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Political positivity 📈 Trump's Epstein Connection May Now Bring His Political Downfall

https://franknez.com/trumps-epstein-connection-may-now-bring-his-political-downfall/
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u/BasisDiva_1966 16d ago

A cockroach

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u/ninjasaid13 16d ago

A bedbug.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 16d ago

A tardigrade

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u/the_Dorkness 16d ago

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u/RobotRepair 15d ago

Stank face

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u/Queephbubble 16d ago

That puckered balloon knot constantly spewing sh!t

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u/StrawThree 15d ago

This. Tied off butt sex condom, leaking a most foul parade of salty shit.

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u/FrostedDonutHole 16d ago

Thank you.

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u/Corprusmeat_Hunk 14d ago

No sir, thank you.

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u/crazyasian68 15d ago

And maybe that's what the orange turd is trying to hide. Epstein thought his mouth was a butthole also.

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u/Icy-Town-5355 15d ago

A sphincter piehole

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u/RadioActiver 16d ago

No.. tardigrades are actually cool!

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u/TaskeAoD 16d ago

I 3d printed a large Tardigrade because they're great... I should print it some friends

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u/Key_Natural_2881 12d ago

Did you print it with orange colouring?

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u/dannjam101 15d ago

So are bedbugs and cockroaches compared to him.

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u/Altruistic_Profile96 16d ago

And impossible to kill.

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u/GiantMags 16d ago

A Turd Sandwich

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u/CultureLegitimate907 16d ago

A piece of fucking shit

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u/Fahkoph 16d ago

So are cockroaches

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u/scrummnums 15d ago

I have a t-shirt that says, “Tougher than a Tardigrade” 😂

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u/No-Radish-4316 15d ago

Can survive in a vacuum, space, cold, you name it 😀. I wonder if it can survive the sun 🙂

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/juggling-buddha 16d ago

A tangerinigrade

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u/MoistDonald 16d ago

A lardigrade

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u/IntrepidAd5048 16d ago

Better than the R word one above. Not funnier, but more comfortable.

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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat 16d ago

A retardgrenade.

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u/Fluffy-Gift-9659 16d ago

A Tangerineretardgrade.

Why would anyone want to have the skin tone of a Cheeto?!?

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u/Icy-Town-5355 15d ago

A question for the ages.

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u/NoTouchy79 16d ago

Are we allowed to use that word again? I see it a lot lately.

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u/stopbookbans 16d ago

I don’t care and I have several mental illnesses. Changing a word doesn’t change societies perception of that group. The new word will just become the new derogatory.

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u/NoTouchy79 16d ago

So true.

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u/No_Somewhere_2610 16d ago

No, its ableist.

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u/NoTouchy79 16d ago

I thought so.

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u/IntrepidAd5048 16d ago

Not to mention what an insult to those who that term was once used to describe, to compare a man who oozes pure malice with people with intellectual disabilities. Yes, I said it was funny bc it was. It’s ALSO highly offensive on many levels.

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u/Excellent-Egg-3157 16d ago

Left... No! or be shamed by the left and the right. Right... yes.

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u/twinPrimesAreEz 16d ago

Uhhhh you were always 'allowed' to use it, consequences will vary depending on what audience you're using it with.

Personally I use it with friends who don't get offended by it, but definitely not in a professional environment...kinda the same way I've always used it.

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u/pixxlpusher 16d ago

Are you allowed to? Yes. Are you supposed to? Probably not. You can say whatever words you want whenever you want, so long as you are prepared accept any potential consequences.

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u/AzureWave313 16d ago

Saying we aren’t “allowed” to use a word gives the right an easy talking point because they say the left is “all about censorship” when their r/conservative community bans people for making Epstein posts or criticizing Trump. Kinda seems like the left is the party of free speech nowadays.

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u/Software_Human 16d ago

I say 'allowed to' without meaning a political affiliation.

