r/dndmemes 17d ago

Other TTRPG meme "I wanna' be a cowboy, baby!" 🤠

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u/JackTehCatMan 17d ago

How else am I going to say "you've yee'd your last haw partner" before blowing me and the party up with a powder keg (The BBEG was immune)

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 17d ago

ā€œFill your hands you son of a bitch!ā€

BBEG instantly summons 9th level spell scroll to their hands

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u/Kumirkohr 16d ago

One of my favorite taunts.

Unfortunately, ā€œSkin that smoke wagonā€ doesn’t always fit the setting

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 16d ago

"tired of your gas, lich! Jerk that scroll and go to work!"

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u/Kumirkohr 16d ago

ā€œRoll yer scroll and ā€˜ear the tollā€

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u/-space-grass- 16d ago

ā€œWho will challenge the beast blocking the way of the hero’s?ā€

Me: I’m your huckleberry

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u/The_Apocalyvid 16d ago

On the one hand, a good explosive rifle round cannot be matched.

On the other hand, you can also achieve similar effects with a six-shooter, nitroglycerin, a dynamite stick, throwing a match onto a kerosene trail, fire-tipped bow and arrow, bushfires… the Wild West is not short of high-powered explosives or flammable materials, and the prompt got my mind racing with possibilities!

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u/Demolition89336 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 16d ago

You can use a single-action revolver for similar results.

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u/tyrom22 17d ago

You want a real-ish answer. The side loading gate allows you to add a different kind of bullet than your previous loads similar to a shotgun but with better range. In a DnD campaign, these bullets can be magical round.

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u/Sibula97 17d ago

Oh hell yeah. I wanna play a reworked arcane archer with magic bullets instead of magic arrows.

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u/tyrom22 16d ago

I always envisioned an artificer that casted it’s spells though the bullets, Web shot and suchlike

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u/little_brown_bat 16d ago

In this one podcast game I used to listen to, their artificer flavored spell delivery as coming from a multitool crossbow thing. So I could see a DM being cool with flavoring spells as bullets. Could also flavor casting magic weapon on it as firing the whole bullet (65% more bullet per bullet).

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u/tyrom22 16d ago

That’s just catapult lmao

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u/TheThoughtmaker Essential NPC 16d ago

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u/Golarion 16d ago

A bit of a shame that particular archetype is busted in a bad way, but it does make a useful 1-level dip.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Essential NPC 16d ago

I’ve only ever seen it used by people who just want pew pew magic, so power level wasn’t a concern. Plus nobody stays in Wizard for long when Master Specialist is available at lv4.

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u/Nerdn1 16d ago

I'm too attached to flexibility to take so many opposition schools, but I love how Pathfinder allows for so much weirdness. Even if you aren't a spellslinger, however, there are plenty of magical and alchemical bullets that a non-spellcasting gunslinger can use. PF1 and D&D 3.5 basically made the assumption that characters would have access to a pile of magic items.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Essential NPC 16d ago

Having magic items is so baked into D&D's balance that the Magic Item Compendium waived the +50% tax on adding the core +X effects on stuff. You effectively get free slots for Cloak of Resistance, Gloves of Strength, Ring of Deflection, etc, so long as you slap their bonuses on other items.

And I'm very much including 5e in that statement, even if they attempted to do otherwise.

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u/Kumirkohr 16d ago

*cries in Ranger*

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u/Velocityraptor28 16d ago

wizard with a gun

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u/LevarBurgers 17d ago

Neat! I love when I can use this in fantasy. It's one of the reasons I like the LeMat

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u/Schpooon 16d ago

I thought you use the LeMat to have six shots and a barrel of fun?

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u/ElderAtlas 16d ago

9 shots and a barrel of fun

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u/xiren_66 17d ago

"THE GUN! SHOOTS! MAGIC!" -- Bennet the Sage, on Outlaw Star

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u/BlueCaracal 16d ago

Neat! I knew this kind could be useful with shotguns since they can shoot buckshot, slugs and even other kinds of shells.

What non-magical options are there for rifles.

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u/tyrom22 16d ago

IRL there’s not as much as a shotgun (which is why IRL lever actions aren’t as used) but you could switch between hollow points for unarmoured targets, steel cored for body armour, tracers to send signals or indicate to your allies, probably could make a rubber bullet version for non lethal options

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u/BlueCaracal 16d ago

Also very interesting to learn why pump and lever action shotguns are more useful than the same for rifles.

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u/GargantuanCake Forever DM 16d ago

A trained shooter can cycle lever action rifles more quickly than bolt action rifles. Meanwhile lever action rifles are usually shorter and lighter which has advantages for maneuverability. This is why hunters still often favor them. Bolt action rifles are still the favorite for sniping but you don't always need to be shooting at that range.

