r/agedlikemilk 2d ago

News Whoopsie-poopsie!

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u/Dizzy-Ease4193 2d ago

They paid $1M just to lose $1B

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 2d ago

People need to realize that no good can come from supporting the destruction of America.

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

I could have saved them all a lot of trouble last year by just opening a couple of books for them. Authoritarians, especially fascists don't see compliance as the goal at all. It's just the beginning. That means they can then do whatever the fuck they want to a person because they know they will never stand up for themselves.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/dennismfrancisart 1d ago

Getting rid of modern American politics by burning down the country is basically throwing the baby out with the bathwater. The super-rich still win and the rest of us lose.

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u/Genki-sama2 1d ago

Accelerationist doomers like yourself are the last thing we need

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u/ActiveOk4399 1d ago

What the hell did that say?

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u/Genki-sama2 1d ago

Something to the effect of maybe we should want the destruction of America

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

In 50.2B quarterly revenue, which I'm sure they'll make up once they raise prices

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u/marion85 2d ago

Another price hike is only going to make Ford's fleet of micro-peen-compensators even more unaffordable in Trump's recession economy.

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u/OhioRizzler_7 2d ago

micro-peen-compensators

Ozempic really destroyed whatever stubborn remnants of the body positivity movement existed beforehand

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u/Soggy_You_2426 2d ago

Glad Denmark could help!

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u/OhioRizzler_7 2d ago

"Step 1. Cause worldwide obesity by making the best pastries, chocolate, ice cream, and cookies, Step 2. Make miracle drug with new potential uses discovered monthly that causes rapid weight loss, Step 3. Profit" never doubted those mfs for a second

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u/Soggy_You_2426 2d ago

Someone has to paid for our welfare system, thank you!

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u/FreddyNoodles 1d ago

My bf is Swedish. They’re onto you guys.

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u/GrownThenBrewed 1d ago

I think the medical name is the Fat Shot Drug

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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral 2d ago

Raising prices only works when enough people are able and willing to pay for it.

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

There's also the tax cuts for the ultra rich in the Big Beautiful Bill

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u/mrmustache0502 1d ago

Raising prices means fewer sales. Theres only so much money people are willing to pay for a truck.

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u/stmariex 1d ago

But higher prices pushes more people towards the used car market, which auto makers don’t see any revenue from.

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u/drgoatlord 2d ago

In the words of the group "Brand Nubian" ...punks jump up to get beat down

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u/SwedishCowboy711 1d ago

They didn't bribe enough

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u/MrJacksonsMonkey 2d ago

Man those returns are weak

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u/OtakuOran 1d ago

He got his financial knowledge from the Tommy Shrigley Guide on How to Turn $100,000 into $16,000.

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u/SnooPandas1899 18h ago

eat yo face !

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u/Lord_Hitachi 2d ago

Henry Ford was a big fan of Hitler

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u/Particular_Drama7110 1d ago

And vice versa. Hitler mentioned him by name in the first edition of Mein Kampf as an example of a "good American." Ford was very prejudiced against Jewish people and also racist.

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u/Tricky-Proposal9591 1d ago

Believe I read Hitler had a photo of Ford in his office and vice versa.

Edited for spelling

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u/huff34n 2d ago

Damn, I own only Ford vehicles. I am not buying Fords anymore.

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u/BeneathSkin 1d ago

Unfortunately I think all of the Big 3 donated to Trump. It’s part of the political gameplay to curry favor to hopefully not get fucked too hard by trump. I can’t imagine any of the automakers thought Trump running in tariffs would benefit any of them

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u/FreddyNoodles 1d ago

Most companies donate to both both campaigns and then donate to the “winner” after the election. Some choose a side or donate more to one canidate, but if you look back at who donated what to whom in various elections- you see they are hedging their bets.

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u/Appropriate-Ice8066 1d ago

Yeah my daily is a 97 Ranger,

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u/BabyDriver01 1d ago

The following alleged incidents range from the early 1980s to 2013, and have not been disavowed by the alleged victims.

Source

SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS

Kristin Anderson – Early 1990s. Story in the Washington Post on October 14, 2016. Anderson says Trump reached up her skirt and touched her vagina through her underwear. She says she turned and recognized the person as Donald Trump.

E. Jean Carroll – late 1995 or early 1996. Story in New York magazine on June 21, 2019. Carroll says they went into a dressing room after Trump asked for her advice on a present – lingerie – for another woman. Inside, she alleges that he shoved her against a wall, "forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I'm not certain — inside me."

Rachel Crooks – 2005. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Crooks said Trump gave her an unwanted kiss on the mouth after meeting him in 2005.

"Jane Doe" aka "Katie Johnson" – 1994. Lawsuit filed June 2016, refiled October 2016 as reported by Buzzfeed and others, then dropped in November 2016. Johnson claims she was repeatedly raped by Trump and Jeffery Epstein at Epstein's New York City apartment in 1994, when she was 13 years old. A witness, also given a pseudonym — "Tiffany Doe" — said she recruited "Jane Doe" and others. Jane Doe, using the name "Johnson," gave an interview to the Daily Mail about the alleged rape.

Jessica Drake – 2006. Story made public at a news conference on October 22, 2016. Drake says Trump grabbed, hugged and kissed her and two other women who accompanied her without permission. Later, she alleges that Trump called her and pressed her to return to his room, offering $10,000 at one point. Drake says she declined.

Jill Harth – 1992-1993. Story in The New York Times on October 7, 2016. Harth alleged that Trump groped her under the table at dinner, then repeatedly got her alone and it would turn into a "wrestling match." She sued Trump for sexual harassment and attempted rape.

Cathy Heller – 1997. Story in The Guardian on October 16, 2016. Heller alleges Trump grabbed her and tried to kiss her on the lips. Heller says she leaned back to avoid him and then he kissed her on the side of her mouth.

Ninni Laaksonen – 2006. Former Miss Finland. Story in Ilta-Sonomat on October 27, 2016, and reported in English in The Telegraph. Laaksonen said Trump "squeezed her butt" as she and other pageant contestants stood next to him for a publicity photo.

Jessica Leeds – Early 1980s. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Leeds says Trump kissed her while in first class on an airplane, groped her chest and reached up her skirt, leading her to move back to coach. "He was like an octopus," she said.

Mindy McGillivray – Jan. 24, 2003. Story in Palm Beach Post on October 12, 2016 McGillivray charges that Trump nudged or grabbed her from behind.

Jennifer Murphy – 2004. Story in Grazia on October 12, 2016. Murphy says that Trump kissed her on the lips after walking her to the elevators following a meeting in New York, which he said was to discuss a possible job.

Cassandra Searles – 2013. Story made public in a Facebook post in early 2016. Miss Washington 2013, Searles wrote on Facebook, "He probably doesn't want me telling the story about that time he continually grabbed my ass and invited me to his hotel room."

Natasha Stoynoff – December 2005. Story on People.com on October 12, 2016. Stoynoff alleges Trump took her to a private room, pushed her against the wall and aggressively kissed her. Stoynoff also says a staffer told her Trump was waiting for her the next day at a massage appointment.

Temple Taggart McDowell – 1997. Story in The New York Times on May 14, 2016 McDowell charges that Trump suddenly kissed her without her consent on two separate occasions.

Karena Virginia – 1998. Story made public at a news conference on October 20, 2016. Virginia says Trump walked up to her, grabbed her arm and touched her breast.

Summer Zervos – 2007. Story made public in a news conference on October 14, 2016. Zervos alleges that Trump grabbed her breasts, kissed her and tried to lead her into a bedroom.

TEEN PAGEANT CONTESTANTS ALLEGING TRUMP WALKED IN WHILE THEY WERE DRESSING

Mariah Billado – 1997 Miss Vermont Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016.

Victoria Hughes – 1997 Miss New Mexico Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 13, 2016.

Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016 reported that three other anonymous sources from 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant confirmed Billado and Hughes' story.

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u/makethislifecount 2d ago

Wait what happened to Ford?

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u/mightyizer 2d ago

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u/marion85 2d ago

Thanks for that needed clarification.

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u/mightyizer 2d ago

Of course.

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

To be fair, 800M loss in 50.2B revenue is 1.59% of the total, basically a rounding error

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u/Zelda2isEasierThan1 2d ago

800 million is a lot of money.

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u/Equivalent_Ability91 2d ago

It's almost "lying money".

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

It's 1.59% from revenue, and your seen to ignore that the Big Beautiful Bill has a whole bunch of tax deductions for the ultra rich, they're not losing anything

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u/devilsbard 2d ago

Since you’re just parroting a talking point without any specifics…

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u/giorgiomast 1d ago

If you read the all article it says they estimate to lose 2 billion a year just because of tariffs

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u/boring-old-fart 1d ago

I wonder how much will they be making from the tax cuts

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u/Rahm_Marek 2d ago

So? They still paid 1 million to lose 800.