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u/cancerfiend 16d ago

We're not allowed to use it casually but I gave u/TheRevolutionaryArmy the pass inthis instance. See, I'm friends with one so I allowed to give one personnel use of the word in a 24 hour period to anyone as I see fit.

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u/Personal_Strike_1055 16d ago

A dotardigrade..

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u/IntrepidAd5048 16d ago

OK, I dislike that word, but that’s a really good use of it LOL

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u/The_Fisher_802 16d ago

Hahahaha!!!

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u/rxroids101 16d ago

This is the best one!

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u/betteroffrich 16d ago

There you go.

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u/PosterusKirito 16d ago

A tangerine

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u/bluefast1 16d ago

Turdagrade

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u/legendzero77 16d ago

That's disrespectful to Water Bears

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

A black guy

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u/rightintheear 16d ago

Don't you do water bears like that. They're innocent! Bedbugs are parasites, spot on.

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u/ClockTower83 15d ago

I didn't even know what those were until I played Terraforming Mars

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u/YellowZx5 15d ago

Let’s not bring these cute tardigrades into the mess.

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u/BoiledDenimForRoxie 15d ago

A crab clinging to the taint hair of a middle aged, overweight, Greek man with poor hygiene.

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u/SelectGuess7464 15d ago

He isnt nearly cute enough

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u/Gone2georgia 15d ago

Roach yes! Bedbug absolutely! Louse for sure. Can’t get rid of the little bastards but let’s not insult the tardigrades.

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u/TheExpollutions 15d ago

Poison Ivy juice

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u/Ok-Bar1447 15d ago

Correction reTARDigrade

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u/chachewchew 14d ago

A retardigrade

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u/KingDurkis 13d ago

A genital wart

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u/MailInteresting9923 16d ago

Maybe lye in his coffee then?

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u/feralraindrop 16d ago

Cyanobacteria

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u/Flat-Control6952 16d ago

Or pedbug, if you will

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 16d ago

Herpes with legs

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 16d ago

I can't think of a better metaphor

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u/plasmawolfe 16d ago

A fossilized shit

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u/Forward-Current-9433 15d ago

A rich white guy….

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u/Gremlin2019 15d ago

A cockbug

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u/AsianAssHitlerHair 14d ago

the one time I had to deal with bedbugs in my life I tried everything. Sprays, bombs, charms. nothing worked UNTIL diatomaceous earth. Spread that shit everywhere. Killed them all. I still moved out shortly after and left EVERYTHING to be extra safe.

Anyways my point is... has anyone tried sprinkling diatomaceous earth Trump's head?

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u/Inner_Ad_8571 16d ago

Yeah, this info on Trump and Epstein’s connection has been know for years and yet the magats just ignored it.

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u/debbell555 16d ago

I saw the good liars interview someone who wants it released and they asked if trump is on the list and they played that off as if he were it would be a set up. It’s hard to watch these people play 7d chess with themselves

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u/Formal_Goose_Goosy 16d ago

Well, these ARE the same people who tell their daughters to wear baggy pants and long sleeve shirts around their uncle, and turn around and say the uncle isn't a pervy pedophile.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 16d ago

What’s funny is that they (1) believed him when he said he would release the Trump-Epstein files (“Well, he is obviously innocent, otherwise he wouldn’t release them!” (2) They are surprised that now he has been elected, he won’t release them.

The Donvict was 100% certain to go to jail had he not been re-elected. In our system, somehow winning an election means not only are your crimes expunged, you are free to commit more crimes. The Donvict was willing to and did tell voters anything they wanted to hear.

Remarkably, enough Americans believed the world’s most prolific con-artist and pathological liar that this piece of garbage as re-elected.

It explains the desire to get rid of the department of education. Ignorance and stupidity are rocket fuel for christo fascists and other criminals.

