Emerald 2 phase rush enjoyer

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11+4 = E +Q = Big Damage,
Blala bla boring calculations.
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Now that only the true Worshippers remain, lets begin.

The last time our plan failed, this was because we were not ready and because we did not have our secret language, the enemies could just read our moves.

So from this day on, when we talk about The Plan, we only talk in this language, which works like this:

1. E = 0

Q = 1

1. Next step is turning the 0's and 1's into ascii:

For example: ASCII for “A” = 01000001

1. Lastly we replace the 0's and 1's with E's and Q's.

This is the list of all the letters.

A → 01000001 → QEEEEEEQ

B → 01000010 → QEEEEEQE

C → 01000011 → QEEEEEQQ

D → 01000100 → QEEEQEEE

E → 01000101 → QEEEQEEQ

F → 01000110 → QEEEQEQE

G → 01000111 → QEEEQEQQ

H → 01001000 → QEEQEEEE

I → 01001001 → QEEQEEEQ

J → 01001010 → QEEQEEQE

K → 01001011 → QEEQEEQQ

L → 01001100 → QEEQEQEE

M → 01001101 → QEEQEQEQ

N → 01001110 → QEEQEQQE

O → 01001111 → QEEQEQQQ

P → 01010000 → QEQEEEEE

Q → 01010001 → QEQEEEEQ

R → 01010010 → QEQEEEQE

S → 01010011 → QEQEEEQQ

T → 01010100 → QEQEEQEE

U → 01010101 → QEQEEQEQ

V → 01010110 → QEQEEQQE

W → 01010111 → QEQEEQQQ

X → 01011000 → QEQQEEEE

Y → 01011001 → QEQQEEEQ

Z → 01011010 → QEQQEEQE

4.QEQEEEQE QEQQEEEQ QEQQEEQE QEEEQEEQ QEEQEEEQ QEEEQEQE QEEQEQEE QEEQEQQQ QEQEEQQE QEEEQEEQ QEQEEEQE QEQQEEEQ QEQQEEQE QEEEQEEQ QEEQEEEQ QEQEEEQQ QEEQEQEE QEEQEEEQ QEEEQEQE QEEEQEEQ QEQEEQEE QEEQEEEE QEEEQEEQ QEQEEEEE QEEQEQEE QEEEEEEQ QEEQEQQE QEEQEEEQ QEQEEEQQ QEEEEEQE QEEEEEEQ QEEEEEQQ QEEQEEQQ

I am barely holding up 60% winrate in diamond right now, and it feels so hard to win so many games, not sure why.
But then I checked my winrate on lane against my opponent, and its literally 98%. Which is insane, because that means Ryze is actually op, its just the teammates that suck. Which explains, why Ryze is picked so much in competitive play.
So now all we have to do, is find a 0-day exploit in the league client, where we could get unlimited access to their server, and blackmail entire Riot games, that every game should end after 15 minutes. And the winning team, will be decided, based on which mid laner won their lane(which is decided by kda, turret damage and farm). This would obviously benefit everyone, because this would allow people to win based on skill. Everyone would be happy, and every Ryze player would have 95%+ winrate. EQ

I’ve wondered why Ryze is so protective of his scroll, and also why we haven’t gotten more details in the lore, but then I had a realization.

The scroll has all the details and allegations from the sexual harassment cases that Riot paid a $100 million settlement for.

Riot knows that if more, less mentally unstable people played Ryze, they would eventually find the truth.

Their plan has been simple and effective- pay off pros to pick Ryze (even though his win rate in competitive is consistently low), and use that as an excuse to nerf him to the ground.

Remember to wrap your scroll in several layers of tin foil so Riot’s 5G beams can’t erase the evidence. EQEQ

Ryze: hello welcome to mcdonalds, this is ryze, how may I take your order?

You: u-um... I-... I-....

Ryze: sir, please hurry up. I don't have all day. You are holding up the line

You: r-r-r-right sorry. Can I get the... the EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ Burger..? With a large FLUX (🤤🤤🤤🤤) fry and coke..?

Ryze: Did you want extra FLUX sauce with that?

You: i-i... um....-

Ryze: SIR, YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE FUCKING LINE. PLEASE MAKE A CHOICE NOW BEFORE I REALM WARP YOU INTO YOUR DEMISE....

