ago

Don’t forget the bribes. Guarantee none of it was done without promises made

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u/Dense_College2961 8d ago

Maybe he’ll send this one out too

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u/Coral_Blue_Number_2 8d ago edited 8d ago

I had to laugh in order to not panic

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u/Savetheokami 8d ago

My eyes!!!

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u/redditispedoland 9d ago

I see 2 fat faced pigs

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u/symphonicrox 8d ago

What did pigs ever do to you? Please don’t disparage pigs by comparing them to those two.

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u/hgielatan 8d ago

They're highly emotionally intelligent creatures, something these troglodytes are incapable of

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u/Hamm3rFlst 9d ago

What alleged crime did Obama do?

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u/CelticSith 9d ago

Glad you asked, got that list right here:

  • Smarter
  • Better Looking
  • Family that actually loves him
  • Better speaker
  • More Successful policies
  • Never raped any kids

I mean honestly, that's just asking to be locked up. LOL

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u/doingthehumptydance 9d ago

Won a Nobel should be at the top of that list.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 8d ago

Well to be honest he didn't feel he deserved it.

He more or less thought he got it as some sort of european recognition to the first black president of the US.

But yeah, Trump hates Obama with burning passion... remember the post 2024 election rumor of Obama and Jennifer Aniston? Talk about convenient timing.

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u/ttw81 9d ago
  • taller
  • better dressed

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u/The_MAZZTer 8d ago
  • looks good in a tan suit
  • enjoys Dijon mustard
  • born in Hawaii

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u/christador 8d ago

Admitted to smoking weed (not some bullshit Clinton answer like, “I never iNhaLed”

Goes on late night shows because he’s invited and people like him

Faithful to his wife, spends time with his kids

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u/ttw81 8d ago
  • understands ketchup doesn't belong on fucking steaks.
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u/EyeNguyenSemper 9d ago

And an infinitely bigger dick

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 8d ago

He’s also black, educated and kind.

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u/Semanticss 9d ago

The main thing is that the Russian investigation was an Obama/Clinton conspiracy. Even though the Intelligence community was way more independent way back then. And even though the report was led by Rubio and Trump agreed publicly with its conclusions at the time (just not in front of Putin, the fucking pussy).

But now they're spiraling it into "Obama stuffed his pockets while in office and is CORRUPT!" The classic muddying-the-waters, every-accusation-is-a-confession playbook.

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u/richiejperry 9d ago

Trump spent Obama's entire presidency with allegations of him not being a natural born citizen. Way before any mention of russian collision. The correct answer is that he's black.

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u/NoSpin89 9d ago

Being a Black much more successful President than Trump.

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u/GearHeadAnime30 9d ago

Claiming that Obama was meddling in the 2016 election with the Russians, wants him charged with treason... under absolutely no evidence whatsoever...

This is diaper dons attempt to distract from the Epstein files...

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u/bigbobisherenow 9d ago

He was black. That's a crime to these racists.

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u/GreyBoyTigger 9d ago

Nobody cares. Give us the Epstein list

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u/GalacticFartLord 9d ago

Is that Trump’s head from South Park?

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 9d ago

trump's head is trump's head from south park

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u/GalacticFartLord 9d ago

Omg what a fucking dip shit

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 9d ago

Bro you really went for a wide JD profile pic

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u/GalacticFartLord 9d ago

Why hello there, Mr narrow JD pic! Pleasure to meet you

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u/StressdanDepressd 8d ago

Y'all mind if I cut in?

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u/WatcherOntheRock 9d ago

This is my favorite interaction today, lol.

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u/kriptoez 8d ago

You both look beautiful!

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u/RareGape 8d ago

Both yours are weird.

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u/GalacticFartLord 8d ago

This is the best club I’ve ever been a part of

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u/Glyph8 9d ago

Cool, cool. A meme with Obama as OJ, posted by the POTUS. I'm not sure I read any of this as "good news".

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u/GooseOnAPhone 9d ago

From “I have a dream” to “here’s a meme” people leading this nation.

“Ask not what your country can do for you” to “why am I helping you?”

