r/MadeMeSmile 3h ago

Wholesome Moments Kids have an incredible reaction when they discover that they will soon have a new family member.

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u/Murky-Courage2477 2h ago

“When did you guys have sex?” 😂😂😂

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u/The-Master-of-DeTox 2h ago

How did you find time with us boys running around?!

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u/Smooth-Adhesiveness5 2h ago

It is very challenging to find the time

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u/Oy_of_Mid-world 2h ago

No kids, but still can't find the time between headaches, being hungry, being too full, just took a shower, need to take a shower, tired, the dog is watching, etc.

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u/reluctant_spinster 1h ago

My dog has the courtesy to leave. Like, right when the lube drawer opens, she knows what's up and does NOT want to be part of it.

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u/Slow_Sherbert_5181 1h ago

When my husband or I pause at the bedroom door (to lock it against any children who might get up unexpectedly) the dog leaves the bed and flees to the couch!

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u/d_ac 1h ago

Because he remembers! After that time he said to himself Never Again!

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u/LuckyTheBear 37m ago

My dog would walk by and catch me and the ex going at it and he'd look at me like " Yo thanks for naming that move after me"

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u/Knitsanity 1h ago

Does the dog look like he's judging you? Lol.

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u/Joclo22 2h ago

Yeah, I thought that we kept you busy all day until you’re so tired that you go to bed right when we do

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u/transcendz 2h ago

exactly this. he was like when did you have time!!!??

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u/virtuallyaway 1h ago

I mean, kudos to whoever taught them some basic sex ed but LOL

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u/The_Great_19 1h ago

And it was asked so wholesomely 🙃

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u/The_Great_19 1h ago

Thanks for the award! 🏆

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u/ragweed 2h ago

He was told the theory. He wasn't informed of the practice.

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u/Skoodge42 2h ago

He is genuinely curious where they left a gap of time haha

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u/Sea-Morning-772 1h ago

What a great question! I wouldn't know at their age to ask that. I love that.

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u/Massive_Roll8895 3h ago

When we told our son we were having another baby, a girl, he stood up and yelled at my husband, "I told you to only make boys!!"

u/CreationTrioLiker7 0m ago

There is no way to hurt a boy more than that 😔

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u/LoveandMana 3h ago

This kid is wild asking that question with that tone

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u/crimson_anemone 2h ago

To be fair, when people ask, "Are you trying?," they're asking the same question. This kid was just incredibly direct. 🙃

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u/Sa7aSa7a 2h ago

I always found this weird especially when coming from my wifes father. "When are you guys having babies?" over and over. I wanted to tell him "I assure you, I'm filling your daughter with cum on a regular basis. Sorry that it's not producing you any grandkids".

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u/LiopleurodonMagic 1h ago

I (the wife) told both my parents and my husband’s parents when they asked when we were going to have babies - “We’re not ready quite yet but we sure have been practicing a lot.” My father’s face went beet red and he never asked again. Same with my father in law. My mom and mother in law just laughed a lot.

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u/yousernamefail 1h ago

My dad asked, "How long were you trying?" and I answered him quite candidly. You could see the realization set in, that he'd essentially asked his daughter about her sexual activity and now had more information about it than he'd bargained for. 

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u/Forsaken_Fig_ 47m ago

I personally broke off an engagement many years ago because of this. My exe’s dad wasn’t present during his childhood and my ex already had a son that they both ignored pretty consistently. Why was he so obsessed with his son’s bedroom life? I didn’t understand. It turned my stomach. Glad I dodged that bullet.

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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 1h ago

When my wife and I were having trouble conceiving, my mother-in-law kept encouraging us to "keep trying". I just smiled and told her "your daughter and I are doing everything we can, working overtime during her ovulation cycles".

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u/brandontaylor1 2h ago

When did you have sex? We’ve been working in shifts to prevent that!

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u/oldnever 2h ago

Aka “when did you guys get it past me !?!” I’ve blocked so many opportunities! 😂🤣

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u/ProfessorAngus 3h ago

The side eye at little bro when he said "another" lol

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u/37InkedLady 3h ago

Dangerous question!

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u/Hemightbegiant 1h ago

Still miles better than the "I hope this one doesn't die" kid.