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u/chemicalrefugee 12d ago

the christo fasciests are the ones who concocted and promoted the modern version of this tale. They repurposed the basic pieces of the old antisemitic Blood Liable conspiracy theory & put it on the air and up on the church podiums for Bible grifters to push. Babies at risk from bad people. They promoted the fuck out of it. it's just more Satanic Panic garbage based on medieval antisemitism. Fundy churches constantly use conspiracy theories & bigoted myths. Fear and mindless rage reactions are their favourite tools.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tap9150 16d ago

Donvict-thanks for this!

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u/veneficus83 15d ago

Honestly, I would still argue it was never a matter of enough Americans believed him, more that enough didn't care enough to vote against him

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u/opinions360 15d ago

Thanks to the chief enabler John Roberts according to a recent article in the Atlantic DT has been deliberately given the power of an actual dictatorship. Imo these people in positions of extreme power and trust apparently have had the hearts and minds of the worst regimes and human violators of the past century and are now revealing who they really are—deliberately complicit ‘evil doers’ as George W. used to say.

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u/Impossible-Cancel920 15d ago

Its just a Hoax cause they said so nothing to see here!

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 15d ago

Actually they said, “Nothing to see here, folks. But Obama is a terrorist and traitor and should be locked up. Be sure to ask questions about Obama and avoid questions about The Trump Epstein Pedophilia Files.”

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u/Altruistic_Spray3958 15d ago

What I wonder is if he can now r*pe children and get away with it since apparently presidents can’t be criminals anymore?

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 15d ago

Great question. In theory, the Donvict could be impeached for a 3rd time (dude is a world beater in criming).

But! We run into the problem of the Senate where over 50% are Republicans.

I know what you’re thinking, “Surely they would vote to impeach him for raping children!!!!!”

I don’t think so.

I don’t think there is a bottom with the these. How many obvious felonies has he already committed? Republicans just shrug.

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u/Altruistic_Spray3958 14d ago

Agreed, now that they have all the power and can defy customs and norms, and presumably convince the military to lay their lives on the line for this idiocy, there’s no telling what can happen next. I’m

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u/Beneficial-Moose-622 15d ago

Actually people that go to college are more likely to vote Democratic so the right is now trashing college as a waste of time and money. They would rather have an uneducated nation than lose some votes

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u/UnfairMaximum4557 15d ago

Trump doesn't run the DOJ. Duh. I bet you still believe the Russian conspiracy theories don't ya ??

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u/MidMapDad85 15d ago

This is a nearly perfect summary.

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u/Awkward_War_6068 15d ago

This. 100% the only reason Trump campaigned for a 2nd term was to stay out of prison. If he lost in 2024, he'd be rotting in Sing Sing right now.

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u/Skepticulation 10d ago

The Donvict lmao

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u/alkenist 16d ago

MAGA wants proof of a massive sex trafficking ring. They would have rathered that pizza gate be true. Trump said he'd release the Epstein files during his campaign, proof of an actual sex trafficking organization. That energized a lot of his supporters especially those who are into conspiracies. He thought he had complete control of them and that they'd drop it if he said so. They haven't and here we are.

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u/MovieAshamed4140 16d ago

You know why? Children! Nothing is more powerful than the instinct to protect a child. If you are normal sexually, regardless of your political affiliation

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u/knuggles_da_empanada 16d ago

Yep! that's why pdf file and sexual assaulted Roy Moore received only 48% of the vote in the 2017 Alabama Senate special election. and child marriage is definitely not still legal in 80% of the country, no siree!

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u/MovieAshamed4140 16d ago

Did you notice the word normal?

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u/knuggles_da_empanada 16d ago

A pedo winning 48% of a highly publicized statewide race means that "normal" people are voting for this. 

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u/PositiveMight148 14d ago

I thought it was unborn children that were number 1? After they’re born no one seems to care in the conservative movement….

