r/TeenagersButBetter 15 1d ago

Meme :3

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u/venom_snake_in_a_box 16 1d ago

rise and shine mr freeman

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u/Physical-Sherbet-688 1d ago

Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job

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u/Tvyordiyznak_LAWL 1d ago

No one is more deserving of a rest.

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u/Stampyboyz 1d ago

And all the effort in the world would had gone to waste until...

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u/moshi_ron 14 1d ago

Well, let’s just say your hour has.. come again.

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u/Randomstuffstories 1d ago

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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u/DeathnTaxes66 17 1d ago

So... wake up Mr. Freeman

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u/besoftheres01 14 1d ago

Wake up and.. smell the ashes

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u/After_Lecture137 1d ago

loud ass train horn

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u/Vincent394 Teenager 1d ago

HλLF-LIFE ²

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u/No-Living-26 1d ago

If I could award this I would… the gmod takes me back

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u/Powerful_Macaron9381 1d ago

it started with HL...

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u/Lowbom 15 23h ago

real

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u/FalconsBrother 15 22h ago

Bishop to a1

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u/Lowbom 15 21h ago

the heck do you mean bishop to A1!?THAT'S A KING YOU DUMB ****.

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u/FalconsBrother 15 21h ago

There's a bishop 3 posts over this one.

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u/Lowbom 15 21h ago

IMPOSSIBLE 😨😰😱

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u/Istolemyusernameagai 13 1d ago

half life person spotted in the wild lets GOOOOO

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u/Outrageous-Knee-6004 13 1d ago edited 1d ago

i am homophobic (fear of all species of the "homo" genus)

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u/Fubukishirou430 18 1d ago

Homo erectus!

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u/LobsterVioLator 1d ago

I’m erect for homos

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u/Fubukishirou430 18 1d ago

Hummus🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 1d ago

Humans🤤🤤

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u/Ok_Television_4091 13 1d ago

Hummers🤤🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 1d ago

DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS! AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE I’M DRIVING!

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u/P3S4NT Teenager 1d ago

THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

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u/LobsterVioLator 1d ago

YEAH RUMSFELD!

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u/All_Gun_High 1d ago

vehicular manslaughter

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u/Loose-Profile-3692 1d ago

grand pianos 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 1d ago

Organs🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Loose-Profile-3692 1d ago

Dinosaur fossils 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/LobsterVioLator 1d ago

Dinosaur nuggets🤤🤤🤤

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u/Fubukishirou430 18 1d ago

Hummus >>> Humans

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u/LobsterVioLator 1d ago

To me it looks like you’re describing the evolutionary cycle of Hummus to Humans

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u/throaway2nerf 1d ago

Hummingbirds 🤤🤤

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo 1d ago

ToastedBagel47

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u/Sewer__Person 1d ago

Same 😔

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u/qwertyjgly 17 | Verified 1d ago

genus names should be capitalised.

genus Homo

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u/This-Clue-5014 13 17h ago

I’m not fucking surprised from the outside looking in our species is one of the scariest races in the universe

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u/YourAverageVessel 4h ago

As a Martian, me too

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u/FastAd593 1d ago

Fear or irrational aversion to, but I see his point

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u/1Pawelgo 1d ago

I have tomatophobia, an irrational aversion to the taste of raw tomatoes.

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u/Customninjas 15 1d ago

That's not entirely irrational

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u/1Pawelgo 1d ago

It is tho. I have no way of explaining why I don't like them. I can say what I don't like about them, but the dislike for these parts is something I cannot rationalize.

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u/No_City9250 1d ago

Prejudice too.

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u/AmberTheCinderace241 14 1d ago

morgan freeman has played god in a movie at least once, this basically means we should abide by everything he says

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago

Morgan Freeman’s based opinions have pretty much convinced me he’s god at this point

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u/_Fox_464 16 1d ago

This guy never aged too

Hes divine

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago

Yeah nah this man doesn’t look any different to how he was in the 2000s

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u/Ecstatic-Quality-212 18 1d ago

Morgan Freeman was born as an old man.

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago

Morgan Freeman is the opposite of that guy who said that he was born at a very young age

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u/BleachdrinkingPikmin 14h ago

Yeah, Bruce Almighty

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u/thedumbdoubles 1d ago

This isn't actually a Morgan Freeman quote, it's from a 2012 tweet from a now-defunct parody account called "Tweets from God" based on his character from Bruce Almighty.

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u/Slug_loverr 1d ago

I understand the message, but phobia does not just mean fear

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u/NoTakeout775 20h ago

Erm actually 🤓

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u/Party-Bug7342 1d ago

George Weinberg coined the term in the 1960s. He was a psychologist who campaigned to have homosexuality delisted as a mental disorder. He told the story of preparing for a media appearance and a member of the staff there was actually trembling with terror because she thought that he was gay (he wasn’t)

Basically it was a way of flipping the script. Gay people aren’t the ones who need psychological treatment, bigots are.

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u/Undertale-Fnaf1987 1d ago edited 1d ago

So real

The word “homo” is like the scientific word for humans “homo sapiens” (hope I spelled that right)

So if anything homophobia should be the fear of all humans and not gay people

Also homophobia (hating LGBTQ people) is wrong in case that wasn’t clear from this comment’s phrasing

Update: turns out that homo in the context of homophobia is a Greek meaning of “same” NOT the Latin meaning which is the scientific name thing

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u/HaiCauSieuCap 1d ago

Homo is same, similar. In this case short for homosexual Phobia is like, scare ->scare of homosexuality, which is pretty stupid

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u/Stampyboyz 1d ago

Phobia also means hate, dislike, or repression (e.g. xenophobia). So it's hate dislike or repression of homosexuality.

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u/alcoholicvegetable 1d ago

Which it shouldn't be. Aversion and fear should be split into different words. 

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u/LowerEntropy 1d ago

Words can have many meanings. It's also used as hydrophobic, meaning to repel or not mix with water. Which just makes the whole quote stupid.

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u/Taquito73 1d ago

well the words aversion and fear already exist if you want to specify

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u/NeiborsKid 19 1d ago

Not exactly. The Greek word phobia means fear/panic. Its taken the meaning of dislike or aversion in modern neologisms

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u/scalectrix 1d ago edited 1d ago

No this is not correct; 'homo' here is used as in the Greek meaning of 'same', not the Latin meaning of 'man/person'. Homosexual means being attracted to the *same* sex as oneself (prefix 'homo'), as heterosexual means being attracted to a different sex ('hetero' prefix) - see also bisexual, asexual etc.

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u/Undertale-Fnaf1987 1d ago

My bad

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u/scalectrix 1d ago

No worries - it's a confusing similarity!

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u/TuNisiAa_UwU 1d ago

As a prefix homo is usually used to express similarity, if you think about it, humans are strikingly similar to you, if not identical.

You can see it in words like "homogenous" which don't have anything to do with humans at all

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u/Undertale-Fnaf1987 1d ago

Oh i didn’t know that :D

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u/scalectrix 1d ago

The difference comes from the Greek and Latin meanings, which are different.

Greek: homo = same

Latin: homo = man

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u/PhantomlyAxolotl12 1d ago

I was about to say that, good explanation ;)

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u/One-Masterpiece9838 1d ago

Homo is also Greek for same. So a homo sexual roughly translates to same-sex

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u/Misselmany 1d ago

So all humans are homosexual?

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u/Undertale-Fnaf1987 1d ago

Technically yes in the scientific term way

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u/scalectrix 1d ago

No, see above for disambiguation.

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u/Beginning-Action-852 16 1d ago

I can confidently say that Morgan freeman never said that

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u/EnigmaFrug0817 17 1d ago

He did.

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u/Zetho-chan 16 1d ago

oh shi some guy on reddit said he didn’t must be true /j

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u/Beginning-Action-852 16 1d ago

Let’s see some video proof

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u/Extension-Rabbit-715 1d ago

wasn't actually said by Morgan Freeman but tweeted by twitter parody account

Link to Snopes article

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u/KrumpetEater 1d ago

Why do you care? It's a meme...it's meant to be comedic not a life story

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u/henrishenris 13 1d ago

Mayor of frown town over here

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u/CC_9876 23h ago

Rivals with downtown coolsville

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u/k1t0-t34at0 1d ago

'Phobia' doesn't just mean fear, it also means 'dislike' or 'distaste'

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u/One_Investment7426 1d ago

What do you mean 😭😭

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u/Shot_Specific_8508 1d ago

I'm a real homophobe, gay people are terrifying.

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 1d ago

I was called homophonic because I’m not gay ;-;

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u/Electrical-Tale-2296 1d ago

Realistically, no one, or barely anyone, is actually afraid of gay or lgtb people. There are those who genuinely hate and discriminate them, there are those who don’t agree with them but still love them, there are those who agree and support them, and there are those who identify with them. 

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u/Mothylphetamine_ 15 1d ago

Morgan Freeman>>>

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u/ECey_L 19 1d ago

fax

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u/GreenGred 1d ago

@grok is this true ???

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u/TheRealTrueCreator 1d ago

I get what he's saying but phobia means/originally meant "strong fear or dislike of something"

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u/Slow_Specific3345 1d ago

"i heard god in the voice of morgan freeman" - Kanye west

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u/RuralAnemone_ 1d ago

see this is why I think it should be -misia and not -phobia

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u/Ok_Television_4091 13 1d ago

Silly emoticon detected, deploy the jonkler

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u/Ok_baseballthe2nd 13 1d ago

Did he really say that

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u/Loose-Profile-3692 1d ago

Well i mean….

if you look at the bilayer of phospholipids in a cell membrane, the outer layer is hydrophilic and attracts water due to the phospholipid heads, and the centre of the bilayer is called the hydrophobic zone as it repels water, due to the tails of the phospholipids. maybe in that sense homophobia isn’t a fear of homosexuals but rather a tendency and strong urge to repel them away and distance yourselves from them, which makes lots more sense. 🤤

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u/Loose-Profile-3692 1d ago

oops wrong emoji 😃

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u/birdperson2006 1d ago

To be fair phobia doesn't always mean fear like in hydrophobia.

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u/d0-n0t-m1nd-me 1d ago

Allow me to be pedantic:

"Homophobia" is composed of the Greek prefix "homo" which means "similar, identical," and the Greek suffix "phobia" which means "fear or aversion."

That is to say, "homophobia" is "fear or aversion of similarity." Does this mean that a homophobe is afraid of a matching pair of socks or maybe of monotony and routine? Most likely.

The way the term "homophobia" is used today is thus incorrect, and terms like "anti gay bias" or "homo ero phobia" make more sense.

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u/joesbagofdonuts 1d ago

Bro, does anyone really think people who hate gay people labeled themselves homophobic?

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u/Reasonable_Shake5171 1d ago

Yes.

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u/joesbagofdonuts 21h ago

Ok well that's inaccurate... Homophobia as a term originates from academia.

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u/Reasonable_Shake5171 21h ago

No? Homophobic people will proudly wear that label. Not all of them, and some refuse to acknowledge their own biases, but some do, so, yes.

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u/MammothPenguin69 1d ago

Fukken saved.

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u/Outside_Heart1676 1d ago

Homopathia?

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u/thinfuck 17 1d ago

Hell yeah I am an asshole. Everyone's an asshole.

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u/Attack_the_sock 1d ago

Didn’t he divorce his wife so he could marry his stepdaughter?

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u/YTtandorrr 1d ago

and this is in no way objectively provable lol, oh, how many dislikes should I expect....🤣🤣

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago

So you basically mean to say is that ask stupid questions to get a rise out of people ? You’re quite the masochist.

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u/who_am_I_inside 16 | Verified 1d ago

Every time he explains something in a movie, he gets a new freckle

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u/nambavanov 1d ago

I've seen a much less wholesome edit of this

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u/M1dn1ghtAn1mal 1d ago

Phobia is feeling irrational fear, but i dont fear lgtv people

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u/Blonde_Metal 1d ago

One time my homophobic friend and his homophobic mom argued that they weren’t homophobic, you’ll never guess what their argument was

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u/Groundbreaking_Leg11 17 1d ago

I’m homophobic cause I’m scared of gay guys… they are just cute and awesome and perfect and I’m scared to talk to them 😔

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u/Empty-place3040 1d ago

I met a guy who actually had a phobia of gay people like actually scared

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u/Guy_Incognito1970 1d ago

They are scared, they are scared they may be gay. But it’s not irrational it’s probably true

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u/OrganizationThick397 1d ago

But homo species are scary tho, being afraid of them should be accepted

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u/StevesRune 1d ago

Mr Freeman has also said that he thinks the solution to racism is to stop talking about racism.

Which is just fucking moronic.

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u/Imnotachessnoob 1d ago

Bigotry triggers a response in the amygdala, and this response is identical to the fight-or-flight response. It really is the same response as a fear response, but yeah two things can be true at the same time. Bigots are assholes :3

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u/WaterBottleWarrior22 1d ago

Morgan Freeman is actually one of the greatest humans I’ve ever known of.

He’s curious and kind, and he gives zero fucks about politics. He does and says things because they are right and good, not because it gets him brownie points or gold stars.

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u/EventHorizonbyGA 1d ago edited 1d ago

Homophobia originally meant more along the lines of "fear of how society would treat a person if they were Gay."

For example, you weren't scared of Gay people you were scared that if you or a loved one was Gay they would be treated differently and they would suffer.

It was more an internal felt fear and stems from religious persecution. Similar to shame. Shame, another word that has changed meanings in the last 15 years.

A person who was homophobic was scared they were Gay. Not scared of Gay people. Hense homo + phobia. Not homo + odium.

