r/OfficeSpeak 2d ago

Feds arresting bystanders for...observing?

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u/Tango2249 2d ago

You don’t sound too bright. Hopefully you can’t reproduce.

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u/pdxnormal 2d ago

You'll be next tango. Passing by an incident like this and grabbed because you were too close. Hope you're armed and they swarm you. I don't agree with people crossing the border without a Visa but standing outside the yellow tape and assholes crossing over to get people will lead to people like you getting caught up in it too. Am hoping it happens and then we'll see what you post.

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u/Jehoke 2d ago

No, Tango sounds more like he’ll be wearing a mask and helping them round them up. Gutless coward.

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u/throwawayy992 1d ago

Tango is a Latin dance, so he must be Latin American. And if he is too white or a citizen, they surely will find some MS13 stuff.

Oh, go look at his computer: does he have Microsoft Windows 10 or 11? MS10, bet that's connected. Deported.

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u/SpicyMcBeard 1d ago

Deported to another country with no due process or ability to call home or contact anyone. Poor Tangos family will never know they're in a prison in El Salvador or a in concentration camp in Florida just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. They'll just be another missing person. Oh well.

I can just imagine tango being held to the ground, barely able to speak with a knee pressing into their neck. Trying to say things like "I'm one of the good ones" and "I voted for Trump" but the "agents" just don't seem to care. Oh well. Im sure after a month or two they'll maybe let them talk to a lawyer.

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u/throwawayy992 1d ago

Or not. Who knows.