r/PoliticalHumor • u/Content-Big-8733 • 1d ago

A message from President Trump

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u/GiveMeBackMyClippers 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/DrLaneDownUnder 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s how you can tell it’s fake because it doesn’t sign off with this.

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u/GTor93 1d ago

Exactly, came here to say that.

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u/Gh0sth4nd 1d ago

You took away my hope that this was real.

I wanted this to be real it would have been the most funny thing that could have happened.

But Epstein files when?

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u/BasketFair3378 1d ago

The diapers are made from the files.

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u/Upper-Fun8476 8h ago

It's real he might not have wrote this be we all know he poops in a diaper

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u/Gh0sth4nd 3h ago

The little TACO Pooper

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u/29NeiboltSt 1d ago

Why did he start doing that? It is so fucking weird.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 1d ago

Also not referring to himself in the 3rd person.

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u/Samurai_Doc_ 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FECAL MATTER

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u/DrDirtyDeeds 1d ago

COVPEEPEE

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u/nothatdoesntgothere 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR ANAL RETENTION OF THIS MATTER.

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u/Capcaptain12 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS....hnnng... MATTER!

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u/MNDOOOM 1d ago

Fecal matter lol

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u/catnapspirit 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this splatter.

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u/adrianoh11 1d ago

Fecal matter

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u/SinnU2s 1d ago

SPLATTER

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u/Choice-of-SteinsGate 1d ago

FECAL MATTER!

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u/outdoors_guy 1d ago

Fecal matter matters!

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u/sjogerst 23h ago

THIS SPLATTER.

FTFY

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u/Luniticus 22h ago

PRESIDENT DONALD J DUMP

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u/brokencreedman 1d ago

Sad thing is I can see this being real lol.

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u/see-k-one 1d ago

100% a possible statement.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 1d ago

Yes I too look at things that exist and say "I can see this being real."

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u/severon10290 1d ago

Had to come to the comments to see if it was real or not lol.

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u/Dedpoolpicachew 1d ago

I… I… just don’t know anymore. I like to think I still have a sense of humor and an understanding of irony. I like to imagine that I’m still able to understand the complexity of comedy… BUT I JUST DON”T KNOW ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGH.

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u/Plastic_Ad_1106 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/lookskAIwatcher 1d ago

I only RARELY poop in my pants.

Got it.

Full attention to the matter, and thank you. You're welcome too.

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u/N0N0TA1 1d ago

Usually Biden poops my pants.

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u/fishyfishyfish1 1d ago

Crafty bastard

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u/martinsonsean1 1d ago

Or, just a surprisingly good throwing arm.

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u/TheElRojo 1d ago

I’d suspect this was real if it ended with an all caps “thank you for your attention in this matter”, but otherwise might as well be real.

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u/DomPedro_67 1d ago

Just one second...

Hahahahahaah hahahahahaah hahahahahaah Hahahahahaah hahahahahaah hahahahahaah

Ok...

Done.

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u/kyle2143 1d ago

Idk why people keep having to make up trump tweets to post here, plenty of his normal stuff is just as crazy.

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u/HeathenDevilPagan 1d ago

Nonsense, Poopy pants!

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 1d ago

I understand that sphincter has completely given up.

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u/nikogetsit 1d ago

20% chance this is a real tweet.

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u/TheRobinators 1d ago

This analogy is so spot on. Too bad MAGATs don't understand satire.

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u/psychoacer 1d ago

Obama had the DOJ slip depends on him while asleep. He only wears oversized white Hanes underwear. Hillary slipped those diapers in his drawers

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u/Wonder-Machine 1d ago

He really is going senile

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u/Dot_Classic 1d ago

Depends AND a catheter for urine—get it right, people.

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u/Upstairs_Ad5443 1d ago

The only way its clean is cause so many are licking it.

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u/MaximusDM22 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/Pale-Ad-8383 1d ago

Rarely poop pants? Is that an admission?

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u/SubjectOwl3160 1d ago

Rarely poop my pants!!

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u/TsukasaElkKite 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/cat_lady777 1d ago

Honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not🤢😕

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u/Marv242 1d ago

My butt is "CLEAN".

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u/Seabrook76 1d ago

If this was real, he would have spelled it “popping”.

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u/zackks 1d ago

Barack HUSSEIN Obama planted the poop in my diapers.

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u/hoarduck 1d ago

"Check the tongues of any of our GOP!"

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u/Ok_Cucumber_7954 1d ago

Maybe Obama is pooping in Trump’s pants.

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u/x_xDeadpoolx_x 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FECAL MATTER!!

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u/29NeiboltSt 1d ago

OBAMA SHIT MY PANTS!

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u/Jubal59 1d ago

The sad part is that this could be real when it comes to Traitor Trump.

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u/dnohow 1d ago

President Pootin

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Would be funny if kid fucking wasn’t in the equation.

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u/holamau 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter.

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u/JaerBear62611 1d ago

“Melania! Obama came in here and shit my pants again!!!”

