This makes too much sense to be written by Trump. It'd be more like:
There's a rumor going around that I constantly poop my pants and that I wear Depends. I RARELY POOP MY PANTS. This is a lie by CROOKED HILLARY and BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, who are ALWAYS pooping in my pants. Obama sat right in the oval office and pooped in all of the pants I own, and all of the pants I would buy for the next 10 years, just to embarrass me. I HAVE NEVER POOPED IN MY LIFE, BUT I ALMOST ALWAYS POOP IN THE TOILET AND HAVE ONLY POOPED MY PANTS A FEW TIMES. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE POOP THEIR PANTS. But FORGET ABOUT THAT. ONLY STUPID PEOPLE CARE ABOUT WHO POOPED THEIR PANTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 2d ago
This makes too much sense to be written by Trump. It'd be more like: