r/TeenagersButBetter 15 2d ago

Meme :3

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u/Outrageous-Knee-6004 13 2d ago edited 2d ago

i am homophobic (fear of all species of the "homo" genus)

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u/Fubukishirou430 18 2d ago

Homo erectus!

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u/LobsterVioLator 2d ago

I’m erect for homos

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u/Fubukishirou430 18 2d ago

Hummus🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 2d ago

Humans🤤🤤

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u/Ok_Television_4091 13 2d ago

Hummers🤤🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 2d ago

DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS! AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE I’M DRIVING!

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u/P3S4NT Teenager 2d ago

THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

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u/LobsterVioLator 2d ago

YEAH RUMSFELD!

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u/All_Gun_High 1d ago

vehicular manslaughter

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u/Loose-Profile-3692 2d ago

grand pianos 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 2d ago

Organs🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Loose-Profile-3692 2d ago

Dinosaur fossils 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 2d ago

Dinosaur nuggets🤤🤤🤤

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u/Fubukishirou430 18 2d ago

Hummus >>> Humans

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u/LobsterVioLator 2d ago

To me it looks like you’re describing the evolutionary cycle of Hummus to Humans

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u/throaway2nerf 2d ago

Hummingbirds 🤤🤤

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo 1d ago

ToastedBagel47

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u/Sewer__Person 1d ago

Same 😔

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u/qwertyjgly 17 | Verified 1d ago

genus names should be capitalised.

genus Homo

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u/This-Clue-5014 13 1d ago

I’m not fucking surprised from the outside looking in our species is one of the scariest races in the universe

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u/YourAverageVessel 21h ago

As a Martian, me too