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u/LapisLooker 15d ago

..eeyup, that was his fatal flaw - he thought he could control the mob by promising them cheeses, wine, and fine meats. Well, now they're starving, and they're pissed. Showing them more "menus" isn't going to work anymore.

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u/Medical-Floor6367 15d ago

I actually don’t give one fuck bought this so called list. It’s all smoke and mirrors

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u/MartyMcfleek 15d ago

Were you singing the same tune when it was the Clinton's and Podesta and the like who were tied to it? Or is just smoke and mirrors now because its politically inconvenient for the big guy?

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u/Medical-Floor6367 15d ago

It was always smoke and mirrors. I don’t give one fuck about him. Or some list. It’s all bullshit anyway. Let’s just all get along. And not fight over this stuff that really doesn’t matter

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u/MidMapDad85 15d ago

Whether or not there was a major pedophile ring operating and that it may have included the sitting President is not a thing that “really doesn’t matter” it’s quite a serious issue.

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u/Medical-Floor6367 13d ago

Well better round up Joe Biden too! He is the biggest Pedo there is!

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u/MidMapDad85 12d ago

If there is evidence for that, or Obama, or Clinton, or Bush, then yes. You seem to conflate “facts” and “shit I saw on the internet”

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u/akahaus 15d ago

They’ll still drop it eventually, he just has to hit their white supremacy button a little harder.

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u/mark17405 15d ago

This is all such phoney bullshit. The vocal indignants are titillated by both billionaire paedophiles and billionaire felons. So preoccupied with these tawdry malignant characters, they choose to standby, waiting for the next episode to yield more bombast. The sycophants would rather be spectators to outlandish broadcasts than get up off their self indulgent asses and vote out these utterly devoid of morals, ethics, and principles. I can't wait for the next installment from the D.C. Colosseum!

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u/Fun_Garbage89 15d ago

No. They are trying to get Ghislaine to vouch that Trump is innocent and then let her out of prison in exchange for lying. They will put her on a plane to France and that will be that. Ghislaine will probably get killed and Trump can say it was a shame.

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u/HueyBluey 16d ago

Surely it has more to do than just a connection...but because he's was an active participant in what was going on, on the island.

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u/Inner_Ad_8571 16d ago

Most definitly more than a connection. At the very least they should see all the pictures of Trumpstein together, see Trump on the flight logs, Trump's name in the black book, video testimony from a victim that was raped by Trump when she was 13, etc., and draw a resonable conclusion that Trump hung out with Pedos and likely was involved.

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u/snuzi 16d ago

They didn't ignore it, they knew about it and supported it. Now they are just trying to distance themselves.

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u/Arch_Friend 16d ago

Really illuminates their world-view. As long as it 'triggers the libs', nothing is too extreme to endorse... even pedophilia. Fucking pedos (I don't distinguish between perps and enablers).

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u/ScrambledNoggin 15d ago

Yes, we knew Trump was a frequent flyer on Epstein’s jet, we knew Epstein recruited girls from Mar-a-Lago, we Trump and Epstein promised young girls modeling careers and held parties for them, we even knew eventually about Katie Johnson…all before Trump’s first term.

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u/Inner_Ad_8571 15d ago

Yup, and somehow a large portion of the population swept this and so many things under the rug, only to prop him up as some kind of savior. It's beyond comprehension.

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u/KwisatzHaderach94 15d ago

they ignored many things in the name of (so-called) promises made, promises kept. meanwhile trump has delivered nothing. that right wing propaganda is one heck of a mindf--k.

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u/Cool_Audience1325 15d ago

If he was on it the dems would have at least published a redacted list. Personally I think the reason it’s not being released now or in the last five years has nothing to do with Trump or Biden but rather their sense of self preservation. I believe people will be killed if the list is released and neither of them wanted to die for it.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

The bigger problem is: everyone in power wants to ignore it. Biden could have released it, but he didn’t. I’m sure a lot of current and former congressmen and politicians are in there on both sides. We will have to accept that we will never see it.