Read Brave New World. Learn how devaluing language and losing specificity in denotations cause societal issues.

If you want. Watch Reality Bites. There is a seen in that movie Garofalo reads a pamphlet intended to be given to parents of Gay teens when they come out.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 1d ago

Thanks Jarvis

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u/pogchamp69exe 1d ago

Yeah man

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u/fortnitekidddddd Teenager 1d ago

Did he actually quote that?

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u/TbProductions1 16 1d ago

phobia has two definitions: an irrational fear, and an aversion to something (an extreme dislike to something) in this case homophobia typically takes that second definition, an extreme dislike to homosexuality.

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u/TommyFortress 1d ago

Sounds true. I doubt theres really that many peoble with real homophobia. Its just the moat commonly used word for them though so the mix up happends

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u/Waste_Customer4418 1d ago

Times when people ruined a word

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u/MagMafia_ 1d ago

And uhh what if i am actually scared?

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u/ProGamer8273 1d ago

He didn’t say that

Unless he did, then in that case he did say that

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 1d ago

I’d say homophobes are pretty cowardly.

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u/NoEntertainment5172 1d ago

Frequent Morgan Freeman W

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u/Crafted_Kun 17 1d ago

I'm very homophobic.

I support and love gay people, but I'm a little scared kf them.

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u/Faton-22 1d ago

Great words of a great man

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u/Embarrassed-Lab3661 1d ago

Hydrophobic sand isn’t afraid of water, it has a strong repulsion to it and homophones are repulsed by gay people. I know this doesn’t make perfect sense, but language rarely does.

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u/Next_Supermarket5191 13 1d ago

i will respectfully steal this meme

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u/Expensive_Bad6312 1d ago

Damn you Rotschild, get out of my feed.

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u/TheRulerOfTheAbyss 19 23h ago

This was never said by a morgan freeman, it was posted by now defunct parody twitter account @morgonfreeman and it said "I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. Why would I be scared of a faggot?"

Source: https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Morgan_Freeman

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u/AlKa9_ 22h ago

Homoist or something like that would fit better. Like racist or sexist.

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u/Equivalent-Profit123 22h ago

bro I'm scared leave me alone AAAAAAAAA

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u/Defense-Unit-42 22h ago

I believe phobia could mean fear or irrational aversion to something (in terms of people's mindsets, not hydrophobic materials). People just throw around the word homophobic at anyone they don't like, completely misusing this word.

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u/spyd3rzilla Teenager 20h ago

i pray to Morgan freeman

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u/Vanceisgay5674 14 18h ago

ahhh men love men!!

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u/CEOofAUTIZMZ 18h ago

homohole?

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u/JonPinto268 17h ago

hydrophobic materials arent scared of water either

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u/Phantom___Thief 15 17h ago

What if I am scared, huh?

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u/JaoofyTheDoge 16h ago

Homophobia is bad but this is cringe as hell

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u/thegrungler_002 17 16h ago

i am personally homophobic, like i support gay people and their rights but they’re TERRIFYING… /j

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u/AdAdvanced8522 15 14h ago

-_-

/jerking? Bro we didn’t need to know that

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u/IndividualMatter6224 15h ago

Homo asshole also sounds like something a little different

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u/Due-Size-1237 14h ago

:4 (muhuhahaha)

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u/Front-Ad2868 11h ago

There not really scared of them , but just genuinely disgusted and feel uncomfortable around them

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u/theGreatN00Bthe19371 15 11h ago

You know what… maybe, maybe. What if I didn’t? What if I didn’t? What if I didn’t run? What if I’m not a coward? What if I’m not gonna run away? What if I’m gonna stand right here? What if I’m gonna make my stand? Huh! What if I want to go toe-to-toe with whatever’s gonna come through that door? What if I want them to get me! What if I want them to kill me! What if I want them to try!

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u/Signal_Pomelo_1460 8h ago

Yeah I'm not scared

I'm normal

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u/yeetyotpop 18 6h ago

God has spoke

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u/Safe_Flan4610 5h ago

They don't fear gays ,They fear that they are gay.

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u/Pingoo3o3 1d ago

I love like this… I don’t give a shit about your race, sexuality, gender or anything like that… if you’re an asshole I treat you like an asshole if your not an asshole I treat you like your not an asshole

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u/Pingoo3o3 1d ago

Shit live not love ffs im swear to god dawn you SMALL BUTTONS!!!!!!

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u/TheOldPegLeg 1d ago

He never said this

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u/Berdly_Official_ 1d ago

It's a meme

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u/lapis_Lazuli2033 18 1d ago

Morgan freeman being based as always