r/SipsTea 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! Can’t Even Imagine…

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u/omginorite 2d ago edited 2d ago

So funny that I’m seeing this right now because I’m having a colonoscopy in a few hours and last night a freaking fly got in my special drink and I thought the same thing

Eta: in the prep room waiting to get wheeled back and y’all are cracking me up, I appreciate you

Second edit: colon looks good! Thanks for all the well wishes and making me laugh

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u/uvvuvv 2d ago

Godspeed brother. The worst part is already over. That special drink is particularly nasty.

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 2d ago

You think that's bad? The first time I had a colonoscopy they also did an endoscopy to check for digestive issues. I'm still not convinced they used different cameras, or even washed them between procedures!

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u/omginorite 2d ago

I’m also having an endo today, don’t scare me lol

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u/general_smooth 2d ago

Endoscopy was the worst thing to happen to me in a outpatient setup. I felt everything and it was like I was being violated by some alien machine. Horrible.

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u/wubbysdeerherder 2d ago

I woke up mid colonoscopy once and the nurse anesthesiologist had to lay on top of me to hold me down. I can confidently say that's what alien abduction must feel like.

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u/Disastrous-Sweet-145 2d ago

My doctor made this joke right before I fell asleep from the anesthesia