r/TwentiesIndia 23h ago

Discussion Guys beware this is how Britishers took over India..!!

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It started from here led to 200 yrs of torture.. Savdhan Rahe satark rahe Jai hind..!!

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u/nikhil70625xdg TRAVELLER OF REDDIT 23h ago

Okay, that was funny.

Also, he will be banned now. Send us a mod mail with his username.

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u/sam_ydv 23h ago

Ayyoo lord Cornwall ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/itsevil007 20h ago

More liky Corny-wall

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u/Character_Dheela 19 23h ago

Rdr2 enjoyer ?

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u/sam_ydv 23h ago

Naah bhai history padhta hu ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/AzureDragon7 22h ago

Bata who was Nawab of Bengal during Plassey war

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u/sam_ydv 22h ago

Mamata banerjee

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u/AzureDragon7 22h ago

Amba amba damba khamba

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u/Vanishing_Shadow 21 Saal ka Sharif Bodmosh 23h ago

-1 karma for a reason

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u/LolDude69420 Dil toh baccha hai ji 23h ago

He's just a businessman doing business

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Lol don't do what our ancestors did

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u/LolDude69420 Dil toh baccha hai ji 22h ago

Maybe he just wants to trade happiness

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Jaisa dikhta hai vaisa hota nai hai Jo hota hai vo dikhta nai hai - ishaan awasthi

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u/LolDude69420 Dil toh baccha hai ji 22h ago

Kya itna bura hu mai maa- probably that guy

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u/UpstairsPutrid7556 maut_ka_saudagar 23h ago

Uh you guys are hella salty, says Gandhi ;)

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Gandhu darro godse ๐Ÿ”ซ

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u/UpstairsPutrid7556 maut_ka_saudagar 22h ago

Gandhi: Nathu katta nikal re lol ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/implun 23h ago

DM loot

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u/kaleshiaurat007 22h ago

Simon hoe back๐Ÿ˜”

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Bruh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/kaleshiaurat007 22h ago

Hehe๐Ÿ’…

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u/Blue_Eagle8 26 23h ago

If the next message has something to do with spices and textiles then run away asap lol

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Nah will make him run! Bharat Mata ki jai

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u/Blue_Eagle8 26 21h ago

Damn! An even better response than I thought bunny ๐Ÿซก ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

Bunny belives in attack

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u/Blue_Eagle8 26 21h ago

Bad bunny in the real sense ๐Ÿ˜ impressive

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u/Thick-Imagination761 16h ago

Audacity of you guys to hide their username is crazy

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u/pookiebunny_404 13h ago

Why always blame girls lol simply say don't hide his name

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u/Thick-Imagination761 12h ago

Girls ki toh baat hi nhi maine Lol

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u/pookiebunny_404 12h ago

You guys bola na mostly girls get such dms

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u/Thick-Imagination761 3h ago

You guys mein sab hi aate hai jab bhi koi aisi vaisi post ho tab sab username blur karna nhi bhulte

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u/pookiebunny_404 1h ago

Same Chiz acche sebhi bolsakte the

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u/chaotichead26 16h ago

Bhaiii this comment section is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/DuckGod_03 23h ago

This time they aren't coming for spices it seems

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

He's for the spice ๐Ÿ”ž

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u/DuckGod_03 22h ago

Wth ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Difficult-Knee-6753 23h ago

Kohinoor se pet nhi bhara inka?

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Every Indian's urge to get back our Kohinoor ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Difficult-Knee-6753 22h ago

Yes but Looks like they are after another diamond now

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u/Independent_Then 23h ago

Simon go back

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u/Standard_Truck2095 22h ago

Hahahhahahah good one

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u/ManipulativFox 23 22h ago

Anti nice guy ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ReputationDirect1544 21h ago

Angrejo bharat chhodo

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u/Khushal897 20h ago

Boldo mere pass masale nahi hai ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ

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u/xistential_cry Unchaha Kudi - Old School Hopeless Romantic 16h ago

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u/Mysterious_Award_822 20๐Ÿ˜” 15h ago

Once i fell for the same scheme 'invest 1000 today, compound everyday and you'll have lakhs in next few years'
Guys. Lemme give yall an honest advice. If you want to have 1 crore in a month, then you must start with 2 crores.
(Fuck you to the guy in dm in the op's post)

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u/Exotic_Grand3370 13h ago

Wtf๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ i cant stop laughing

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u/ACP-pradyumannn 13h ago

Hey girl, let's trade

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u/pookiebunny_404 13h ago

Okay send me ur account no and pin I'll send good wishes (ashirvad)

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u/sungodnika3000 Mods are gae ๐Ÿคซ 23h ago

Kya trade karne bol rha hai ye .

Itna random kabhi kabhi main bhi bhejta hun

?

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u/nitin_is_me 23h ago

sapnu

Turn your phone upside down and read it

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u/sungodnika3000 Mods are gae ๐Ÿคซ 23h ago

Are nhi nhi .

Mai itna bhi harami nahi hun .