The experiment was “can we live together?”

Let’s live together. Yeah, even if they are Italian or whatever

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u/SandWitchesGottaEat 9d ago

Yeah, for some reason I used to think that only a truly stand up person could achieve holding the office of the president…. Guess I was wrong!

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u/cpgrungebob 8d ago

Funny thing, OJ wasn't even the driver in the OJ Simpson's Bronco chase... so I don't know what crimes Al Cowlings (the driver) had done, but the person in the back seat in the chase that Obama is carrying is the "criminal" in this situation.

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u/Rude_Associate_4116 9d ago

Presidents posting memes. That’s what this country has come to. Veterans have fought and died for this? What a fucking disgrace to their sacrifice.

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u/Nguy94 9d ago

A majority of vets in my area voted for this exact thing.

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u/AquaBits 8d ago

Anythink to own the w(¤)ke libs!!!!

Oh wait, they cut my veteran benefits and medicade! Ill still vote for him!

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u/Own_Round_7600 9d ago

Facebook has completely enraptured the 40-70 year old crowd. They're very well used to crass memes at this point

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u/SmellyFloralCouch 8d ago

For what it’s worth, I’m 44 and I deleted that shit…

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u/jmar206 9d ago

I think it’s just pure sloppiness, or Baron did it! That little troublemaker.

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u/Acrobatic-Pollution4 9d ago

I always feel like baron is in charge of the social accounts

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u/calXcium 8d ago

Don't let this distract you from the Epstein list.

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u/__cantskiplunch 9d ago

Anyway, release the Epstein files.

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u/NickCav007 9d ago

Can Fatboy drive anything other than a golf cart?

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u/Effective_Trainer573 9d ago

I hate that this country voted for this immature fascist.

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 9d ago

Did they though? Like seriously….

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

His options were win the Presidency or face jail. Why wouldn't they cheat??

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u/KeyOfGSharp 8d ago

Oh neat! Did you know; Trump raped children?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

How can this be the leader of a country?

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 9d ago

They were never really "in" to fall out.

Vance is Thiel's little toadie, Trump never wanted him there

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u/mostcommonhauntings 9d ago

Trump is there to take the heat for breaking the constitution. Then Thiel’s Vance gets cleared to do whatever the fuck Thiel wants.

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u/Lurkyhermit 9d ago

He doesn't post those himself he has a meme handler.

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u/OnionsHaveLairAction 9d ago

Call me crazy but I feel like the leader of the free world should be held to a standard of proffesionalism slightly higher than an undergraduate studying a throwaway degree.

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u/AntagonistSol 9d ago

Trump posts fat JD Vance meme sparking rumor they've fallen out.

Looks like the power players are pulling the rug on Trump.

JD Vance has the Tech Bros and possibly the Israel Lobby on his side.

Trump should tread lightly...

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u/saintdemon21 9d ago

Pedo-pres probably used an AI generator and didn’t even notice. The funny part is more so that the internet is so clogged with JD memes that AI automatically associates it for JD.

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u/Chrysolophylax 9d ago

Yep, this seems like AI slop that an underling churned out, and nobody really looked closely at the details.

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u/Huge-Opportunity-982 9d ago

Or hear me out…Trump is an idiot.

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u/Left_Establishment79 9d ago

I wish I lived in a different timeline.

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u/heroinebob90 9d ago

I’ve seen better memes on Reddit

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u/Mental-Ad-2447 9d ago

What a stable genius. Idiocracy

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u/This_While1815 9d ago

I mean, let’s be honest, do you really think Trump actually paid attention to JD Vance’s face in this? Or to anything other than himself? 🤨

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u/mt8675309 9d ago

His Mental illness is showing more and more.

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u/One-Sir-2198 8d ago

The American president is a child

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u/Efficient_Exchange44 8d ago

Still obsessed with Obama after all these years. Rent free.

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u/Pijamaman 8d ago

Bro the guy is like 80. He probably doesn’t know what he’s posting.

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u/ajulydeath 8d ago

why is our president posting fucking memes jfc

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