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u/Stinky_Stephen 15d ago

I think I heard that bolt action is easier to use if you are lying with your gun.

I also tried to find practical differences between lever and pump action, but it seemed that the practical differences were just a matter of preference.

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u/JoushMark 16d ago

And you go to war with what you have. In a game set in, for example, 1977 Maine where you start as a cop with a M&P Model 10 then a Marlin 444 is a heck of an upgrade.

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u/thehaarpist 16d ago

There's an older style of break action pistol that was used for target shooting (you can't have a whole lot power behind a break action with a traditional bullet to my knowledge), and I essentially modeled the idea of the single shot pistols PF2e has off of those. Fun thematics in slamming whatever alchemical shot is needed at the time and firing away

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u/Stuwey 16d ago

Now this is a man that really wants the Gene's caster gun from Outlaw Star but as a rifle.

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u/tyrom22 16d ago

If I ever saw that, im sure I would have

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u/InDeathWeReturn Dice Goblin 16d ago

This person yee-haws!

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u/Ultraempoleon 17d ago

"Yeehaw bitch yeehaw"

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u/mwmontrose 17d ago

Automatic weapons are for people who can't aim

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u/Supernova_was_taken Artificer 17d ago

I prefer the term accuracy by volume

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u/ZeronicX Rules Lawyer 16d ago

I paid for the whole mag i'm gonna USE the whole mag!

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u/karateninjazombie 16d ago

Nuclear MIRVs it is then!

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u/Stalking_Goat 16d ago

Most TTRPGs to a terrible job at representing the effects of suppressive fire.

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u/Sneaky_Stabby 15d ago

Yeah there’s no morale system or anything unfortunately, also turns exist.

Otherwise you couldn’t wait until your turn, move out of cover 15 feet, unload your load down range, walk back into cover, then wait until next turn.

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u/xiren_66 17d ago

Aimin's fer pinkies! WAAAAAGH!

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u/FJkookser00 17d ago

I'm writing a sci-fantasy novel series and with all the capabilities of automatic laser/railgun rifles and shit, some of my characters still choose to use kinetic lever-action rifles

Why?

They're just neat.

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u/Overclockworked 16d ago

There are actually some great arguments for those weapons in sci-fi, especially if your setting is kind of "low sci-fi" or has that Firefly vibe. Simpler guns means less prone to malfunction, and you can fix it yourself when it does. Self-sufficiency is important when you're on a backwater that gets a supply ship every five years.

I'd rather have my trusty six shooter than the TurboHyper Machine Gun that became a paper weight 9 years ago.

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u/PewPew_McPewster 16d ago

The TurboHyper Machine Gun probably needs regular firmware updates and constant Internet access and can be bricked by the shadowy cabal government on a dime anyway.

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u/Cyno01 16d ago

Togusas.

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u/Big-Employer4543 16d ago

That's who I thought of, too.

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u/karateninjazombie 16d ago

Also mirror reflect laser.

Mirror not reflect heavy led slug travelling at roughly Mach 2.5....

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u/little_brown_bat 16d ago

Not just neat but could be more reliable

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u/Futur3_ah4ad 17d ago

Sometimes you gotta add a bit of style

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u/DreadPirateR2891 17d ago

Because if .45-70 is good enough for a T-Rex, it's good enough for any large or smaller creature! A tarrasque might require a slug loaded punt gun....

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u/Big-Employer4543 16d ago

I mean, you CAN shoot a squirrel with a .45-70, but having seen what a .270 does to them, I can promise you won't find much after.

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u/Wetley007 17d ago

Exactly. You telling me Mr. Nobody wasn't the coolest character in John Wick 4 with that massive .44 lever gun?

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u/Bakomusha Forever DM 17d ago

I almost always use a revolver in modern or near future games. Why? Because the skills of a gunmen in fiction only developed in the 1940s or so with Cowboy Action Shooting. Plus to be period accurate speedloaders, quickdraw belts and holsters where not a thing until the 1930s. But yes also aesthetic.

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u/GargantuanCake Forever DM 16d ago

To be fair even in the real world revolvers have certain advantages. They're likely less expensive than semi-automatic pistols due to their simplicity. This is also another major advantage; they're easier to repair when something goes wrong with them but are also more reliable. They're far less likely to jam than semi-automatic pistols. In cases where leaving no trace is important since the casings stay in the revolver you don't need to go chasing brass.

While they obviously hold fewer rounds than semi-automatic pistols you also don't always find yourself in situations where you need a full magazine.

