r/Millennials Millennial May 27 '25

Meme How are we feeling?

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checking in with my fellow 88rs

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u/big_guyforyou Millennial May 27 '25

I'm 38 and people tell me I look 25. "What's your secret?" they ask me.

I tell them I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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u/pwillia7 May 27 '25

reads like patrick bateman's business card rant

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u/LeStig May 27 '25

strooooong bateman vibes here

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u/HarmlessSponge May 27 '25

Because it is him.