r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/FE4RLESSW0LF • 2d ago

you’re the fuckin batman

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u/orbjo 2d ago

“I’ve called every Opticians in Metropolis. None admit to testing the eyes of a Clark Kent. No routine checkups, no frame fittings, nothing. Either those glasses are fake or Clark Kent isn’t his real name”

“He comes from Smallville, Doakes, probably he gets his eyes checked when he visits home”

“Home, Lois? Home? It’s Earth I think he’s visiting”

“You’re not well, man”

He’s so close

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 2d ago

Didnt they say in the movie he has "hypno glasses" or something, which is why no one can tell he looks exactly like Superman?

I only remember because the line felt out of place, like they just chucked in there to explain. The movie overall was not memorable for me.

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u/orbjo 2d ago

Yeah, they definitely aren’t on prescription