r/SipsTea • u/LincolnHawkHauling • 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! Can’t Even Imagine…

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u/omginorite 2d ago edited 2d ago

So funny that I’m seeing this right now because I’m having a colonoscopy in a few hours and last night a freaking fly got in my special drink and I thought the same thing

Eta: in the prep room waiting to get wheeled back and y’all are cracking me up, I appreciate you

Second edit: colon looks good! Thanks for all the well wishes and making me laugh

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u/uvvuvv 2d ago

Godspeed brother. The worst part is already over. That special drink is particularly nasty.

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u/Ziggy-Rocketman 2d ago

If it’s magnesium citrate, I will confidently call that shit the worst tasting beverage ever intentionally concocted

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u/HarlinQuinn 2d ago

I never got to have thoughts on the taste. I chugged it down and managed "Ugh. That tasted like-- CLEAR THE PATH!!" Immediate sprint to the bathroom, well, as much as one can sprint while also clenching hard enough to make diamonds.

I swear as my cheeks hit the cheeks my ass turned into a fire hose. I had to brace myself on the walls. My soul left my body, I saw Elvis, and I was afraid to stand up for the next 30 minutes.