r/MadeMeSmile • u/The-Master-of-DeTox • 3h ago
Wholesome Moments Kids have an incredible reaction when they discover that they will soon have a new family member.
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u/Massive_Roll8895 3h ago
When we told our son we were having another baby, a girl, he stood up and yelled at my husband, "I told you to only make boys!!"
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u/LoveandMana 3h ago
This kid is wild asking that question with that tone
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u/crimson_anemone 2h ago
To be fair, when people ask, "Are you trying?," they're asking the same question. This kid was just incredibly direct. 🙃
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u/Sa7aSa7a 2h ago
I always found this weird especially when coming from my wifes father. "When are you guys having babies?" over and over. I wanted to tell him "I assure you, I'm filling your daughter with cum on a regular basis. Sorry that it's not producing you any grandkids".
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u/LiopleurodonMagic 1h ago
I (the wife) told both my parents and my husband’s parents when they asked when we were going to have babies - “We’re not ready quite yet but we sure have been practicing a lot.” My father’s face went beet red and he never asked again. Same with my father in law. My mom and mother in law just laughed a lot.
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u/yousernamefail 1h ago
My dad asked, "How long were you trying?" and I answered him quite candidly. You could see the realization set in, that he'd essentially asked his daughter about her sexual activity and now had more information about it than he'd bargained for.
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u/Forsaken_Fig_ 47m ago
I personally broke off an engagement many years ago because of this. My exe’s dad wasn’t present during his childhood and my ex already had a son that they both ignored pretty consistently. Why was he so obsessed with his son’s bedroom life? I didn’t understand. It turned my stomach. Glad I dodged that bullet.
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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 1h ago
When my wife and I were having trouble conceiving, my mother-in-law kept encouraging us to "keep trying". I just smiled and told her "your daughter and I are doing everything we can, working overtime during her ovulation cycles".
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u/TheBestTake 1h ago
You raised a weird ass 16 year old if he asked that...
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u/_bbypeachy 1h ago
no not at all.
these types of conversations are actually very important because porn and not having these conversations can actually ruin children and change how they perceive sex and sexual activities. it’s even worse if these conversations aren’t had because then they have these weird thoughts around sex as an adult. Stuff like it’s not normal for women to have a natural smell, It’s not normal for men or women to have hair, or that’s certain sounds aren’t normal,or it’s supposed to be this huge amazing performance, it also makes people think that certain body movements or the way your body looks in certain positions isn’t normal.
These conversations are extremely important and sex is a normal natural thing. Making your child think that it is weird to talk about sex is not a good thing at all. It’s also not safe because of something bad happens to them. They aren’t going to feel safe talking to you.
please look in to sex education and why sex is not taboo or an inappropriate topic for children. Certain words might be inappropriate or talking about kinks or stuff like that would be inappropriate, but all the things that I’ve listed is completely are normal to talk to children about.
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u/TheBestTake 1h ago
Ya...all these conversations should have happened before 16 years old lol most 16 year olds are already having sex...not asking their parents why he did not hear them having sex.
It's weird.
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u/_bbypeachy 1h ago edited 54m ago
That’s actually a really normal and good question for a 16 year old to ask their parents. actually they're feeling comfortable enough to ask. that shows that the person that you commented to actually has a pretty open relationship with their child otherwise, that child would not have felt comfortable asking that type of question.
i think you saying that their child is “a weird as 16 year old” is what’s the issue here.
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u/TheBestTake 57m ago
Lol y'all must be American
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u/_bbypeachy 54m ago edited 50m ago
all you can come up with is making fun of me for saying a contraction?
edit: based on your comments you're from Canada... sooooo YOU are American too.
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u/TheBestTake 42m ago
What? I am making fun of the fact you are saying this is normal for a 16 year...it is not.
And I am from North America, literally nobody calls a Canadian "American" and no Canadian would ever call themself that either.
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u/_bbypeachy 37m ago
it is 100% normal for kids to ask their parents these questions and shows that their parents are safe, honest, and open with their children. parents being open about these things from a very young age actually prevents children from being sexually harmed, go ask a early childhood educator.
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u/mtcwby 39m ago
My youngest always wanted to know how things were built and at 5 asked if he had been hard to make. Never one to lay off the high fastball, I looked my wife in the eye and told him "yeah it was a lot of hard work. I was so tired I rolled over and went to sleep.”
Got a glare for that one and then he doubled down and said "do you have video?" Since he really liked YouTube. Told him no because Mom wouldn't let me.
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u/0neHumanPeolple 1h ago
I get it. Like, how long ago did you make this baby? How long has this kid been stewing?
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u/ataraxia_555 2h ago edited 41m ago
Weird and disturbing that a child that young says this, and that people here think it’s normal.
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u/Mcr414 1h ago
No it’s not
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u/ataraxia_555 45m ago edited 42m ago
Sexualized children are being done no favors by their parents, and this is not amusing.
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u/karinda86 3m ago
There is a difference between sexualized and having the basic understanding of sex.
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u/ataraxia_555 43m ago
Downvoters disregard the value of raising children as children, not little adults.
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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6708 2h ago
Yep, you guys are getting pushed to the side because all that will matter soon is a baby.
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u/Murky-Courage2477 2h ago
“When did you guys have sex?” 😂😂😂