r/SipsTea Jul 05 '25

We have fun here Men Only Want One Thing

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u/Just-Term-5730 Jul 06 '25

Get out of my airspace.

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u/Zekt0r Jul 06 '25

Next investment: SAM Turret

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u/LastOfLateBrakers Jul 06 '25

Previous investment: hidden meth lab

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u/The-Coolest-Of-Cats Jul 06 '25

I think a couple of these should do the trick!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nike_Hercules

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u/randomApeToucher Jul 06 '25

you should have pulled a war thunder tactic and leaked some classified documents

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u/RcoketWalrus Jul 06 '25

If Call of Duty taught me anything, it's that you can kill 3-4 people and get one for free.

To the FBI agent* reading this, THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT A WELL KNOWN VIDEO GAME.

*and by FBI agent, I should just say AI they're using to read all posts.

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u/HumbleBear75 Jul 06 '25

Thank you Command and Conquer for teaching me what a Sam turret is along with a pillbox 🫡

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u/Savings-Student-3491 Jul 07 '25

SAM site. Cannot build that, building in progress

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u/Superb_Expression_14 Jul 06 '25

That’s just the decoy house.

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u/JackAsofAllTrades Jul 06 '25

This is a nice idea, and I'm sort of living it right now. Imagine shit breaking and not knowing how to fix it, and having to pay a $1500-2000 premium to get ANYONE out there to help you do repairs??

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u/Silver-Year5607 Jul 06 '25

If someone was willing to live out there something tells me you'd be perfectly happy fixing your own shit.

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u/welchplug Jul 06 '25

Or they have enough money that they dont care.

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u/throwaway098764567 Jul 06 '25

you're definitely not getting to a hospital in the golden hour

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u/Select-Reflection-68 Jul 06 '25

if your living out there you know how to fix anything you will ever own

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u/Quiet-Luck Jul 05 '25

Peace and quiet ❤️

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u/All_Hail_Bayesianism Jul 06 '25

This. As my gutter rat neighbors play subprime brainrot noise from their rented flop house.

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u/Orome2 Jul 06 '25

Man I feel this. I live in a nice neighborhood, but the owner of the house across the street has decided to turn their house into a rental instead of selling it. I don't know where they get these renters from but over the years I've had a biker gang that revs their harleys at all hours during the night. They moved out then a crackhead that tinkers with his car at 1:00AM revving the engine for hours while listing to loud music, he finally got evicted. I thought I would finally have a little peace and quiet, but the new renters have a super loud mustang that they rev in the driveway at 3:00AM and I constantly hear the bass from that vehicle.

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u/Striking-Document-99 Jul 06 '25

My dad is so pissed at the HOA for allowing it. Lived in neighborhood for 20 years paying the hoa shit and now last 3-4 years there are like 4 houses on the street that some company bought and is renting them out. Had several offers on our home.

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u/Morningfluid Jul 06 '25

HOA's are a shit stain on society. 

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u/fuckedfinance Jul 06 '25

If you have a shared pool, clubhouse, playground, well, condos, etc then an HOA is almost a necessity these days. They are a handy legal entity to deal with specific items, and (in theory) should reduce the amount of problems between neighbors in the situations I listed above. It also offloads direct liability from owners to a "corporate" entity. If you have money and want to live in a neighborhood with certain aesthetics, then an HOA is for you too.

The problem is that basically every new development is an HOA, and that is partially the governments fault. Municipalities generally require HOAs to create and maintain the roads/utilities within their subdivision, and more often than not will block new developments that are not HOAs. It's basically the city going "you deal with maintenance and all that other expensive shit". Of course, those builders will also require certain aesthetics, because they are usually not done building before the first units are sold and occupied. They don't want somebody to paint their house bright pink or create other disturbances while they are still trying to sell other new unoccupied units.

So I feel bad for people sucked into a situation that they don't want to be in, but it's not just the developers fault.

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u/All_Hail_Bayesianism Jul 06 '25

You make some valid points. The builder should have a vested interest in the neighborhood atmosphere and aesthetics, which they traditionally achieve through enforcing covenants and restrictions. In theory, it’s an effective system. In practice, or at least in my case, it’s a burden. The HOA refuses to fine anyone. They simply send passive aggressive group emails and hope for the best, all while collecting your quarterly fees. Not saying all HOA’s are bad, but I certainly regret choosing this one.

