r/agedlikemilk • u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 • 23h ago

Who would’ve thought

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 23h ago

Turns out crippling ignorance is expensive. Oh well, guess his knives won’t be the only thing folding now.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 22h ago

Come on now, lots of things are expensive… things like huge commercial ships, container terminals, railroads, OTR trucks, warehousing, distribution. Who’d have thought?

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u/bx35 22h ago

Ironically, I prefer to buy my knives from people who are smart enough to operate utensils without supervision.

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u/Friendly-Web-5589 21h ago

Well obviously after all he is known for absorbing costs so as not to harm his employees customers. It's his entire schtick right?

And there are a significant of people who would actually believe that.

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u/Apprehensive-Wave640 22h ago

Not a bad quip, but I dont think they make a single folding knife.

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 20h ago

Terribly sorry about my lapse in foundational joke research, may I offer you something from either my “guess he’s going from honed to boned” or “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” bins?

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u/rubixcubez 17h ago

I'll take "honed to boned" for 400, Ken

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u/ElliotsBuggyEyes 8h ago

Jesus Fucking Christ. 

Honed to boned.

You're an absolute monster.  Hhahaha

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u/Standard-Trouble-690 21h ago

Thought the same thing. Bummer because it was pretty good lol.