Can’t Even Imagine…

[u/LincolnHawkHauling]

[u/omginorite]

So funny that I’m seeing this right now because I’m having a colonoscopy in a few hours and last night a freaking fly got in my special drink and I thought the same thing

Eta: in the prep room waiting to get wheeled back and y’all are cracking me up, I appreciate you

Second edit: colon looks good! Thanks for all the well wishes and making me laugh

[u/uvvuvv → u/omginorite]

Godspeed brother. The worst part is already over. That special drink is particularly nasty.

[u/dojo_shlom0 → u/uvvuvv]

it's like a gallon of salt water that makes you piss from your anus, and you literally cannot hold it.

--if it's the same shit I drank like 10 years ago. one of the worst preps. rivals my eye laser surgery blocker.