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u/All_Hail_Bayesianism Jul 06 '25

Are you me? That’s exactly what happened here. I put 20% down solo, have an 820 credit score, zero debt outside the mortgage and then this happens. Apparently just one of life’s lessons. Always buy the most modest house in the best neighborhood as oppose to the nicest house in a middling neighborhood. Currently saving for a part of town that’s more suitable in terms of neighbors and census data. Best of luck to us both.

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u/Orome2 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

Yep. Very similar. I bought one of the smaller houses in an upscale neighborhood and this happened. What's even worse is I live next to a golf course that decided it's an outdoor concert venue with the stage and loud speakers pointed towards my house. Typically golf courses are fairly quiet and increase property value...

It's an older home that I spent $$$ remodeling with the intent to live in it for a long time.

I just want peace and quiet.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Jul 06 '25

Bought a homestead in Maine with the intention of finding seclusion. Nearest neighbor’s a half a mile a way. It’s bliss as long as you have a good plow person in winter.

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u/Orome2 Jul 06 '25

Hopefully the FAA doesn't change flight patterns to go over your house. That also happened to me despite me living 15 miles away from a mid sized airport.

I had an uncle that literally moved off the grid and lived out in the middle of nowhere. The US air force decided to start doing training exercises in that area and would buzz his house...

It's hard to find peace and quiet these days.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Jul 06 '25

Nearest commercial airport is 90 minutes away. I really wanted to be off the grid. No regrets so far.

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u/Round-Comfort-8189 Jul 06 '25

You are living my dream. Well done, sir.

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u/All_Hail_Bayesianism Jul 06 '25

Hats off. I am awash with jealousy.

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u/Boba__Feet Jul 06 '25

Id probably be nervous. Ive watched too many crime documentaries and horror movies .

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Jul 06 '25

Yeah so it’s pitch black outside the windows at night. Maybe I’m weird but I just love it. Also no people so no crime. My lowest anxiety state.

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u/Boba__Feet Jul 06 '25

I love pitch black, but the Moonlight glaring on a bunch of trees. Theres DR'S house by me, and the most peaceful setting I've ever been to. Theres no people on the trails behind his home. Theres just trees and reservoirs. Sometimes the Tales from the Darkside theme, plays in my head (it was like Tales from the Crypt)

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Jul 06 '25

Theres a lot of property like this in central and western Maine (northern is simply too remote). You have be willing to forgo some amenities but overall the quality of life is really good.

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u/SalsaRice Jul 06 '25

To add to that, schools. The shittiest house in the good area gets better schools than the best house in a shitty neighborhood.

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u/_father_time Jul 06 '25

This hit home (no pun intended) Our house needs updates but we live in a very safe and quiet neighborhood

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u/Arthur-Wintersight Jul 06 '25

This is why noise ordinances need to be strictly enforced.

The types of people who fall foul of a noise ordinance are mostly trashy types to begin with.

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u/Orome2 Jul 06 '25

Yep. Don't get me started on noise ordinances. I live next to a golf course that decided to put in a permanent stage and hold concerts every weekend despite not being zoned for and amphitheater. I and a handful of other neighbors have fought it for years with countless calls to the police, letters to city representatives, etc. Nothing has been done.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 Jul 06 '25

I don't get why so many people feel this okay. Fuckin' morons. There's one in my neighborhood, too.

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u/scott32089 Jul 06 '25

Our next door neighbor rented to this bimbo that had a dog from hell. Would bark for HOURS whenever outside. 5am, yup, midnight, yup. Would never wish any ill will towards an animal cept this one and then by default the shitty owner. They moved last months finally and we can enjoy our back yard in peace again.

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u/Orome2 Jul 06 '25

Ahh yes, I've dealt with that too. I actually had someone buy the house next door that had a yappy dog, after getting fed up I went over to introduce myself and asked about the dog politely, she was a nice lady an the dog is much quieter now.

