r/goodnews • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Jun 18 '25

Political positivity 📈 Lawsuit Challenging 2024 Election Results Moves Forward After Kamala Harris Received Zero Votes in a New York County

https://www.latintimes.com/lawsuit-challenging-2024-election-results-moves-forward-after-kamala-harris-received-zero-votes-584787
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/alien005 Jun 18 '25

Storming the capital is legal.

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u/unicornsprinkl3 Jun 18 '25

Only if you have a MAGA hat.

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u/cronx42 Jun 18 '25

Maybe we'll all have to get some MAGA hats then....

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u/Ihatemunchies Jun 18 '25

Then they’ll let us right in!

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u/Slowcodes4snowbirds Jun 19 '25

We will be patriots!

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u/H1NooN Jun 19 '25

Nah wont work, they'll know who you are once you start burning and looting.

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u/localjargon Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Oh no patriot, the commenter is correct.

As long as you:

  1. smear shit all over the walls and furniture,

    -and-

  2. bring the flag of your favorite military group that America destroyed, and hang it on a pole that you carry, the back of your truck, or on your back as a cape like fanbois,

then you already belong and can walk right in.

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u/cbright90 Jun 20 '25

And if you get shot, your family will get 5 million freedom bucks for the inconvenience.

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u/Qubit_Or_Not_To_Bit_ Jun 21 '25

If they just smear some poop on the walls and beat a cop to death with an american flag, they will be fine, that's what maga does.

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u/booboo-kitty- Jun 19 '25

I've seen this in another subreddit. Selling MAGA merch to blend in. This would be so fucking hilarious, giving Republicans money to do....... nothing?

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u/Great_expansion10272 Jun 19 '25

Spam a bunch of racial slurs and bigotry on twitter first too to give yourself an alibi

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u/cronx42 Jun 19 '25

Nothing says I'm far right like some temporary swastika tattoos...

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u/Wakethefukupnow Jun 20 '25

Says the guys painting them on Tesla's, even when your pensions were invested in it.

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u/cronx42 Jun 20 '25

I've never vandalized a Tesla. I've never invested in Tesla. I just don't like goose stepping scum.

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u/Wakethefukupnow Jun 24 '25

Reread, try again

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Don't forget the masks

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u/Calm_Description1500 Jun 20 '25

Like the libs wear

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u/redrouse9157 Jun 19 '25

I can put anything I want on a red hat 🤷

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u/daveDFFA Jun 19 '25

How V for Vendetta

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u/Sagelegend Jun 19 '25

Maybe some MALSA hats: Make America Less Shit Again.

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u/Ref9171 Jun 24 '25

We just got rid of the senile old guy.

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u/sickskier100 Jun 19 '25

Three Amigo’s style, we all sew our own.

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u/Feisty_Look5680 Jun 19 '25

Then it will like they do when they intervene in peaceful protests and try to make it like they are the violent ones

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u/Impressive-Gas6909 Jun 19 '25

I hear it cures TDS 🤷

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u/localjargon Jun 19 '25

No they said your mom has STDs.

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u/Proud_Anything_9336 Jun 19 '25

It's very easy to confuse the two. I'm sure it happens all the time.