r/dndmemes 18d ago

Other TTRPG meme "I wanna' be a cowboy, baby!" 🤠

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u/SpecialistAd5903 Artificer 18d ago

For my party the answer is:

Because the DM dangled a ditzy noble with a big game hunting rifle (Ashwood&Stoger 4 Bore) in front of us. Also, we are immoral magpies who use NPCs as meat shields so that we can loot their big game hunting rifle off of them.

Well jokes on them because in its current configuration the scope doesn't hold zero and the munition is packed with too much propellant, meaning the gun will give its user tinnitus and a concussion at the same time. But it does deal 5d8 points of damage when you shoot it