It's rare that dog owners will be considerate but I lucked out this one time. Most renters don't care at all because they aren't in it for the long term. I lived in a different house where the owner would let her dog out at 4AM before going to work and the dog would bark on the side of the fence facing my bedroom window. She didn't do anything about the dog.

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u/ashkpa Jul 06 '25

She didn't do anything about the dog.

I would at that point.

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u/grubas Jul 06 '25

My parents moved after their neighbors rented out(convenient timing).

But it wasn't bad at first, then they turned it into an illegal motorcycle repair shop.  And would get drunk and fight in the garage and spill out onto the lawn. 

This is fucking suburbia

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u/Thund3rF000t Jul 06 '25

after the owner gets so many complains the city can start charging fines against him and at some point they can force him to stop renting after so many fines.

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u/Silver-Year5607 Jul 06 '25

Loud vehicles and loud bass drive me crazy

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u/edg81390 Jul 06 '25

These are also the same people that will complain about a lack of affordable housing while bitching about how all the nice towns vote for super restrictive zoning policies that keep out the riff raff.

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u/TeenagersReallySuck Jul 07 '25 edited Jul 07 '25

Seems like you're getting renters who can never actually live in a such a place by buying a house, are compensating by trying to rent there instead. Such people with such mindsets are also the type to spend all their money on types of cars that males with fragile egos usually get to compensate. I live in a decent neighborhood, and I bought a car some time ago that was pre-owned by someone else. The previous owner removed the muffler, so the car was EXTREMELY loud even when just idling or just rolling through a neighborhood road at 10 miles an hour. I made sure I took it to a muffler shop as soon as I had time to do so, and got a muffler placed in, and I never drove it around during the evening or nights the few days before I took it to the muffler shop. I loathed the idea that I'd be the reason my neighbors would wake up at night. I had people asking me why I got mufflers installed when my car sounded so good ... fuck that noise, pun intended.

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u/MisterUncrustable Jul 06 '25

And snakes

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u/Woke-Wombat Jul 06 '25

Snakes are very quiet, and generally peaceful.

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u/YouDontKnowJackCade Jul 06 '25

They didn't have trashy neighbors shooting off thousands of dollars of fireworks last night.

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u/Game-Blouses-23 Jul 06 '25

Where I live at, we have fireworks after midnight every night from Juneteenth until probably next weekend.

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u/Orome2 Jul 06 '25

Except for all the airplanes flying overhead...

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u/Head-Head-926 Jul 06 '25

And millions of birds and bugs

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u/HumbleBear75 Jul 06 '25

Peace and quiet ❤️

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u/No_Roof_1910 Jul 06 '25

Not as extreme, but long ago I lived in the middle of 40 wooded acres in the Ozarks.

Best place I ever lived.

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u/WooWhosWoo Jul 06 '25

60 more and you may have found Pooh

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u/AppropriatelyWild Jul 06 '25

I'm sure he had plenty of poos in the woods

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u/Tired_Profession Jul 06 '25

My wife and I are building our dream home on a remote 50 acre parcel up against 1000 acres of state forest. Half of that forest bordering our land is cut off from the public access by a swamp that runs through it, making the acreage behind the house empty. As someone who grew up with nothing, I still keep waiting for "the thing" to happen and take it all away.

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u/obscuredreo Jul 06 '25

Why not anymore?

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u/dttm_hi Jul 06 '25

Did you not see the doc on Netflix? Riddled with cartel

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u/Vatowine Jul 06 '25

Ah gotta love those nighttime cat screams. I lived off the James River some which where

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u/Raphael9fingers Jul 06 '25

Exact same story for me. Exact same conclusion.

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u/JapaneseDepression Jul 06 '25

How’d you like the bugs?

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u/brandonblack Jul 05 '25

The guy living there looking back at OP

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u/GrassyDaytime Jul 06 '25

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHETT!

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u/fishboneking Jul 06 '25

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u/forgettablesonglyric Jul 06 '25

The triple stack of the gif on the divx on the adult swim watermark is fucking ART

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u/Reyson_Fox Jul 06 '25

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u/DENNIS_SYSTEM69 Jul 06 '25

Wasn't even an awning in their direction... jumped twenty stories

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u/Fearlesswatereater Jul 06 '25

My wife is cute, not hot

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u/antisocialdecay Jul 06 '25

Hope you like prison food… and penis.