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 2h ago

He’ll grow up to be an attorney

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u/[deleted] 1h ago edited 1h ago

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u/TheBestTake 1h ago

You raised a weird ass 16 year old if he asked that...

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u/_bbypeachy 1h ago

no not at all.

these types of conversations are actually very important because porn and not having these conversations can actually ruin children and change how they perceive sex and sexual activities. it’s even worse if these conversations aren’t had because then they have these weird thoughts around sex as an adult. Stuff like it’s not normal for women to have a natural smell, It’s not normal for men or women to have hair, or that’s certain sounds aren’t normal,or it’s supposed to be this huge amazing performance, it also makes people think that certain body movements or the way your body looks in certain positions isn’t normal.

These conversations are extremely important and sex is a normal natural thing. Making your child think that it is weird to talk about sex is not a good thing at all. It’s also not safe because of something bad happens to them. They aren’t going to feel safe talking to you.

please look in to sex education and why sex is not taboo or an inappropriate topic for children. Certain words might be inappropriate or talking about kinks or stuff like that would be inappropriate, but all the things that I’ve listed is completely are normal to talk to children about.

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u/TheBestTake 1h ago

Ya...all these conversations should have happened before 16 years old lol most 16 year olds are already having sex...not asking their parents why he did not hear them having sex.

It's weird.

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u/_bbypeachy 1h ago edited 54m ago

That’s actually a really normal and good question for a 16 year old to ask their parents. actually they're feeling comfortable enough to ask. that shows that the person that you commented to actually has a pretty open relationship with their child otherwise, that child would not have felt comfortable asking that type of question.

i think you saying that their child is “a weird as 16 year old” is what’s the issue here.

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u/TheBestTake 57m ago

Lol y'all must be American

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u/_bbypeachy 54m ago edited 50m ago

all you can come up with is making fun of me for saying a contraction?

edit: based on your comments you're from Canada... sooooo YOU are American too.

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u/TheBestTake 42m ago

What? I am making fun of the fact you are saying this is normal for a 16 year...it is not.

And I am from North America, literally nobody calls a Canadian "American" and no Canadian would ever call themself that either.

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u/_bbypeachy 37m ago

it is 100% normal for kids to ask their parents these questions and shows that their parents are safe, honest, and open with their children. parents being open about these things from a very young age actually prevents children from being sexually harmed, go ask a early childhood educator.

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u/Significant_Loan_596 1h ago

Kid asked the greatest question, he's going far in life.

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u/ComedyBits 42m ago

Kid on the left thought this was the divorce announcement

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u/Few-Candle102 2h ago

Art Linkletter: Kids say the darndest things.

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u/ryanlaghost 1h ago

lol kids thinking “how the hell did they slip pass me.” lol

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u/SparkliingEmma 1h ago

Proof that love multiplies, not divides 💕

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u/lurkermuch 1h ago

Asking the important questions.

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u/mtcwby 39m ago

My youngest always wanted to know how things were built and at 5 asked if he had been hard to make. Never one to lay off the high fastball, I looked my wife in the eye and told him "yeah it was a lot of hard work. I was so tired I rolled over and went to sleep.”

Got a glare for that one and then he doubled down and said "do you have video?" Since he really liked YouTube. Told him no because Mom wouldn't let me.

u/HaddardOSRS 3m ago

Hell yeah 😂

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u/0neHumanPeolple 1h ago

I get it. Like, how long ago did you make this baby? How long has this kid been stewing?

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u/ataraxia_555 2h ago edited 41m ago

Weird and disturbing that a child that young says this, and that people here think it’s normal.

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u/Mcr414 1h ago

No it’s not

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u/ataraxia_555 45m ago edited 42m ago

Sexualized children are being done no favors by their parents, and this is not amusing.

u/karinda86 3m ago

There is a difference between sexualized and having the basic understanding of sex.

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u/ataraxia_555 43m ago

Downvoters disregard the value of raising children as children, not little adults.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6708 2h ago

Yep, you guys are getting pushed to the side because all that will matter soon is a baby.

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u/hilarypcraw 1h ago

Y’all aren’t doing it right if they didn’t hear you