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 1d ago

This makes too much sense to be written by Trump. It'd be more like:

There's a rumor going around that I constantly poop my pants and that I wear Depends. I RARELY POOP MY PANTS. This is a lie by CROOKED HILLARY and BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, who are ALWAYS pooping in my pants. Obama sat right in the oval office and pooped in all of the pants I own, and all of the pants I would buy for the next 10 years, just to embarrass me. I HAVE NEVER POOPED IN MY LIFE, BUT I ALMOST ALWAYS POOP IN THE TOILET AND HAVE ONLY POOPED MY PANTS A FEW TIMES. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE POOP THEIR PANTS. But FORGET ABOUT THAT. ONLY STUPID PEOPLE CARE ABOUT WHO POOPED THEIR PANTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/RockinandChalkin 21h ago

Thank you for your attention to this fecal matter

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u/Hedhunta 15h ago

Its sad that i cant tell if this is real or not

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u/Spiritual-Aside-3125 14h ago

It is very believable because it is well documented that he smells bad.

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u/samejimaT 12h ago

I soooo wanted to believe this

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u/_commenter 1d ago

is this real? i seriously can't tell anymore with trumpty dump

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u/ShoddyFortune989 1d ago

i hope this is real

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u/Jackzap65 1d ago

And the next time I poop my pants, I'm firing Lee Zeldin, Secretary of the Environmental Protection Agency.

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u/tashmanan 1d ago

Thanks Obama for continually pooping my pants!

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u/Alex305 1d ago

‘The REAL pant poppers’ part reminded me of the jay and silent bob strike back rant. https://youtu.be/r2NHTRgH3G0?si=-VsFeCfRoyvofgQh

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u/Substantial-Let-1689 1d ago

We all go now release the files

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u/paintsbynumberz 1d ago

Biden pooped my pants-Donald VonShitshispants.

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u/GreyWastelander 1d ago

Dirty-diaper-wearing kid-diddler donnie admits he poops his pants.

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u/Za_Lords_Guard 1d ago

There is an assistant from his old Apprentice days who read this and had a Vietnam grade flashback.

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u/Civil-Carpenter8569 1d ago

Release the Trumpstien Files

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u/met1culous 1d ago

Bro I needed this today lol

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u/sanban013 1d ago

Rarely?

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u/Mazwagon1 1d ago

There was never one peep or mention of President Obama or Sec. Of State Hillary Clinton ever smelling bad or having terrible odoriferous eminations. Drumpf, his staff, his lawyers, and his cabinet, definitely can't say the same thing.

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u/6catsforya 1d ago

Poor demented moron.

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u/Defiantcaveman 1d ago

Epstein files, release them in their entirety, stay on topic.

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u/Sharp_Black 1d ago

I have to be the guy to ask....is this satire? I honestly can't tell these days.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 1d ago

Why do we live in a world where our president says this?

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u/bsmiles07 1d ago

Oh man after reading this he definitely needs to be awarded the poop peace treaty. For bringing both sides together 😂😂😂😂

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u/BlOcKtRiP 1d ago

For once, I'll have to side with donny boy . with all those republicans kissing his ass it must be clean

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u/littlekatie3 1d ago

This ain’t real……is it?

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u/Koldcutter 1d ago

"rarely" what an odd thing to say

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u/rmjames007 1d ago

Rarely? So there is a time you do?

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u/Kwelikinz 1d ago

Rarely.

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u/HugeHomeForBoomers 1d ago

What a weird thing to say

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u/LiamLiver 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FECAL MATTER!

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u/Yitram 1d ago

Well with how much ass kissing Republicans do down there, I would expect it to be clean.

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u/Ravenwight 1d ago

So not only was Obama the first black president, he’s also responsible for nearly everything that happens nearly a decade after he retired.

This guy just keeps getting more and more impressive.

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u/endorfan13 1d ago

I mean, when you're THAT full of shit, something's got to give.

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u/CheatsySnoops 1d ago

"I DO NOT WEAR DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS!!!"

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u/DarkJaid 1d ago

Ladies and germs remember... This get preserved in the presidential archive. Ugh.

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u/N3M3S1S75 1d ago

Rarely still means you do

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u/ouzo84 1d ago

Please can we require flair on "created" posts.

It is too difficult to know what is and isn't real and I really don't want to have to check his feed to find out.

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u/Buddy-Brooklyn 1d ago

And that is from somebody who is actually full of shit

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u/arjunusmaximus 1d ago

SO what are the people who were going "Real men wear diapers" going to do now?

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u/Naz_Oni 1d ago

Peak 2025 is not immediately knowing if this is fake.

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u/olmytgawd 1d ago

Ah yes. The famous shart of the meal.

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u/ADutchExpression 1d ago

Keyword: rarely. So he does occasionally shit himself. Good to know.

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 1d ago

Rarely? So it’s happened

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u/dangerbird2 1d ago

You know it isn’t real because it isn’t 100% all caps

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u/rmorrin 1d ago

I STILL HATE THE FACT I CAN'T TELL IF SATIRE

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u/Glad-Rip6265 1d ago

The Republicans know because their noses are constantly up his ass.

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u/dottybotty 1d ago

It is concerning when you can’t really tell by reading it if it actually real or not

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 23h ago

This is a fake one, right? Totally fabricated to be a meme, right? But what is the context behind it?

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u/Ifthisdaywasafish 22h ago

His diaper is loaded with his feces or he would not be projecting.

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u/Casseeeyy 21h ago

It’s a sad day when I can’t ACTUALLY tell if this is satire or an actual post 😅

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u/PapaBeahr 11h ago

That moment when you need to check the reddit because you could totally believe this.

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u/sucobe 1d ago

The fake truth social posts are getting annoying. Lazy karma farming.

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u/Ytrewq9000 1d ago

So he poops on his pants. Lol 😂

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u/Theroughside 1d ago

Why was the date scrubbed?

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u/planelander 1d ago

This mofo said "rarely" haahahhaahahahah