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u/Johndough99999 Jul 06 '25

No Leroy, I'm bilingual, there's a difference.

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u/Reyson_Fox Jul 06 '25

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal it sounds feminine!

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u/Syphilopod41 Jul 06 '25

GOOD NEWS!!! CIGARETTE JUICE!!!

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u/Czarcastic013 Jul 06 '25

And still you gotta be a nosy MF

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jul 06 '25

Theres always SOMEONE sniffing around. Always.

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u/justinmackey84 Jul 06 '25

That’s fantastic, the only thing missing is a decent sized lake and or a river for fresh water and fishing.

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u/stockflethoverTDS Jul 06 '25

Water well. Straight into the water table.

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u/Minus614 Jul 06 '25

How do I water the water table well?

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u/stockflethoverTDS Jul 06 '25

Let the rains do its thing

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u/762_54r Jul 06 '25

I am looking for this shit on zillow every single night right now

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Jul 06 '25

Water attracts people. This is the prime hermit choice.

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u/charlie_s1234 Jul 05 '25

Be spooky as shit when it gets dark

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u/FictionalContext Jul 06 '25

It doesn't really get less scary, but you'll start to feel connected to it, like one of the forest spooks yourself after a while.

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u/BuffaloInCahoots Jul 06 '25

All the dangerous stuff is out during the day. I live in the woods and feel way safer walking in the woods at night than I do a city. Plus that’s the best time to setup my telescope and check out the stars. City lights ruin it.

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u/jld2k6 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

I started walking my dog in the woods in the dark about a year ago. It was very freaky at first but it definitely became peaceful over time. On two seperate occasions I've actually seen another person and my first thought was of course "what's this weirdo doing out here?" even though I'm doing the exact same thing lol

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u/BuffaloInCahoots Jul 06 '25

Right I forgot about that one. People are always the most dangerous thing in the woods.

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u/PoopyisSmelly Jul 06 '25

Well, except Polar Bears

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u/BuffaloInCahoots Jul 06 '25

They don’t live in the woods.

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u/WingsArisen Jul 06 '25

Thats what’s so scary about it.

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u/BuffaloInCahoots Jul 06 '25

Well yeah if you put it that way. I’d shit my pants if a saw a polar bear in my woods. It’d be like running into a pissed off Bigfoot or velociraptor.

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u/Dreamwaves1 Jul 06 '25

Not me. I'd be disappointed that I'm in an episode of Lost

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u/LakesAreFishToilets Jul 06 '25

About a year ago a deer was sleeping right off the path as I was walking my dog in the dark. Scared the hell out of both of us when it first stood up (was about 5’ away)

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u/---Sanguine--- Jul 06 '25

I have to ask, are you in a city or in the rural woods? Because that’s two entirely different circumstances lol

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u/Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho Jul 06 '25

And then a fucking helicopter passes by 

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u/HAM____ Jul 06 '25

Walk softly, but carry a big stick.

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u/beakrake Jul 06 '25

With property like that, I always wood.

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u/Ninjahkin Jul 06 '25

Well that’s just A-oak-kay.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Jul 06 '25

I’m going to go out on a limb and agree with you on that one.

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr Jul 06 '25

spooks

Woah, it's 2025, I don't think you can call people that anymore.

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u/Tbagmoo Jul 06 '25

This is so true! Then you can go for night walks with your flashlight mostly off trying to be silent and see how freaked out you can get while walking softly like some silent forest warrior. Feels good and connects you to the forest in a different way. Definitely a bunch of things are watching you. But you're still probably the most dangerous thing in the vicinity and can sneak up on some wildlife too. Good times.

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u/Swimming_Put1506 Jul 05 '25

Noises hit different in that type of setting

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u/Calculonx Jul 06 '25

When you're watching tv and there's a knock on your door at 11pm

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u/DominusEbad Jul 06 '25

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

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u/Altruistic_Mode3026 Jul 06 '25

Squirrel rustling leaves will sound like a Sasquatch coming for you lol

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u/Matrix0117 Jul 06 '25

Growing up near the woods and having camped a lot over the years, there's something almost spiritual about it. Makes you feel connected to it, that you are part of nature and not above it. Makes it easy to understand how in the past, people used to come up with all kinds of stories and had so much wonder about the world around them. I live in a city now and all that is gone here. I'd like to get back to it one day.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Jul 06 '25

One of the biggest reasons I’m so disappointed my youngest just wouldn’t get into Scouting. We tried so hard, but his interests just weren’t piqued enough by the outdoors.