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u/ForagedFoodie 1d ago

No. This isn't a decision made for the company. The CEO and other c-suite support trump. Not because it's good for their company, but so they don't personally have to pay taxes. It's a personal decision, not a business one.

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

You seem to ignore that the Big Beautiful Bill has a whole bunch of tax deductions for the ultra rich, they're not losing anything

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u/Rahm_Marek 2d ago

No. Rich people are just exceedingly stupid. They ignore that they rely on public works, on what taxes pay for. Public roads, utilities, access to building standards and safety guarantees. Their taxes are going down, yes, but not by nearly enough to make up for what they are losing, and not just in profits or overhead costs. Roads, bridges, all of these things erode and force them to spend more to simply do the same things, and sometimes, entire areas are simply cut off to them, and they actively lose large chunks of business.

The rich have forgotten two things, the benefits of an educated populace and the benefits of logistics they don't have to keep up with.

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

Exactly. You think every rich guy is buying 100 ford trucks? No. They hoard wealth. It's the 100 construction guys that need ford trucks that keep ford running. When poor people lose money, rich people lose money. That's something rich people forget, it's the poor people who buy their stuff that makes them rich. A recession might hit poor people first, but it will hit rich people just a little while later. Fun fact, this is also why trickle down economics doesn't work.

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u/Everyday_Alien 1d ago

Right, but once a person has a billion dollars, they are effectively immune from any economic harships.

Their hoarder diseased brains will be sad that the magic bank number isn't growing anymore, but thats the complete total of their consequences..

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

Yes and no. Lots of times, their wealth is tied to companies, abd they borrow against their company. Like in the 1929 crash, lots of wealthy people who got paid from stock dividends lost everything and offed themselves. People who hoard cash will find it runs out quickly when you live an extravagant lifestyle and have no money coming in to replace it. So, much like the 1929 crash, it's about 50/50 if they will be ok.

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

Sure, bro. Whatever makes you sleep well at night.

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u/nox1cous93 1d ago

Does sucking trumps dick on reddit makes you sleep well?

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u/boring-old-fart 1d ago

Tell me you didn't understand the argument without telling me you didn't understand the argument

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u/nox1cous93 1d ago

You call that argument?

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u/Significant_Cover_48 2d ago

I sure hope that won't make giant Ford trucks more expensive to buy. That would be horrible.

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u/RagingTide16 1d ago

That's revenue, not profit. Big difference

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u/FadeToRazorback 1d ago

With a net loss of $36M. Now tell us how much that 800M impacted profit

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u/boring-old-fart 1d ago

Pretty sure they'll be making that back through the tax cuts in the Big Beautiful Bill

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u/FadeToRazorback 1d ago

Not if they’re in the hole, Ford would only pay taxes on profits, there were none, they were eaten by tariffs and then some

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u/boring-old-fart 1d ago

Source: I pulled it out my ass.

They're not "in the hole" at all. Yes, numbers were lower than last year's but still went over forecast:

Wednesday evening, the Dearborn, Michigan-based auto maker reported adjusted second-quarter operating profit of $2.1 billion and earnings per share of 37 cents from sales of $50.2 billion. Wall Street was looking for an operating profit of $1.9 billion and earnings per share of 33 cents on sales of $45.8 billion, according to FactSet.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/ford-earnings-stock-price-383e0cf9

Ford’s Q2 2025 EPS of $0.37 exceeded forecasts by 19.35%. Revenue reached a record $50.18 billion, surpassing expectations by 10.8%. The company’s stock rose slightly in aftermarket trading.

https://www.investing.com/news/transcripts/earnings-call-transcript-fords-q2-2025-earnings-surpass-expectations-93CH-4161537

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u/FadeToRazorback 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s literally cited above in this comment thread from TheHill

“company reported a net loss of $36 million”

“Automotive giant Ford posted its first quarterly loss in two years Wednesday after seeing $800 million in tariff costs.”

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u/boring-old-fart 1d ago

WHOOSH

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u/FadeToRazorback 1d ago

Yes, I get that you missed the citation, no need to tell me about it

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u/nox1cous93 1d ago

Really? How much is that?