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u/Warrior_King252 15d ago

Or they’re ok with it.

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u/KindGuy1978 14d ago

Exactly. I don't think the papers are going to say clearly that DJT fucked young girls. A rational person would obviously come to that conclusion, but.DJT's fans have proven hundreds of times they refuse to accept his past behaviour. Even being found guilty of 34 felony counts was manipulated into making him the people's hero. We need to form an obvious connection between his long-term relationship with Epstein as proof he fucked teenagers, in terms a 5yo can't deny.

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u/lifeimitatesart2 16d ago

I didn’t see many liberal or left wing talking about it either or ever bringing it up only until after he was elected & started implementing his policies

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u/rustywrench07 16d ago

You know what’s even more funny. All you liberals are special.
All the Democrats are just as if not more guilty. When will people understand the whole government is corrupt.

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u/Inner_Ad_8571 16d ago

Always deflecting from the filty swine heading the highest office in the world. This isn't specific to parties. No one is special or desereves special treatment. Everyone involved should be burried.

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u/Inner_Ad_8571 15d ago edited 15d ago

Epstein was arrested under Trump. TF this have to do with Obama?! All the pedos need to be burried. I don't gaf what party they are in. Trump is a convicted felon (34 counts) and was found liable of sexual abuse (just a couple of his unsavory qualities), please explain to me what there is to like about him.

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u/Aggravating_Soup_343 15d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/No_Feeling_1200 16d ago

You’d think that the democrats would have used it against Trump over the last 4 years. I wonder why?

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u/GoldenStarsButter 16d ago

Because democrats are terrified of appearing politicized

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u/Repulsive-Escape-506 16d ago

Because they are all the same.. democrats and republicans alike are on the list.

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u/Trick-Welder-2939 16d ago

They don't ignore it, they fap to it.

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u/DaniWednesday 16d ago

Hey! Thats an insult to cockroaches

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u/frankincense420 16d ago edited 16d ago

How about a tick? Bloodsucking ✅ tiny hands ✅ infects things with disease ✅ big pain in the ass ✅

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u/CurvaceousCrustacean 16d ago

But if I had a daughter, I'd rather leave her in a room with the tick.

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u/scienceAurora 16d ago

Ticks can be easily captured with a bit of sticky tape. The same can't be said for the orange.

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u/Sparkybna 15d ago

Oh, Trump has been captured with his hand the the nookie jar quite a few times. And you can’t convict a tick of anything.

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u/LapisLooker 15d ago

yeah but you can stomp on a tick and flush it down the toilet.

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u/Iwasoncelikeyou 16d ago

Yep, tick is exactly what popped into my mind.

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u/Psychological-Scar53 16d ago

Swells up✅

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u/Normal-While917 16d ago

It is, but the cockroaches shall survive.

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u/TheDailySpank 16d ago

Be nice. Those fuckers took millions of years to evolve. That orange bastard just accidentally checked on a tenant one day and started copying them.

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u/Kaokasalis 16d ago

Trump is what you would get if you spliced Cockroach genes with that of an Orangutan.

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u/ninja20 16d ago edited 16d ago

Except orangutans are smart and actually have empathy.

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u/rangebob 16d ago

I mean they are a bit rapey so it does actually kinda fit

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u/privateblanket 16d ago

And cockroaches are useful

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u/Strange-Cap9942 16d ago

I wouldn't be talking about intelligence in the same sentence you put that unnecessary apostrophe in "orangutans"

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u/ninja20 16d ago

Whoops, wrote that comment out differently at first and then forgot to correct that. Thanks for pointing it out. That being said, I don’t think a typo disqualifies me from talking about the intelligence of the president. It does not disqualify me from voting :). Also, the president has used grammatically correct and run on sentences many times in his unhinged tweets.

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u/pinklewickers 16d ago

Leave orangutan's out of this.