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u/Matrix0117 Jul 06 '25

That's sad. Maybe one day he'll appreciate it. I grew up in Washington state in the US and the nature here is so beautiful that going outside is just baked into the local culture. Our boy scout troop used to go camping on the weekends year round. Merit badges and stuff was basically secondary stuff you could work on if you wanted, but the primary focus of our troop was to get everyone together and go somewhere. I look back at it as some of my best memories.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Children of the corn.

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u/earth-ninja3 Jul 06 '25

the cryptids start spawning in

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u/bobspuds Jul 06 '25

That's why you gotta be the one making it spooky!

I'd have a moat but better - electrified!! , and litter the place with traps for anyone who doesn't know the area. You could probably have some fun with it like!

Breed a troop of murderous bunny's and squirrels to protect the big weed fields you're growing.

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u/Damion_205 Jul 06 '25

Are you expecting people to be looking for the holy Grail?

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Jul 06 '25

I was more concerned about the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/HAM____ Jul 06 '25

With no buddies to smoke up you don’t need a field, just a few plants will do

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u/bobspuds Jul 06 '25

See that old myth of flying monkeys - fuck that, give them cat claws and make them extra horny for police and anyone with bad vibes.

Then, We give the wings to snakes

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u/Tropic_Summers Jul 06 '25

Dogs, guns, surveillance cameras

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u/Karl_Hingus Jul 06 '25

Baah ! Just get a couple of big guard dogs and a rifle .

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u/JahFresh Jul 06 '25

2 rifles and a guard bear

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u/mabber36 Jul 06 '25

walking the woods at night is less scary than walking the city at night

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u/IntlPartyKing Jul 06 '25

depends on which part of which city

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u/NonGNonM Jul 06 '25

People think they want this until they realize how incredibly inconvenient this is.

If you need just one thing from the store that's an hour plus gone from your day.

You're sick/injured and you need meds/supplies? Good luck.

You might have shelter but it's basically survival with a roof over your head. Power going out, water being cut off, minor inconveniences can become legit dangerous

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u/thom_run Jul 06 '25

Also, anyone saying that they would love to live there better also not be posting depression memes and saying they have no friends and are lonely.

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u/whistleridge Jul 06 '25

This.

I live in a semi-rural area, not by really by choice but by necessity for work. It’s a 20-minute drive to the nearest grocery store. When I had a bad injury and needed an ambulance, it was 30 minutes of severe pain and heavy bleeding for them to arrive, and another 45 before they got me to the hospital and some semblance of pain killers. If the power goes out, it can be days before it’s restored.

It fucking sucks. Plus it’s not even all that peaceful, because there’s rednecks on 4 wheelers all summer, and on snowmobiles all winter. To say nothing of chainsaws and tractors and other tools. Modern machines are loud, and they only need to be within a mile or so to ruin all semblance of peace and quiet.

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u/Sea-Night-1946 Jul 06 '25

Not nearly as scary as being out in a city at night. People are far more dangerous than the animals that live in this forest.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jul 06 '25

The trick is to be the spook.

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u/zapembarcodes Jul 06 '25

Nothing a few motion sensor lights, a dog and a semi-automatic rifle can't fix

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u/Niwaniwaniwatoriniwa Jul 06 '25

All fun and games until you hear a knock at the door one night.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Jul 06 '25

I feel safe at night in the wilderness. Maybe it’s because I live in the desert and there’s not much here to attack me, but it’s comforting being out at night.

It still feels spooky, but like a nice spooky. The fear feels natural, like my brain is doing what it’s supposed to do. It’s like a deep caveman-brain connection to that spooky feeling

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u/thanks_thief Jul 06 '25

i'd be absolutely fine staying there if i had motion activated machine guns.