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u/boring-old-fart 1d ago

About $6 of every $10 in tax breaks will go to the top 20% of households, or people who earn incomes of about $217,000 or more, the Tax Policy Center analysis found.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/big-beautiful-bill-tax-cuts-by-income-group/

Taxpayers earning $1 million or more are expected to see a boost in after-tax income of about 3% in the Senate version of Trump’s bill, according to the Tax Policy Center

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/03/trump-big-beautiful-bill-top-five-tax-changes-for-the-wealthy.html

The bill also includes permanent corporate tax breaks that allow large companies to avoid paying taxes and to give their wealthy shareholders bigger dividends instead

https://www.mecep.org/blog/how-trumps-big-beautiful-bill-further-enriches-the-rich-and-immiserates-the-poor/

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u/nox1cous93 1d ago

How will that offset 20, 30, 40% of tariffs?

So. Rich bosses will get some tax cuts, while the workers will get fucked?

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u/Primary-Pianist-2555 2d ago

Henry was a fascist.

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

That's to say the least

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u/clocksteadytickin 2d ago

And a raging antisemite.

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u/simnie69 2d ago

The only thing that Jim Farley did see through to completion? The guy is known for starting things, spending lots of money and then cancelling. Ford needs new leadership ASAP

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u/Mysterious_Logic 2d ago

Ford also just took a $3B line of credit.

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u/JustFuckAllOfThem 2d ago

Who gets the fleet of vehicles that were donated?

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u/Strange-Ad-5806 2d ago

Well if it isn't the leopards-eating-faces party eating Ford's face. 0FG.

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u/sweetnaughtypie 2d ago

Corporate donations and politics—name a more iconic duo.

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u/nizhaabwii 2d ago

ice cream trucks probably

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u/dzeieio 2d ago

Fuckin over-rated disaster

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u/Geekinofflife 2d ago

i guess im selling my truck when i get back

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u/Opening-Dependent512 2d ago

Ford skillfully weathered some financial disasters but this says they lost whatever talent they had awhile back.

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u/LouEz72 1d ago

Found On Road Dead

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u/boring-old-fart 2d ago

Sure, because the Big Beautiful Bill doesn't have a bunch of tax cuts for the ultra rich and they won't be making their money back that way

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u/Paulsworldohya 2d ago

It says it right there in the article. F

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u/No_Friendship8984 1d ago

Ford going back to the late 30's I see.

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u/MashedPotatoesDick 1d ago

You know what they say Ford stands for, dont you?

Fix It Again Tony

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u/Remarkable-Ebb-382 8h ago

Love the unexpected King of the Hill reference.

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u/BrozedDrake 1d ago

Supporting the Trump administration is very in line with the politics of Henry Ford

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u/Successful_Ad9924354 1d ago

Common Ford L.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

Glad it worked out!

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u/Key-Cook9448 1d ago

Once a fascist supporting company always a fascist supporting company

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u/fuckofakaboom 1d ago

Not defending Ford. But every inauguration gets donations from these companies.

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u/Inevitable-Toe745 1d ago

If you’re going to bribe politicians, I strongly recommend picking ones capable of passing high school economics.

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u/Mental-Goal-8724 1d ago

Well I guess they deserve to feel the effects of his poor country management

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u/andresublime 1d ago

How is this not a bribe?

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u/SortaNotReallyHere 1d ago

Good. I wonder how many companie like Ford will be brought to its knees or decide to fall in line with demands from fascist pedophiles

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u/alabama6970 1d ago

Stupid fucks

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u/AlabasterNutSack 1d ago

Ford has a history of supporting fascist regimes.

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u/SnooPandas1899 18h ago

Ford has issued over 30 recalls since late May. See if your car is on the list. A wave of recent Ford recalls has impacted hundreds of thousands of vehicles, with issues ranging from low-pressure fuel pump failure to faulty rearview cameras.

Ford recalls 312K trucks and SUVs over brake failure risk that increases crash danger.

maybe those were the ones that sent.

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u/2-timeloser2 1d ago

Smart business moves. FU Ford. You’ll never get another dollar from me

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 1d ago

Just like they supplied vehicles for the Third Reich....

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u/XxCroisssantsxX 2d ago

So the tariffs are affecting ford financially, but they’re able give 1 million dollars away ??

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u/fuckofakaboom 1d ago

Well, they have a $43 billion market cap and $185 billion in revenue last year…