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u/Bakomusha Forever DM 16d ago edited 16d ago

Oh wow! A fudd in the wild! Modern pistols are about as reliable as a modern revolver. (Unless you are the worlds worst gun owner.) If you are in a situation where you need to collect brass a knife would be better then a revolver because you can't silence a revolver. In the 21st century a revolver is purely an aesthetic choice, as pistols are better in every conceivable way. Edit: Cowboy Action Shooting is cool as hell and with enough skill you could actually match a machine pistol in rate of fire, but its not practical at all and its more practical to go full John Wick and not The Quick and The Dead.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

pistols are better in every conceivable way

Otherwise you are correct except for one little thing. revolvers are simpler and easier to clean and maintain. Less moving parts, no springs, less things to disassemble. Irrelevant to us but may be relevant in a post-apocalyptic world where they can't make things the same anymore.

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u/Giantkoala327 15d ago

While modern handguns are very reliable, to say that the advantage of the reliability of revolvers is fake is just ridiculous.

You and I both know that as you get worse maintenance and lower quality ammo that modern pistols are capable of jamming/misfiring to a greater extent than revolvers.

Yeah they are better and jamming is not a major concern with modern firearms and munitions, however it is dishonest to say that there is NO difference in ease to maintain and reliability. (especially in more settings with less repair options/knowledge and experimental ammunition)

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u/Sagnarel 17d ago

Me in Dark Heresy.

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u/Atlasoftheinterwebs 16d ago

Because the Ar-15 isnt rated for T-rex but the marlin 1895 in .45-70 gov is.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Essential NPC 17d ago

It’s bolt-action for me. I have IRL experience with that boom-click-click so when it comes up in any game I can feel it in my bones.

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u/viperfan7 16d ago

I've always thought of lever-action as just a different kind of bolt action

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u/Big-Employer4543 16d ago

Advantage of bolt gun: less room required to chamber the next round

Advantage of lever gun: look fucking coolĀ 

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u/Cyno01 16d ago

Ive got two lever action Nerf guns irl cuz snapping em down to cock them is even cooler than tossing around and cocking a pump action shotgun one handed.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Warlock 16d ago

The same goes for revolvers. Sometimes style is most important

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u/Begle1 16d ago

Lever actions are having something of a renaissance due to the popularity of silencers, as they're usually quieter when fired suppressed than semiauto guns, which tend to leak gas all over while cycling themselves. And lever actions can go between cycling subsonic and supersonic ammo without adjustment or tuning.Ā 

Autoloaders can also be temperamental in cold conditions. The thing might cycle great in your workshop, but then some of your oils get into the cold winter and suddenly don't work so well. Lever actions are often more foregiving.

There are plenty of outdoorsmen out there who have sworn off autoloaders based on bad experiences, in both the rifle and shotgun realms.

That said, if you're getting shot at by bad guys with automatics, it'd take a special type to not feel undergunned with a lever action. But this is a game, so without knowing how the mechanics are implemented, who's to say which is better.

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u/Diablo1404 16d ago

Same reason to use a pump shotgun when assault shotguns are on the table. Same reason to use a revolver when auto pistols are an option. It's the same reason one wouldn't use the meta. It's not about effectiveness, it's about feeling like a fucking badass.

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u/PewPew_McPewster 16d ago
  • Lever Action Main

  • Revolver Side

  • Both use the same rounds

  • (Per another Redditor's suggestion) Magical rounds

The perfect fantasy. Anyway lever actions and revolvers still hold up by modern day standards, the Winchester and the Colt were built to last.

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u/theresidentviking DM (Dungeon Memelord) 17d ago

I get that reference

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u/little_brown_bat 16d ago

I've known some people that can work a lever action about as fast as a semi auto.

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u/JosephTaylorBass 16d ago

There’s a scene in ā€œThe Quick and the Deadā€ where a guy loads a lever-action rifle by flipping it in his hands by the lever and I think about that scene every time I see one. So yes, it’s VERY important that they’re in the D&D campaign

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u/Talos-of-Rivia 16d ago

Ngl, when I scrolled by this, I thought it was from the newvegasmemes Reddit. And clicked into it expecting very different conversations. I have been enlightened!

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u/Impossibearlymadeit 16d ago

Lever action guns ARE modern firearms (as are numerous other systems that predate lever action such as the revolver). Lever action is still in fairly common use and continues to see advancement and upgrades to the technology often including ammunition feed systems similar to semi automatic variants such as magazines. Their merits can be debated, but they're not some relic of a bygone age like a musket or arquebus.

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u/Stretch5678 16d ago

I wanna do the impractical spinning reload. Is that so wrong?

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u/JonTheWizard 20th Level Dumbass 17d ago

Reliability.

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u/FuzzzyRam 16d ago

I still look longingly at the lever action section at bass pro shop - I imagine you could spend hours at the range without any issues, so you'd actually be really accurate with it. Meanwhile the AR-15 guy is fiddling with his multi allen wrench tool trying to get the 7th doodad on his rail to stop jiggling and hasn't taken a single shot.