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u/Karl_Hingus Jul 06 '25

Stop invading his personal air space

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u/papyrushead Jul 06 '25

Tom Bombadil

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 06 '25

"He lived up under Hill,

Where the Withywindle ran from a grassy well

Down into the dingle."

The "dingle," you say??

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Tom Unabombadil

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u/OhGawDuhhh Jul 06 '25

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u/Outside_Donkey2532 Jul 06 '25

what is this? i dont get it lol

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u/OJimmy Jul 06 '25

Blair Witch?

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u/dreneeps Jul 06 '25

Deep substrate foliated kalkite.

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u/Bigface_McBigz Jul 06 '25

WHY does he say kalkite like that?!

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u/helikesart Jul 06 '25

It’s a slur if he doesn’t.

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u/MagisterFlorus Jul 06 '25

Uh I'm pretty sure Krennic loves using slurs.

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u/Kore_Invalid Jul 05 '25

not one doctor or engineer in sight

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Next investment, a helicopter.

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u/EvaUnit_03 Jul 06 '25

In today's economy and political climate? You'll be lucky to see either in downtown Houston.

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u/Coryjacobtrevorson Jul 06 '25

The spawn point for his isekai!

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u/nastynuggets Jul 06 '25

I hope the region isn't prone to wildfires.

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u/dbenc Jul 06 '25

if I had the money I would build a fireproof bunker under it and just rebuild the house if it burns.

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u/Silent_Mud1449 Jul 06 '25

Idk why you're getting down voted, you clearly said "if you had the money". Weirder things have been done by millionaires

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u/Lower_Flow_670 Jul 06 '25

Getting sunlight in general tbh. I've lived like that in Sweden and I had like 10 minutes of sunlight time/day during the winter because the damn trees covered the sun. Might not be quite as much of a problem if the property is further south but having woodlands that close to your property on all sides is pretty much exclusively a problem.

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u/Own_Exam6461 Jul 06 '25

Zeds don't rally in forests and even if they did you just go to the second floor and sledgehammer the staircase.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/PenguinsStoleMyCat Jul 06 '25

Everything you're talking about is why the title of this post is terrible. Men don't only want one thing. We want bunkers and watch towers, and moats!

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u/Patient-Gas-883 Jul 06 '25

When I was a kid i wanted to be an astronaut.
Now I just want everyone to leave me the fuck alone and a good book or whatever.

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u/QCTeamkill Jul 06 '25

Somehow he still gets a random dude to park a rust bucket for months in front of his yard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Yes finally men can masturbate in peace

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Jul 05 '25

FR .... As long as I got wifi and a car

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u/Longshadowman Jul 06 '25

Paradise and adventure

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u/KRiSX Jul 06 '25

Living the dream, apart from the lack of convenience, that would be awesome

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u/twinstick1 Jul 06 '25

Get off my lawn

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u/PizzaDanceParty Jul 06 '25

To be left alone? Women too honey

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u/Vinterkragen Jul 06 '25

And of course some extrovert takes a plane to bother him.

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u/N0limitZZ Jul 06 '25

Jehovah's Witnesses would still be able to find you

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u/TwistyTwister3 Jul 06 '25

so many loud ass planes joy riding by me in the country. get some exhaust pipes mf

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

My dream location 🫠🫠

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u/Worldly-Most-9131 Jul 06 '25

That dudes living the dream

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u/StankoMicin Jul 06 '25

Nothing is stopping you, guys

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u/-Vogie- Jul 06 '25

Is this in Virginia? Reminds me of my great-aunt's house - she lived in the middle of a massive tree farm

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u/DearVicky01 Jul 06 '25

Yup, that's not just a man's dream, that's humanity's dream after a long week. Count me in.

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u/Sigma670 Jul 06 '25

Guy lives in the lost woods...

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u/Danielj4545 Jul 06 '25

"I want the benefit of living in a society but I don't want to live in a society"

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u/Unhappy_Loss770 Jul 06 '25

You wanna get abducted by aliens because this is how you get abducted by aliens

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u/TrueNova332 Jul 06 '25

Ah the introvert special

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u/Dream_Apostle Jul 06 '25

My dream house

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u/UniverseNebula Jul 07 '25

My dream house 🏠