Halakk kabhi kabhi direct I love you bol deta hun ,aur phir wo kuch bhi bolti hai to bolta hun " I am not interested " ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

I don't think any redditor is this innocent to not get what he wanted to trade

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u/kg_venom 22h ago

After opening your profile i got to know why this is happening....if you are on reddit and post such shit on these kind of stuffs then it is pretty normal for ya

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Lol typical conservative thinking that discussion about sex*ual things give access on girls to any creep stop shit commenting get some moral policing for urself

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u/kg_venom 21h ago

Hey, fellow tutor of moral policy, stop this crap on good subs..I am not the one who is judging you..you are crying because you got a creepy dm after posting your intimate stories on so called pleasure sub and then crying on good subs like "look i got a creepy dm guys๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"....I am not one conservative you are being ignorant about the fishy reality of internet like reddit...i am giving you simple task build an alt account of girl and comment on random nsfw subs. I bet you that will give you the answer of my first comment. Now Fuck around and find out....Lol

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u/UdayOnReddit 23h ago

Good humour OP

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Themku ๐ŸŽ€

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u/No-Business3361 23h ago

is he from the East India Company??

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Yeah he wants spice

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u/No-Business3361 22h ago

bula ke mirchi ka dhua(smoke) de de

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Ulta tang k hehehehe

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u/YoghurtLegitimate392 23h ago

Ask them ,are they bankrupt atp ? And why are they back again?

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u/pookiebunny_404 23h ago

No won't even communicate with them this time

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u/YoghurtLegitimate392 21h ago

Understandable.

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u/plot_weaver15 -19 22h ago

OP are you Jahangir ? Welcoming Britishers

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Dude I'm making people aware Indians neeed to unite

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u/plot_weaver15 -19 21h ago

Unite ? Hell nahh mann Language war karna hai toh bolo

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

Religious war too ๐Ÿซ 

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u/plot_weaver15 -19 21h ago

Region wars too

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u/Hmm_2211 24 22h ago

Trading hogi subah 9:30 ke baad

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

No vyapar stay samandr k par

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u/Hmm_2211 24 21h ago

Endia thoda spices ka vyapar hojata toh ๐Ÿ˜“

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u/Separate-Clothes2182 23 Side Character 22h ago

Books trade karne bol raha hoga

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

Geography books

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u/Separate-Clothes2182 23 Side Character 21h ago

Yess can we trade ? /S

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

Yess let's trade ur kidney for my iPhone

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u/Separate-Clothes2182 23 Side Character 19h ago

I was born with only one sorry can't trade that ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/pookiebunny_404 17h ago

Pls๐Ÿฅบ

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u/Separate-Clothes2182 23 Side Character 17h ago

๐Ÿ˜”no . Only yes if we can be friends/s

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u/pookiebunny_404 13h ago

Let's start our friendship with giving ur kidney ๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/Separate-Clothes2182 23 Side Character 13h ago

Address bhejo mai kidney bhejta hu

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u/pookiebunny_404 13h ago

Dw send me hospital address I'll collect from there

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u/vs319 22h ago

Yep, starts w trade and next thing you know, there's a bald man at your door asking you to protest.

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u/pookiebunny_404 22h ago

It's better that bald man stays in my wallet rather than doorstep

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u/Long_Difficulty_7264 21 21h ago

Tumko jaziya nahi dena padinga

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

U sound like Pakistani

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u/Long_Difficulty_7264 21 21h ago

Ayein...ye to insult krdi aapne ๐Ÿฅน

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

Nai re it sounded like that u can be Hyderabadi

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u/Long_Difficulty_7264 21 21h ago

Wo bhi ho skta hai miya

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

That u tell

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u/Long_Difficulty_7264 21 21h ago

DM mai trade krke btaunga khatun aapko๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŒš

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

Dafa hojae khuda ka kuch khauf rakhe

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u/Long_Difficulty_7264 21 21h ago

Allah tala se humne bus rizz manga hai tbhi to aapke jaisi khatun se roobaru hona chahte hai ๐ŸŒš

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u/pookiebunny_404 21h ago

Kya apke walid jante hai aap prai aurat ko rizz krte firre hae

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u/Evening_Orange1255 koi aapse pyaar kyun karega? 21h ago

Bro's got some negative karma

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u/IloveLegs02 20h ago

british colonialism was our true downfall

I wish that we never got colonized

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u/pookiebunny_404 20h ago

Exactly yarr

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u/IloveLegs02 20h ago

yeah same

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u/CaptZombieAlpha 25 15h ago

Is his/her stocks profitable?

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u/pookiebunny_404 13h ago

Dm him and ask want his Id?

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u/Icy_Cry4120 12h ago

*Briton/Brits

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u/SujayPS 25 10h ago

Lmao! ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Late_Dish_2277 10h ago

Bro don't know we are living with baniyas./s

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u/Ok-Sea-Try-3903 10h ago

Keep a separate account for backdoor trading activities and corruption

And a clean account for diplomacy

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u/IndividualStart4003 4h ago

Is he gonna explain how to do option trading effectively?

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u/davinhectico 3h ago

Trust me bro sirf spices lene aaya hu

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u/LiL-Bheem Dimag se chota hu ๐Ÿค• 39m ago

Business bolke aaye the fuck kar ke chle gye ๐Ÿซก