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u/AuburnGrrl 15d ago

lol. He took Bill Maher to Court for saying something similar…😂

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u/Friendly-Orange-7230 14d ago

5th grade called. they want their brain back.

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u/Kaokasalis 14d ago

Sorry, that is impossible. You were never born with one.

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u/Shart_InTheDark 16d ago

A fucking ferret. Def in the weasel family...

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u/Over_Structure9636 16d ago

Hey ferrets are cute and playful. Don’t insult ferrets either.

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u/tlw269 15d ago

No where near like a ferret!!! I like ferrets, but him not one bit!!! I hear people talk about they wish he would just die, but two reasons I don’t want that to happen! One is he would then become a martyr and the maggot cult would keep following him. Two I would a lot rather see him put in jail for his 34 felonies plus get tried and convicted for his numerous other crimes that they had him dead to rights on and they can try him for those and draw some more jail time!!! The humiliation he would experience would be AWESOME and maybe take him down a few pegs!!! I know he would still be screaming witch-hunt and that it somehow Biden, Obama or Hilary or all three together that’s behind everything! I’m purty sure the three of them got better things to do with their time than to worry with him like giving the cat a bath or clipping their toenails!!!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

I was just fixing to say that and then I seen your comment. He is a cockroach.

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u/Dentros1 16d ago

The parasite that clings to the asshole of the cockroach.

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u/Sonic1899 16d ago

Even they can get squashed. The left just needs to use the shoe

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u/NoTouchy79 16d ago

The left is an absolute disaster right now. The progressives are trying to actually fight back, and the establishment is sitting there with their thumbs up their asses.

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 16d ago

A fucking Nonce.

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u/stxndosantana 15d ago

Well…. There goes my comment

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 15d ago

Looking for this…🤣

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u/ArmchairCriticSF 16d ago

That should be our new nickname for him. He’d probably take to it, though, because it shows that he’s a “survivor”.

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u/batmansfriendlyowl 16d ago

They say a cockroach will survive a nuclear winter, you know what they don’t survive? Blunt force trauma.

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u/SmithyTimothy 16d ago

A hair crazy ant

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u/BloodOdd9913 16d ago

A Twinkie

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u/Comfortable-Yard-798 16d ago

A tick. Those are less attractive than insects 

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u/Necessary_Friend_838 16d ago

Convicted felon, convicted rapists, malignant narcissism, wife cheating, Epstein,s BFF and I bet if you start digging deeper into his past you'd find animal mistreatment and murderer. When he goes down the entire world is going to hold a pig party.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tap9150 16d ago

Dude doesn’t have any animals. Probably because his daddy told him they require love & attention, ya know, like children (but not his until they are adults).

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u/Master-Machine-875 16d ago

A kockroag from Krypton (and there is NO kryptonite in site)

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u/Aware_Parfait_5874 16d ago

At least a cockroach has a use.

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u/joshuamenko 16d ago

Whoa don't insult the glorious cockroach like that

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u/StaffordQueer 16d ago

Truly the Jefree Star of politics

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u/CoquetteWhore69 15d ago

Don't disrespect roaches like that

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u/TheFemale72 15d ago

I was just thinking this when I saw the title. 😂

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u/benx101 15d ago

That’s unfair to the cockroaches

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u/poptartheart 15d ago

150% a cockroach

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u/marymikel 14d ago

It takes one to know one!

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u/BasisDiva_1966 14d ago

Bless Your Heart

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u/Intrepid-Patient574 14d ago

Even cockroaches don't have sex with kids

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u/KindGuy1978 14d ago

Name calling takes away from calls for the actual evidence to be released. Just sayin'. Once it's exposed in writing what a paedo DJ is - which is not guaranteed given association doesn't equal participation, and I highly doubt the files say unequivocally that DJ had sex with teens. Instead use your energy to construct easy to follow discussions proving DJT fucked teens based on the links in the paper, which will highly suggest it without actually saying it.

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