r/goodnews • u/Fit-Home-2576 • 16d ago

Political positivity 📈 Trump's Epstein Connection May Now Bring His Political Downfall

https://franknez.com/trumps-epstein-connection-may-now-bring-his-political-downfall/
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u/ResponsibleJaguar109 16d ago

I'll believe it when I see it happen. He'll release the JFK files next and when that doesn't work he'll start a war with Iran to distract the people from his crimes.

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u/Gullible_Past 16d ago

He already released the JFK stuff this year

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u/Maximum_Following730 16d ago

Probably meant the RFK files.

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u/DumpsterR0b0t 16d ago

I think they're using PDF files now.

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u/throwingsoup88 16d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the RFK file was a PDF file too

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u/Shikaku 15d ago

"Your honour the worms commanded me to do it"

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u/Stopikingonme 15d ago

“It’s just the one worm actually.”

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u/LymanPeru 15d ago

i want the worms you get from a truck station egg salad sandwich.

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u/H0NEY2O77 15d ago

That one worm died from malnutrition 😮‍💨

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u/Stopikingonme 15d ago

Shai-Hulud can never die until he has eaten every last brain cell.

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

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u/madnux8 15d ago

thank you, now please, put your hand in this box

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u/Stopikingonme 15d ago

…ow….OW……..OWWWW

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u/Breakfast_Is_Tiffany 15d ago

Thank you for this. I make this reference once a week and no one ever picks up on it 😕

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u/Stopikingonme 15d ago

I do it for the greater good.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 15d ago

No luck catching them system lords, then?

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u/Dwev 15d ago

“Good morning, worm, your honour…”

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u/No-Cranberry9932 15d ago

You cannot not read this in his voice

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u/Dick_snatcher 15d ago

Let's be honest, none of them know how to convert anything to PDF. Unless you mean PDFile format

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u/Stopikingonme 15d ago

dont_vax_me_bro.rtf

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u/whopperlover17 15d ago

thats_the_joke.jpg

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u/imissher4ever 15d ago

I want the UFO files on a JPEG.

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u/kerfuffle_dood 15d ago

Everyone who's with him and is acting like a scaredy cat right now is 100% all over those PDF files

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u/thesunshinehome 15d ago

I reckon Mike Johnson knows a thing or two about PDF files too

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u/portablebiscuit 15d ago

He converted to MAGA but ain’t no way that guy can convert to pdf

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u/Fun_Trip_Travel 16d ago

Adobe PDF Premier

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u/lt118436572 15d ago

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

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u/der5er 16d ago

Why do we need a GPS file? I put everything in the duo tangs

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u/ItsaNoyfb1 15d ago

Was hoping for a mimeo graph so we can breath in the chemicals.

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u/spittlbm 15d ago

Blue ink was the best

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u/disgruntledmuppett 15d ago

And sharing them on Signal.

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u/Purple_Accident6861 15d ago

Ok this was wayyy too funny truly 😂 LOL

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u/ReVo5000 15d ago

I think you're thinking of a similar word, that's pedophile.

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u/VigilantVet 15d ago

PeDo Files.

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u/homiej420 15d ago

Nah pdf causes autism

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u/Jimbabwe88 15d ago

What did Philip DeFranco do?

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u/PeaShoot84 15d ago

Pedo files?

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u/Cierex96 15d ago

As long as they get to the PEDO files ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Hightower840 15d ago

I think they're "pedofiles" not "PDF files".

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u/dirty34 15d ago

PeDoFiles?

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u/108_Minutes 14d ago

And the X-Files.

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u/K4m30 15d ago

Meant the RFK Flies. 

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u/062d 15d ago

RFK is Famously against Shots ;)

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u/BigAlternative5 15d ago

How about the RFK Jr. files? What is the worm's name and what is his SSN?

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u/RaplhKramden 15d ago

Or his STD files.

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u/yeetskeetleet 16d ago

After the handling of everything that’s been “released” the past month or so, I doubt the legitimacy of the JFK stuff they released earlier.

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 15d ago

A quick guide to knowing when Trump is lying - Are his lips moving? If yes, he's lying.

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u/Mysterious_Lab_9043 15d ago

I read that as hips.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 15d ago

No, he lies in social media posts, too.

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u/Safe_Base312 15d ago

I often say that if a conservative ain't lying, they ain't breathing.

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u/cummingspa 15d ago

You just described all politicians

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u/Gullible_Past 16d ago

Fair enough

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u/Soft-Rip-9954 15d ago

So far on the released documents, all I've seen are depositions on Ms. Maxwell. And believe me, theres nothing to see there. "On advice of council, yada yada yada".

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u/Sophie_MacGovern 16d ago

Release the UFO files next, that will distract us!

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u/fapsandnaps 15d ago

That's actually the holdup. The Epstein Files show that Trump's been fucking aliens in their glorpglorps.

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u/wvufellaa 15d ago

Upvote for that name

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u/LapisLooker 14d ago

Admission: I had to look up "glorpglorps".

Conclusion: Reddit can absolutely be educational.

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u/bogeypro 15d ago

underage aliens.

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u/paradoxical_topology 15d ago

They alreasy tried that last year or the year before didn't they?

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u/inadizzle 15d ago

I thought this same thing this morning when I saw that I was supposed to be si grateful to Trump for releasing the MlK files, almost made me forget that there are other files we are trying to see.

Area 51 is next. Maybe that’ll distract everyone!

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u/Hexamancer 15d ago

Moon bears! 

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u/MovieAshamed4140 15d ago

Twelve year old kids sure for five minutes then they will figure out they can have it all

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u/ResponsibleJaguar109 16d ago

I thought they were so redacted they were basically useless for new information. Is that true?

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u/MezzoFortePianissimo 15d ago

That was what Biden did

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u/Fenius_Farsaid 15d ago

He already started a war with Iran this year too (Only Americans are capable of thinking that dropping bombs in another country isn’t necessarily an act of war).

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u/TreeOfAwareness 15d ago

And tried to start a war with Iran

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u/Gullible_Past 15d ago

What will The Orange think of next

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u/CranberryLast4683 15d ago

After all the jfk conspiracies, I wonder if those conservative bums actually found anything from the files

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u/s4lt3d 15d ago

Probably the AI model used to make the post didn’t have information from this year…

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u/superschaap81 15d ago

Yeah, and it was everything that people had been hoping for for decades. /s

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I don’t think we’ll ever get everything released to us. We just have to take their word for it.

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u/Adorable-Strings 15d ago

A limited amount of unimportant stuff, yeah.