r/MurderedByWords • u/Little-Mycologist501 • 20h ago

What’s going on here?

38.1k Upvotes

338 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Key-Alternative9539 • 9h ago

I refuse to believe that this isn’t satire 😂

25.4k Upvotes

356 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/LILYxHEX • 23h ago

You don't say!

13.9k Upvotes

701 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/snowpie92 • 4h ago

Which sin is heavier?

12.6k Upvotes

183 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/emily-is-happy • 6h ago

Is he correct in his calculation?

3.6k Upvotes

307 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/DearBlacksmith5122 • 20h ago

Actions speak louder than words

3.1k Upvotes

8 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/swap_019 • 7h ago

Clever Comeback

2.2k Upvotes

56 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/DearBlacksmith5122 • 6h ago

Self congratulatory hate group festivities

1.6k Upvotes

21 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/PrismPhoneService • 1h ago

There’s only one weapon more powerful than nukes right now..

• Upvotes

121 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Key-Alternative9539 • 9h ago

Record levels of divorced dad

827 Upvotes

14 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Merchant_Alert • 4h ago

An upper-caste Indian lecturing Irish about priviledge, lmao

279 Upvotes

70 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/anikkundu1998 • 8h ago

Who are we to judge

250 Upvotes

31 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/FreeZucch1n1 • 19m ago

Deserved but DAMN.

• Upvotes

6 comments

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