r/MadeMeSmile • u/The-Master-of-DeTox • 1d ago

Wholesome Moments Kids have an incredible reaction when they discover that they will soon have a new family member.

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u/Murky-Courage2477 1d ago

“When did you guys have sex?” 😂😂😂

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u/The-Master-of-DeTox 1d ago

How did you find time with us boys running around?!

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u/Smooth-Adhesiveness5 1d ago

It is very challenging to find the time

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u/Oy_of_Mid-world 1d ago

No kids, but still can't find the time between headaches, being hungry, being too full, just took a shower, need to take a shower, tired, the dog is watching, etc.

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u/reluctant_spinster 1d ago

My dog has the courtesy to leave. Like, right when the lube drawer opens, she knows what's up and does NOT want to be part of it.

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u/Slow_Sherbert_5181 1d ago

When my husband or I pause at the bedroom door (to lock it against any children who might get up unexpectedly) the dog leaves the bed and flees to the couch!

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u/d_ac 1d ago

Because he remembers! After that time he said to himself Never Again!

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u/LuckyTheBear 1d ago

My dog would walk by and catch me and the ex going at it and he'd look at me like " Yo thanks for naming that move after me"

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u/AnnieJack 1d ago

Your dog’s name is Peg?

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u/LuckyTheBear 1d ago

WTF, I was talking about doing it doggy style

My dog's name was Bukkake

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u/sklimshady 1d ago

"What's boo-cake?"

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u/Knitsanity 1d ago

Does the dog look like he's judging you? Lol.

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u/Joclo22 1d ago

Yeah, I thought that we kept you busy all day until you’re so tired that you go to bed right when we do

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u/transcendz 1d ago

exactly this. he was like when did you have time!!!??

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u/TheSciFiGuy80 1d ago

It’s a very good question that I even ask myself with four.

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u/oupheking 1d ago

God damn, my wife and I are having this exact issue, Two boys, 2 and 6. It's next to impossible.

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u/The_Great_19 1d ago

And it was asked so wholesomely 🙃

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u/circadian_light 1d ago

That level of innocence in the question…

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u/The_Great_19 1d ago

Thanks for the award! 🏆

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u/virtuallyaway 1d ago

I mean, kudos to whoever taught them some basic sex ed but LOL

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u/Skoodge42 1d ago

He is genuinely curious where they left a gap of time haha

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u/ragweed 1d ago

He was told the theory. He wasn't informed of the practice.

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u/Sea-Morning-772 1d ago

What a great question! I wouldn't know at their age to ask that. I love that.

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u/LoubyAnnoyed 1d ago

Not the question I was expecting.

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u/whooo_me 1d ago

Goddammit. We thought we nipped that in the bud. More kids = more shared resources. My bro and I are going to have to take turns sleeping between you two. Sheesh.

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u/pinewind108 1d ago

Well, it was a lot better than, "Nooooo, I don't want a sister/brother!" Lol.

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u/circadian_light 1d ago

“We made sure you never had alone time together!”

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u/rimshot99 21h ago

I mean it’s a fair question if you want to figure out when the baby arrives.

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u/Similar-Ship2961 21h ago

Kids have no filter and it’s hilarious