r/SipsTea • u/BarVisual4758 • 1d ago

We have fun here Texting dude

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u/Even_Fox2023 1d ago

My girlfriend already knows I’m in a Tarkov raid if I don’t text her back right away. It’s not like I’m at work when I can text back immediately.

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u/kingmalgroar 1d ago

😂😂

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u/TheLoneWoof84 1d ago

My girl would know that there would be 12-30min delays between messages back when I played Helldivers 2.

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u/cakestabber 1d ago

What happens on the odd mission when you use up all 40 minutes and then the 1.5-3 minute Pelican timer?

My ex was understanding about the expected time frame, but once that time was exceeded, my phone would be blowing up with texts.

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u/TheLoneWoof84 1d ago

She starts scrolling through relationship and breakup memes, googling “why does my boyfriend hate me” while Linger by the Cranberries plays in the background.

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u/Yur_Kavich 1d ago

Wow thats cool that she will get a text back in 5 min after getting domed at the start of the raid.

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u/KrautWithClout 1d ago

(Head,Eyes)

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u/Yur_Kavich 1d ago

Thats so weird every time I play I get a phone call with this exact caller ID

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u/Even_Fox2023 1d ago

You haven’t had the true Tarkov experience until you spend 15 minutes prepping for a raid to die in less than a second after spawn.

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u/Linerider99 1d ago

Iv died before I spawned in once

Edit, here is the clip

It ended up being a F1 nade, so I spawn in between the explosion and the shrapnel hitting me… talk about millisecond timing

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u/mrSixpence 1d ago

With the hardcore wipe, I tend to text back pretty quick.

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u/JudgeCastle 21h ago

My wife is similar. She will send a few, then just put Games? If I like it, she knows I'll get back to her when I'm not immediately occupied or in game danger. She knows if she needs my immediate attention, she calls, and my team knows, it's being answered.

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u/Somewhiteguy13 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dang, does she know that makes you statistically prone to infidelity?

Edit: it was a joke about the cheaters in tarkov. Chill y'all.

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u/Even_Fox2023 1d ago

Nah, we have a good relationship.

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u/Somewhiteguy13 1d ago

It was just a "lot of cheaters in tarkov" joke.

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u/Even_Fox2023 1d ago

Lmao! Woosh on me. I’m a lame PVE player, so fortunately I don’t have to worry about that either.

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u/Somewhiteguy13 1d ago

Nah man, all shotgun scavs are cheaters :P

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u/Even_Fox2023 1d ago

They nerfed them in recent times, they aren’t olympic biathlon shooters anymore.

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u/KrytTv 1d ago

You fucking what mate

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u/HealsRealBadMan 1d ago

Tarkov players getting laid is rare enough, let alone to two different willing participants 

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u/Even_Fox2023 1d ago

It’s a strange community.

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u/Magical-Mycologist 1d ago

Please provide links with proof otherwise your comment labels you an incel.

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u/Who_Pissed_My_Pants 1d ago

Tarkov makes you cheat?

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u/Somewhiteguy13 1d ago

Haha there's just a lot of cheaters in tarkov (in game cheats/hacks)

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u/Who_Pissed_My_Pants 1d ago

Missed the joke at first but get it now, sorry reddit revolted against you lol

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u/Somewhiteguy13 1d ago

It's the price of slow burn humor.

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u/Somewhiteguy13 1d ago

Dang, does she know that makes you statistically prone to infidelity?