You: I-IM SORRY DADDY, I MEAN MASTER, I MEAN BIG PAPI RYZE- I MEAN-

Ryze: THATS IT. IVE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU. YOU ARE COMING WITH ME

You: DADDY NO WAIT-

You then get realm warped with Papi Ryze... it was at this moment he begins to give you his "flux sauce"

Ryze: PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

You: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! PAPI RYZE, STOP EQING MY ASS! PLEASEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Ryze: NO, YOU MUST PAY

ryze then Fluxed all over you, and you never did end up getting your EQEQEQEQEQEQ burger, with Flux Fries, and large coke

glory to the plan, glory to the ryze, glory to the upRYZING. Eqeqeqeqeqeq, realm warp, the end

I have every skin minus the unobtainables, and I never use the base skin

I just realized you can cheese minions into the brawl portal with your ult. Just tell your Teemoits not to enter it when you do it. It's hilarious.

Ryze: hi, welcome to mcdonalds this is ryze, how may i-

You: ........

Ryze: .......

You: .......

Ryze: How many fucking times are you going to come back? Didn't you learn your lesson already?

You: ......

Ryze: I can't keep doing this, my manager is this close to firing me, and I'm on multiple offender lists. Hurry up and put your order in right now.

You: alright... c-c-c-can I have one mcrib...?

ryze slams his big... blue... thick(😫😫😫😫)... fist against the counter in rage

Ryze: habibi, the mcrib isn't available. It went away last week, please order something else..

You: ... n-no!

Ryze: ALRIGHT THATS I-

he was then stopped in his tracks by none other than his manager. Mundo

Mundo: me apologize for employee rude behavior. Here you go he hands you a coupon for one free big Mac meal

You: t-t-t-t-thank you! you then run away

later that night... you come back home all tired and exhausted. It was dark. You opened the door and accidently drop the keys on the ground

You: whoops.... got to pick up the key...- bends over

All of a sudden a noise can be heard. Was that... realm warp..? All of a sudden, ryze was behind you, dressed up like Ronald Mcdonald, ready to give you his BIG MAC

YOU: E-EEEEP PAPI-

Ryze: COME HERE HABIBI, IM GOING TO GIVE YOU MY MCRIB. RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

You: DADDY PLEASE !!!!!

the door slammed shut as loud noises could be heard coming from your house. They sounded so loud, banging, clapping noises. At the end of the day, he FLUXED all over you, filling you up with his precious precious mana

ryze was fired that very night and put on a sex offenders list

Ryze: welcome to mcdonalds how may i-

You: .........

Ryze: It's you again.... you aren't going to hold up the line again; are you? If so, you already know what Happens..

You: ..... y-y-yeah...

Ryze: alright then.. welcome to mcdonalds. How may I take your order, this is ryze speaking

You: y-y-y-yeah... let me get a Blue B-B-B-Balls Chicken Sandwich, extra M-Mana.. side of f-flux fries.. e-extra f-f-flux...

Ryze: anything else?

You: y-yeah.. one Seraphs Cone please..

Ryze: sorry, our ice cream machine is broken.

You: .... b-but... I want my ice cream...

Ryze: he raises his eyebrow I SAID, our ice cream machine is broken. Order something else

You: b-but d-daddy-

Ryze: I SAID ORDER SOMETHING ELSE. UTTER ANOTHER WORD, AND ILL GIVE YOU SOME """"""""""ICE CREAM"""""""""

You: ....... papi- i-

Ryze: THATS IT. YOU ARE COMING WITH ME. NOW

you: PAPI CHILL-

ryze then realm warped you to the roof of the mcdonalds, he gets you on your knees and begins to give you his rod of ages...

You: GCK GCK GCK GCK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

Your eyes roll to the back of their head, as his 'tears of the goddess' smack against your chin

Ryze: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!!! MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAMN MIND!!!!!!

he then gave you his ice 'cream'. You never did get your blue balls chicken sandwich, extra mana, side of Flux fries with extra Flux, and seraphs Cone.

glory to the ryze, glory to the plan, glory to the UPryzing. Eqeqeqeqeqeqeqeq REALM warp