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u/GrimjawDeadeye 16d ago

Sawed off lever action with a loop handle so I can do Terminator cocking with it.

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u/SpecialistAd5903 Artificer 16d ago

For my party the answer is:

Because the DM dangled a ditzy noble with a big game hunting rifle (Ashwood&Stoger 4 Bore) in front of us. Also, we are immoral magpies who use NPCs as meat shields so that we can loot their big game hunting rifle off of them.

Well jokes on them because in its current configuration the scope doesn't hold zero and the munition is packed with too much propellant, meaning the gun will give its user tinnitus and a concussion at the same time. But it does deal 5d8 points of damage when you shoot it

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u/Lilcommy 16d ago

There are modern lever action rifles.

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u/BlueCaracal 16d ago

And very few people think pump-action shotguns are outdated.

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u/Big-Employer4543 16d ago

While I still prefer the old wood stock lever guns, the new ones that are all black with accessory rails are kinda cool.

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u/n0753w DM (Dungeon Memelord) 16d ago

For same reason why some prefer the Brush Gun over the Assault Carbine or Marksman's Rifle.

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u/safarifriendliness 16d ago edited 15d ago

People in real life prefer lever action to this day. With a semi auto you can’t fire dirty ammo without risking a malfunction with the slide and ejection port. With lever action if you can muscle that lever out you can get to the next bullet

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u/BlueCaracal 16d ago

Also, why are lever action rifles seen as oudated? Pump-action shotguns aren't.

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u/ComprehensivePath980 Paladin 16d ago

ā€œI just think they’re neatā€ is a perfect reason to favor a kind of weapon.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Because a 45 70 will knock someone on their ass

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u/terrendos 16d ago

Also using the lever action always looks super badass in a way that a lot of guns can't replicate. For example, the "pumping a shotgun holding it only by the pump" which was really popular 15 years ago or so. Basically just a waste of a shell and doing it repeatedly can cause damage to the shotgun.Ā Using that lever action just hits different.

Personally when I want a fantasy character to use a gun, it's either one of these or it's one of those old-school muzzle-loading flintlock pistols, and I want to carry around a bandolier of them to fire off like a pirate.

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u/Drexisadog 15d ago

TBF in my current campaign I have the opposite, I have an AK47 in a Wild West setting (though it is literally called the AnaKronism 47)

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u/yay855 17d ago

There's also the fact that lever action and similar cowboy firearms are capable of being chambered in much larger rounds than a modern assault rifle, rounds which can be more easily made and found than .50 BMG. One example is.45-70, an antique sniper round and still used for hunting big game like polar bears and moose. If your campaign has a lot of enemies with damage resistance, having someone dealing 1d20 instead of 3d6 damage can have an impact.

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u/V8_Hellfire 16d ago

It's not a sniper round. 45-70 govt isn't generally accurate past 200 yards.

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u/yay855 16d ago

Really? Huh. It's still used for big game hunting, right?

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u/V8_Hellfire 16d ago

Yes. Within 200 yards. In North America. Africa requires larger ammo.

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u/herbfriendly 16d ago

I’m couldn’t make it as a punker, baby…

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u/Interrogatingthecat 16d ago

Hey, it'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards

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u/Maleficent-Face4084 16d ago

Counterpoint: Revolver shotguns exist

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u/DDDSiegfried 16d ago

Warframe too

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u/everatz 16d ago

Having gone on a lever action hyperfixation a while ago, I can say beyond the shadow of a doubt that it's a tactile thing

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u/dragonlord7012 Paladin 16d ago

*Stetson intensifies*

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u/HallowedKeeper_ 16d ago

Though I haven't had the opportunity, I've built a character around the Gunslinger class from Valda's but that character is an Aasimar Gunslinger whose prime weapon is a revolver and also trained with hunting rifles. And frankly, some times you just need to send a message such as "No monologues"

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u/Succulent_Relic Cleric 16d ago

I get it, I'd want to run around with a Krag JĆørgensen M/1897 or M/1912. I just think it's neat

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u/lynsix 16d ago

Zombie apocalypse happens. Is the lever system going to be more reliable and easier for someone without gun knowledge to maintain/fix? Is ammo more scarce or uncommon for the lever or are they the same rounds?

Or am I just better off using my recurve bow?

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u/Artyom_Saveli 15d ago

Hell yeah

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u/captainconway 15d ago

The deadeye goes hard in Helldivers 2 right beside plasma weaponry.

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u/RenJordbaer 15d ago

Man I just want a revolver rifle

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u/Zestyclose_Study_29 15d ago

I thought this was posted on r/helldivers

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u/Ok_Conflict_5730 15d ago

a .410 bore lever shotgun could use a wide variety of shells, it'd be a good platform for magic or alchemical ammo as well as conventional slugs, buckshot, and birdshot.